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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oooooh it’s the Uncle who by surface appearance looks like he’s gonna complain about people taking down statues of Christopher Columbus but then bada-boom he flips that script. America wants Sunday gravy with this character!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Guy who made “that’s what she said” his THING 20 years ago and now can’t stop even though it brings him no joy and knows people don’t like him because of it

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Guy who made “that’s what she said” his THING 20 years ago and now can’t stop even though it brings him no joy and knows people don’t like him because of it

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Man, the word “clenched” truly understands the goddamn assignment

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

If we all came together in a united front with love in our hearts I’m almost positive we could banish the Liberty Biberty monstrosity back to hell.

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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Johnson is a hero in this town. Smith is consistently fucking insufferable.

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

There are so many people, so many, that love film and want to dedicate their whole lives to making films, in front of the camera, behind it, in editing suites and casting rooms and makeup trailers. And that these locusts can come in and just devour the industry, take it from us all, is devastating.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I guess the coolest thing about every single company in the world being owned by like 6 people is they all seem like really chill dudes who only want to do good.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s all ok. Honestly made Me smile thinking of his reaction. Nice to think of something we shared together.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Missing my buddy cause I just saw such a bad joke posted online that I instinctively copied it to paste in a text to him with some shit-talk before remembering he is dead. The power of gossip-bonding is truly unmatched.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When I see the Chinese food restaurant I’ve been ordering from but have never been to in real life it feels like I’m seeing a celebrity.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Two years since my debut comedy album came out. I wrote a thread for the 1 year anniversary here. Download or Stream it today!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

So dang close to having a completed movie! Feels insane to type that but in 2026 we went from a script to a fundraiser to a shoot to an actual dang short film in 8 months. Still going to be a moment before we can post it publicly due to film festival guidelines but just know that it’s coming soon!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In a moment in time where people are rebelling against the idea of empathy and paying your good fortune forward Dolly Parton is one of the ultimate rebukes against this. Her legacy is wrapped up in success, kindness, charity, and caring about others in practical ways.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I have a little merch store over here. Peruse at your leisure and maybe buy a gift for your mom! www.teepublic.com/user/chris-c...

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Whatever is happening online is absolutely not happening in real life, aside from your friends hanging out without you. That's real. loser.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

President of giant corporation whose output no one can really explain looks up tearfully at employee, "You mean you're just here to get a p-p-p-p-p-paycheck?"

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

When a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

When a company tries to sell you on a worse version of a product that used to work just fine.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Breaking News: Anti-Christ contemplating a subscription based Armageddon.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Would absolutely watch a movie where Seth Rogen and Sam Richardson are journalists competitively trying to get the definitive scoop about Mitch McConnell’s death.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I believe you Might be misinterpreting here! I genuinely love it!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Few things better at a live sporting event than the guy who believes the players are taking the coaching advice he is boozily screaming at them from like 500 feet away.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Every A.I. bro in interviews is like De Niro in Goodfellas telling Karen to walk over and pick out a dress. We don’t know exactly why it feels bad but it feels really bad.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

A mutant explains his strange but effective power for X-Men audition

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I love on dating shows when they say they “don’t take these decisions lightly” Like dude you’re getting gameshowed married. There’s no lighter way to take a decision.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Guy on Odysseus’ crew who’s existentially over it

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

message from the country’s head lettuce inspector

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The Odyssey is so woke I heard the Cyclops was a DE-EYE hire!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A huge shoutout to @cmarciel.bsky.social for his support of my short film. Cory is a genuine, nice, smart, funny dude and a great writer. Well worth a follow especially if you’re into movies. He’s been a great supporter for so many years and I can’t wait for him to check out what he helped me make!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

You can watch my whole comedy special, HUSKY BOY, for free on YouTube or stream it on Apple Music and Spotify I’m extremely proud of it and I think you’ll dig it. Tell your moms!

Husky Boy, a comedy album by Chris Calogero

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I’ll never forgive the motherfucker who looked at a car door handle and was like “what if we could make this worse?!”

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Mega shoutout to @jimhasfun.wnyrpg.com for supporting the kickstarter of my short film, “Gimme a Call” Jim’s wonderful here and on every social app I’ve interacted with him on. He’s funny and supportive and the vibes emanating from him are immaculate. Thanks Jim! You helped make me look like this!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Truly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Truly hard to beat making movies with your friends. It’s all I want to do.

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

A big gigantic original action movie filled with character actors won’t heal everything but it would certainly help!

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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

People who think The Office is edgy are also wary of mayonnaise being too spicy.

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