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Shawn ♿️

@realcorky.bsky.social
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Don’t ask me, I don’t know who is running the circus. I am just here for the monkeys that wear tiny hats.

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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
If a pregnant woman gets bitten by a zombie will she give birth to a living child or a zombie child?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
What in the absolute fuck are the Cleveland Browns doing in this draft? In their last 5 picks they’ve selected 2 QBs and 2 RBs. At least they are done and don’t have anymore picks or we could be seeing them take a couple more QBs.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
I’ve only picked up one card this year. A Leaf Anime Nation Dr. J card. It’s the red refractor version. #cardsky
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I cracked my first HGA case today. This thing was a brick & probably could survive a nuclear war with cockroaches. I looked to see if they’re still around. 3 owners in 2 years & the company is still around but they halted submissions in 2023 & the site hasn’t been updated since mid 2024. #cardsky
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
AEW really needs to put an end to the Deathriders storyline. It’s been 4 months of Moxley rambling and still no fucking idea what is trying to be accomplished here besides “cleaning up AEW”. #AEW
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Josh Allen knows he doesn’t always have to go over the left tackle on those short yardage plays, right?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
ESPN with the hard hitting story about a POS owner who destroyed his own team and was hated by nearly everyone is bitter that the new owner was able to turn the team around. Shocked I tell you, shocked!
Screen shot showing an ESPN story about bitter former owner of the Washington Commanders being upset that the team is successful without him.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
A few days before Christmas I was in the ER for 3 hours & I just got my bill. This is why bankruptcy is common in the US. Medical debt adds up quickly. This isn’t my portion, I have decent insurance & just had a small co-pay but for people who are uninsured or under insured this would be devastating
A medical bill for over $18,000
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
My son got me the Lego bonsai tree for Christmas and I kept putting it off because I was intimidated because I’ve never put together a Lego set and there are over 1000 parts. But I finally sat down and built it. #Lego #Bonsai
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I want to know who the 1 person was who didn’t vote for Ichiro on the HOF ballot. You know it was probably the same person who didn’t vote for Jeter or 1 of the 3 who didn’t vote for Griffey. It’s like that one teacher in college who says they never give an A. They just want to create chaos.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I haven’t watched any Notre Dame or Ohio State games this season, but in this Championship game it looks like OSU is playing against a high school team.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I am going to just toss this out there, but I am going to say that it will be announced that Meta buys 50% of Tik Tok within a week.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The refs are doing a great job keeping the Chiefs in this game.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I am 52 years old but if a helicopter flys overhead, I am still stopping what I am doing to watch it.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This is the final picture I have of a card on my phone. I picked up 2 tooth cards last year, this is the second one. #cardsky
A card with a Megaldon tooth relic
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I did my laundry and put it away in less than 3 hours in case you were wondering what my super power is.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
My son got me a late Christmas present. A 90s throwback DK Metcalf jersey.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
I just got my Fernando Tatis Jr. home run challenge win card from September. #cardsky
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I watched @thebenstiller.bsky.social Nutcrackers and it was a wonderful film. Think Hallmark Christmas movie meets drama/comedy and you will be entertained.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Random card from the collection. A handwriting sample of Moe Howard from the 3 Stooges. #cardsky
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Anyone else in to unusual cards? I usually stick to PC cards but I have a thing for unique cards. I have some hair cards, a couple of teeth cards and even a couple of racing cards with rattlesnake skin & gator skin. I wanted to share a couple. @cardpurchaser.bsky.social
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Remember when the world was a vampire? I miss the 90s.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
When I requested my shipment from COMC last week there were nearly 500k items ahead of my order. It is down to 402k. I am still listed with a 1/8 shipment date.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The retailer’s way of saying “come on, you know you want to buy more. And think of how much you’ll save on shipping”
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
For those that miss the Twitter days when some guy would respond to your tweet with an unsolicited dick pick. I give you an unsolicited picture of the most marvelous Dick that has ever existed.
The actor Dick Van Dyke in the Disney movie Mary Poppins.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I tried to raise my kids right. Look both ways before crossing the street, saying please and thank you and of course never get in to a land war in Asia.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I am looking through COMC & the cards on my list that are on sale. Out of 5 high dollar cards, 2 are regular price & 3 are “On sale” for Black Friday. Unfortunately all 3 cards are more expensive than they were last week before the sale. Raising the price so you can put them on sale is messed up.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
No mail today so I am just going with a crazy card. This card is from the 2023 Wild Card Dino-Might series. My son has been friends with Brock Purdy since middle school so I like to pick up some of Brock’s unique cards when I can. @cardpurchaser.bsky.social
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I picked up this Allen Iverson Chinese card. It’s now one of my favorites in my Iverson PC because of the cool illustration of him wearing the 5 team jerseys where he played. @cardpurchaser.bsky.social
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
The first signs of fall are finally hitting my area. Colder weather, leaves falling off the trees and my tire sensor light coming on after we had temps in the 20s last night.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I got a letter from the company that serviced my student loans that says I may or may not have overpaid on my student loans. Do I get to make the decision on if I get a refund because I could definitely use it.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I just found out that Stan Lee & Dr. Seuss (Theodor Geisel) served together in the Army’s Training Film division. There were 9 soldiers in the unit. Stan Lee wrote training manuals and Geisel created propaganda posters. I wasn’t able to find any images of Lee’s manuals but I found Dr. Seuss’ posters
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
The most recent Island Dreams release is based on superheroes and we, the artists, were given free reign so I did a couple of my childhood favorites. Captain Caveman was my favorite are that I did.
Captain Caveman
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Is your house on fire Clark?
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
I now have to add cans of compressed air to my list of “I have the perfect spot but now can’t find it” list.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
A timeline cleanse.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
Alex Jones is feeling a bit spicy today. I can see it though, he definitely eats ass.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 09/12/2023
Ended up getting pregnant with a virus baby. I was hoping to make it through without getting Covid.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
Remember, if you find yourself in Cincinnati today, head on down to Pinedale Shopping Center for WKRP’s annual turkey drop and stay safe this Thanksgiving.
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Shawn ♿️ @realcorky.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
I would like to also announce that I will not be running for reelection. Not because the House Ethics Committee is investigating me for using campaign money for OnlyFans, I am just not a politician. I guess I should have started with that.
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