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Shawn ♿️

@realcorky.bsky.social
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Don’t ask me, I don’t know who is running the circus. I am just here for the monkeys that wear tiny hats.

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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
They need to bring them back. A few years ago there were Pokémon cards in cereal boxes and people when crazy over them. That shows people are still interested in food issues cards.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If a pregnant woman gets bitten by a zombie will she give birth to a living child or a zombie child?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I don’t understand the logic behind a poultry company wanting restrictions lifted. Sure in the beginning it means they sell more chicken, but once dozens of people get salmonella it’s going to hurt the company because they lose sales when nobody is buying chicken. Am I wrong thinking this way?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Imagine how much fun he would have playing a game if he didn’t focus on saying shit like “woke!”. It’s like he wants to complain for the sake of complaining. He should just play what he wants and shut the fuck up about the rest.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
What in the absolute fuck are the Cleveland Browns doing in this draft? In their last 5 picks they’ve selected 2 QBs and 2 RBs. At least they are done and don’t have anymore picks or we could be seeing them take a couple more QBs.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Come on, people are only now getting over the bip wars 10 years later.😂
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
What the fuck Ryan? Shut your damn mouth about secret tunnels.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Happy Birthday @georgetakei.bsky.social
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
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a stuffed white cat is sitting on top of a box and asking why ?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This is 4/11 hair DNA Red Baron card. I PC von Richthofen and this card was a huge pickup for my collection.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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a close up of a man with the words you stop this train now below him
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I have spent many years playing RPG games and that rabbit is about to reward you for picking 29 carrots and returning them to him undamaged.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I can understand wanting to update the inside of an old house to a point, but they took the soul of the house and turned it in to a cheap apartment interior.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Isn’t that from Big Top Pee Wee? I remember Kris Kristofferson was the ring master but I only saw the movie once so I don’t remember this specific scene.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Craig and Ken Griffey Jr. Sure one may have been better than the other but together they hit 630 homers in the big leagues.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
That’s the best type of sushi.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
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a man in a white tank top with the words jack burton me
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
🧡 I took a nice walk and saw a bull with huge horns, so it’s all good.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
When she isn’t on camera she is calling her stock broker
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a man in a suit and tie says sell it all in front of a woman
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
This dude is going to be the first cut from the administration because someone will have to take the fall for the plunging stock market and failing tariffs and we all know Orange never takes responsibility for anything bad.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Dude is out there fucking us like we are discarded couch he found in a alley.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My vote is for Kellogg, but I am a fan of food release sets so I am a bit biased.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Based upon how fast Russian corpses are fertilizing Ukrainian fields these 160k soldiers will need to be replaced in about 6 months.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Definitely not a rug pull in any way whatsoever. It’s sad that people buy in thinking it’s the next big thing, they lose all their money when the people promoting sell all their crypto 30 seconds after it goes live and then 2 months later they buy in to the next big thing again.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I’ve known you for a few years )going back to the other place) and I think you are likeable. Those people must be dipshits to not realize how fucking awesome you are.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
You know that Steven wears a leisure suit and walks around doing finger guns.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Are 2 mice dressed in their Sunday finest a requirement or is just having a tea cup house ok?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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a man wearing a harley davidson shirt says this
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
FUCK YEA!
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I see Topps is using that Panini math for pricing unlicensed product. How can they justify $240 when you know that most people are going to be pulling Mike Vrabel and Billy Sims autos?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ve only picked up one card this year. A Leaf Anime Nation Dr. J card. It’s the red refractor version. #cardsky
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Is it ok if I add to your Dr. J homage?
A 1980s vending machine prism style sticker of Julius Erving.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This is a game changer. I am so tired of not being able to see when the sun is out and still be stylish by wearing my sunglasses on the back of my head.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
If someone has a problem with your jokes, that person obviously is an idiot and doesn’t understand comedy.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
There are some serious underdogs in each bracket.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If it is a game I am not sure about I tend to read the bad reviews to see what people are complaining about and then I will do a search to see if those issues have been corrected.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I cracked my first HGA case today. This thing was a brick & probably could survive a nuclear war with cockroaches. I looked to see if they’re still around. 3 owners in 2 years & the company is still around but they halted submissions in 2023 & the site hasn’t been updated since mid 2024. #cardsky
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
For fighter I am going with #4 on the bottom right. I know that version of you has my back and won’t ask questions if I call you at 3 am and ask you to come over and bring a shovel.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I kind of like the design while also disliking it. It is just way too unbalanced to the right side.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
AEW really needs to put an end to the Deathriders storyline. It’s been 4 months of Moxley rambling and still no fucking idea what is trying to be accomplished here besides “cleaning up AEW”. #AEW
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Damn, you have a gift for Keanu bots attention. 😂
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
The 1967 Topps Venezuelan cards are so cool. I know the retired cards have a basic design but they are some of my favorites.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Hopefully a senate seat is just a temporary job for him. I hope he runs for President in 2028.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I was just wondering if there is a crosshair for the bow?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I grew up on Long Island in the 1970s and Mike Bossy was the guy everyone wanted to be when we played street hockey.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Are there any questions that we can ask or is the NDA wont allow anything to be talked about? I just hope that there is a crosshairs for the bow. That was probably one of the few things that bothered me about the first game.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
While I don’t have any cats right now, this my best friend Oreo and when we adopted him we had 3 cats so he was raised by them until he was 5. He is 13 now and he still takes his cat baths every day. It’s funny seeing a chihuahua act like a cat.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Josh Allen knows he doesn’t always have to go over the left tackle on those short yardage plays, right?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ESPN with the hard hitting story about a POS owner who destroyed his own team and was hated by nearly everyone is bitter that the new owner was able to turn the team around. Shocked I tell you, shocked!
Screen shot showing an ESPN story about bitter former owner of the Washington Commanders being upset that the team is successful without him.
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