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Alan Gordon Partridge @alanpartridge-aha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was reminded earlier of a Geordie hotel worker whom I became quite friendly with out of pity. Michael had a deprived upbringing, joined the army upon leaving school, had encounters with ladyboys, thieving monkeys & learnt to kill people. He now works in a Portuguese bar helping locals get drunk.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fuck me Man City, just as we all knew. A club who bought & cheated their way to success. Every cup & title should be stripped from them, and given what's happened to other clubs for a lot less (leeds 15pts), they should be relegated to the lower leagues. #lufc #mancity #footbal #premierleague

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fantastic win for Wakefield, absolutely demolished Wigan, now hopefully they do it again next Saturday against cheating Williams and Warrington #yorkshire

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Right come on Wakey, beat Wigan, then smash the f@ck out of Warrington next week, especially that diving cheat Williams. #rugbyleague #yorkshire

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Alan Gordon Partridge @alanpartridge-aha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

That was The Police—or as they're known today, simply: Sting—with Walking on the Moon. A fine song, but technically inaccurate. Due to low gravity, you actually bounce along in a weighted suit. Something I'd expect Sting to have known as an ex-teacher. Still nice song - next up, its The Dooleys:

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Everything against us tonight. Beaten by a penalty that never was.. sickened.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Think this is game over now. Warrington will just play this game out now.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Absolute dogshite call from Kendall - never a penalty...

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Whoever goes on to win this tonight, I think its Wigans to lose, thats if they get past Wakefield. #rugbyleague #leeds

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Next 40 minutes is season defining for Leeds Rhinos. Its shit or bust time: #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fucks sake. Fuckin self inflicted Try, all stemming from a knock on. Ffs.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

With all the injuries this is gonna be a big ask for Leeds Rhinos😫 #mot #leeds #rugby

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ffs - worst possible start for Rhinos...#mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Anyway Fuck Man Citeh, Fuck Manchester in general. Tonight the only game that matters is the Rugby League semi-final. Come on Leeds Rhinos. #mot #leeds

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bought success (Man City) is like being given the gold medal without running the race. Its meaningless no matter how much Citeh fans try to convince themselves. And despite all that cheated success you still cant sell out your ground. Leeds on the other hand - sell out every home game #lufc #mcfc

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Bet your mortgage that fuck all of any significance will actually happen to Citeh if found guilty. They will appeal any guilty verdicts & punishments. And just like the two year European ban they received, it will be overturned or vastly reduced. Remember what happened to Leeds-15pts #mancity #lufc

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Alan Gordon Partridge @alanpartridge-aha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Pasty-faced Suffolk pop-pest Ed Sheeran is finding out that when you fall from grace in Norfolk, you fall hard. Locals hate his loyalty to Ipswich, but his assembly-line, aggressively beige, derivative audio-sludge was always reason enough to dislike him #EdSheeran #Canaries #RadioNorwich #Palestine

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Darts for decades has encouraged fans to dress like twats, get drunk, jump around waving cards with inane messages on whilst play is taking place, and of course chant shite incessantly. So to now be raising concerns about the monster they created following the abuse of Luke Littler is a bit rich.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BBC 5live should be renamed Man Utd radio because all they do is talk about scum. Nearly every call so far on 606 has been scum fans. The next wk will see hrs spent discussing "whats wrong at United"? They don't understand that most football fans don't support scum & rejoice when they get beat.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

BBC 5Live 606, first two calls from scum fans, both southerners. And that people tells you all about footballs media darlings. Expect the usual BBC shite about what went wrong for Man Yoonited and nothing about how well Fulham played....

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

At this point, given how well Palace are playing I think I would settle for a draw... #lufc #mot #leeds

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well thats been coming, but thank f#ck for VAR😁 #lufc #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I fear expectations may be somewhat high after Leeds hammered the barcodes, and Palaces poor start to the season, which, as a Leeds fan can be a fatal combination. #lufc #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jim Ratcliffe, is not only a scum bastard it seems, but also a complete and utter nasty greedy bastard who can fuck right off. #mufc

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know instantly the paper they read, the news channel they watch, the party they vote for. These cunts smile to your face then stab you in the back. This is little Britain at its worse. These are the cunts who go to Church on Sunday, then shut the door in the faces of those in need. #Piddington

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Fuck off Piddington, you can tell by this one photo the kind of Daily Mail reading, GBeebies watching, Reform voting c#nts most of them are. #piddington

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My nickname at school was Quacker after I farted on a wooden seat and it sounded like a duck. When I go back to my old area, people still shout out "Quacker"; I'm 73 and a retired doctor. If I tried to fart now, I'd shit myself.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Found this blast from the past - Leeds United ClubCall, who remembers those days? Cost a fortune, but was the way we got all the latest news direct from the club. What a season this was... Champions. #lufc #mot #alaw

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

This is getting boring now, ffs Leeds absolute shite you aint scored for over 15 minutes. #lufc #mot #Newcastle

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Okafor again: 4-0 take that again ya barcode bastards😅🤣 #lufc #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don't want to be a doom and gloom merchant, but remember this is of course Leeds United who are more than capable of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. 😬 Next goal crucial. #lufc

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

DCL 3-0...😁 Them passionate barcode fans are a bit silent 🤣😅 #lufc #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Get the fuck in again. Loving Ampadu looking at the heartbreak of the Noocasel fans😅🤣🤣 #lufc

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Have that ya barcode bastards 😅😅😅😅😅 #lufc

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Newcastle have always been the team I hate after scum. Hate the bullshit myth of their fans been the best in country. Their crowds were embarrassing in the 80s - 9,419 turned up for a game in 82; and 10,004 turned up in 1991. So fuck off Noocasel, as fickle as every other club. #lufc #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Alas my life changing lottery win was £1, which wont even by me a packet of Golden Wonder salt n vinegar crisps😫

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So as I type this, my life could have changed beyond belief, as I could actually be a millionaire. I havent yet logged into my account as im happy just dreaming right now before the bubble is likely burst to find a £10 win 😁 #lottery

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The grass is not always greener - Wonder if Archie Gray has learnt that valuable lesson in life yet? 😁 #lufc #spurs

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just how fucking stupid must those fucktards be who vote Reform, thinking that these billionaire tax dodging c@nts have really got thw interests of the working class at heart? #reform #farage

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Season over for Rhinos, even if by some miracle we do get to the grand final; (which given our home form of late is not a given) we will most likely get stuffed. Just like lufc, we seem to be doing what Leeds teams do, and fall apart at the end of the season.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Fucking Hull for, shit all season, but the two times they play any good its against Leeds ffs... #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Utterly devoid of ideas in attack tonight Leeds. Shocking form in the run up to end of the season. #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Shocking first half again from Rhinos, Ash Handley off for head assessment. It's the wrong end of the season to become so shit and have injuries to key players.. #mot

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Come on Leeds Rhinos, make it a big win, and if the rugby league Gods are smiling upon us, then the pie munchers will lose and the league leaders shield comes to Headingley. #mot #leeds

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

It takes a special kind of c#nt to attack RNLI volunteers. Usually a racist c#nt.

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Is it just me, that when reading these posts I actually do them in the voice of Alan Partridge?😁

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Real Combat System South West @realcombatsystem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Utter shit Leeds, first goal never a penalty. But the next two goals - wtf. Can't even be arsed to watch anymore and listen to the commentators stick their tongues any further up Chelseas arses...fuck off.. #lufc #mot

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