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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

@americapartyusa.bsky.social I'm guessing you ran across this already but here's a reminder. From me and The Blurreds. On Spotify and elsewhere.

Jonathan St Clair @jmanink.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

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By the way - bribery isn't covered under "presidential immunity". The Constitution LITERALLY classifies it as a "high crime" and a reason to impeach and remove from office.

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Blu*J @bitcoinjane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

When The New Republic Magazine Won the Internet:

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Blu*J @bitcoinjane.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Anders Vistisen, a Danish Member of the European Parliament (MEP), said that universal phrase...

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Paperbacks for these thrillers going for ~$11 on Amazon US right now. Steals. First two books of the trilogy. Many great reviews. HIDING AMONG THE DEAD (Book 1): www.amazon.com/Hiding-Among... ZERO ISLAND (BOOK 2): www.amazon.com/Island-Bless...

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Hiding Among the Dead (Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners)

Amazon.com: Hiding Among the Dead (Blessid Trauma Crime Scene Cleaners): 9781648754975: Bauer, Chris: Books

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I tried getting my song lyrics recorded by music artists; zero response. I went over to the dark side. 100% my lyrics (many inspired by my novels & a wee bit liberal/controversial) & composition; SUNO music & vocals. Tell people, will ya? Spotify & elsewhere. open.spotify.com/artist/67cYT...

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

If DJT is allowed to finish his term, Wash, DC will be forever altered n the most disgusting ways: the WH ballroom, the Triumphal Arch, the destroyed cherry trees & weeping willows, the Mar-a-lago WH terrace. No lame duck; get him outta there: midterms, impeach, drag his ass out. And make it hurt.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I am so juvenile for liking (meaning losing it over) shorts like this. www.instagram.com/reel/DagCuYs...

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Any restaurant that lists "Philly" cheesesteaks on its menu is a pretender/wannabe w/ no chance of preparing/serving a good one. Lose the "Philly," folks. It's a cheesesteak, period, w/ no reason to assign a city to it. EVERYONE knows the city responsible for making it its own food group.

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Maximum Risk series thrillers COBALT & CRADLE now available in German. I HEARD YOU PAINT COWBOYS now available in French, Spanish, Portuguese & German. So there's that. www.amazon.com/stores/autho...

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Cauterize ICE is best advice I've heard in a while.

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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Shapiro: When he sits behind the desk in the Oval Office, making $2.2 billion off his corruption for him and his kids, it costs you money. When he sits behind that desk, he’s not thinking about how to put money in your pocket. He’s thinking about how to put money in his own pocket.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Trying to generate a music video for a song I wrote/released on SUNO. I used the free version of freebeat.ai. Here's a 10-sec clip; what's been created so far; Hiroshima after the atom bomb. Might sign up for basic service for a coupla weeks. Responsive Cust Svc.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Am I on TikTok? Sure. Just an old dude doing the marketing thing over there. Books & music. Hasn't helped much, but I'm there. www.tiktok.com/@chrisbauerc...

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

I just had a short story rejected by Ellery Queen Mystery Magazine, so there's that. chrisbauerauthor.net @elleryqueenmm.bsky.social

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

@aclu.org A song about the Family Separation Act. From me and The Blurreds. Inspired by my thriller novel CRADLE about a Peruvian teen separated from her family in the US. open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

@bandcamp.com waives its revenue share today 8/7 ("BandCamp Friday") & passes all funds directly to artists & labels. Find me here pls & listen to a very popular ballad about yesterday's 81st remembrance of Hiroshima 1945, "The Rain On August Six." Moving. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com

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Lyricist Chris Bauer

Novelist, lyricist. Find Chris at chrisbauerauthor.net, on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky. Also Spotify, iTunes, YouTube, Amazon Music, Bandcamp, elsewhere.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Powerful photo below song link. 8:15 a.m., Aug. 6, 1945. Listen to "The Rain On August Six." open.spotify.com/album/0ZMsBl...

The Rain on August Six - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

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The "atomic dome," Hiroshima, Japan. Where it all began. Listen to "The Rain On August Six," today of all days, link in the comments.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm a novelist who writes music lyrics inspired by my novels, "hard-hitting," some say. Mark your calendars pls: Fri 8/7 BandCamp, music-artist-friendly app, will return all earnings on downloaded songs to the artists. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com

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Lyricist Chris Bauer

Novelist, lyricist. Find Chris at chrisbauerauthor.net, on Facebook, Instagram, BlueSky. Also Spotify, iTunes, YouTube, Amazon Music, Bandcamp, elsewhere.

Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

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To be clear, American hero Dr. Fauci pled the fifth in order to protect himself from republicans using anything he says to produce propaganda against him, unlike the orange felon who pled the fifth 450 times because he’s guilty AF, but they were more than okay with that. Scumbags.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

My lyrics, inspired by my novel CRADLE. A jumping off point for the novel; theme carries throughout, even through the NASA parts. Great blurbs & reviews. Video was also posted on Amazon book listing. No, not #adele, but thx for noticing. Written with her in mind. open.spotify.com/track/3fDBti...

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

@listigeplaylists.bsky.social Here's one from me and The Blurreds. (BTW it's a tie-in to a novel of mine, CRADLE, and one of seven songs on The Novels Album.) Thanks! open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

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Just released on Spotify. Memorializing the Epstein debacle in song. 38000 mentions. From me and The Blurreds. #music #TheByrds open.spotify.com/album/1eIW6N...

Blurred, Blurred, Blurred - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

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Here's "The Novels (music) Album." Novelist & "hard-hitting" lyricist, all me. Some good stuff here, he says, slightly biased. Needs help; shares welcome. Please? music.apple.com/us/artist/ch... open.spotify.com/artist/67cYT... music.youtube.com/playlist?lis... www.amazon.com/dp/B0H7NV681...

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy July 4th. Here's something America shouldn't be known for: assault-style weapons in the hands of civilians. open.spotify.com/album/4BCEAh...

AMERICA AS A GUN - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

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I abhor assault-style weapons in the hands of civilians. A protagonist in 2 of my novels, a female fugitive recovery agent, feels the same way. So me and The Blurreds pulled together some lyrics recently & cranked out this song abt it. lyricistchrisbauer.bandcamp.com/track/americ... On Spotify, too.

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America As A Gun, by Chris Bauer

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Here's a tie-in song for CRADLE, one of my novels. Find me here, iTunes, Amazon Music, BandCamp, and wherever finer downloadables are available. #musicsky open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify

Steven Beschloss @stevenbeschloss.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

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As the destruction continues by a depraved, demented and delusional liar.

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Pick this up. An outstanding, eerie ride.

M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

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Thanks,Governor Newsom......

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Chris Bauer @realchrisbauer.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

A reminder that this is out there. The Family Separation policy of the first DJT admin begot my novel CRADLE, A Maximum Risk Thriller, and lay the groundwork for "Agustina's Cradle." Proud of it, proud of the rest of my lyricist work. open.spotify.com/album/30v3OX...

Agustina's Cradle - Single by Chris Bauer | Spotify