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Captain Danger

@realcaptaindanger.bsky.social
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Deranged Radical Left Lunatic™️ Soros funded paid protester. Professional chemtrail pilot. Former head of state now living in exile. Personal golf caddy to Mr. T. Willing to go mainstream for a price.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 4h
AI = Artificial Intelligence. SI = Sports Illustrated.
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Trump should have had it! Personally, I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In the Mood, Glen Miller
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No lies detected
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey guys we're taking a band photo, be sure to wear either tank top of t-shirt with minimal or no stains
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Morning boner checks at 04:00
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Because nothing lowers fuel prices more than dropping bombs in the Middle East. The stupid. It burns.
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She is so fucking dumb (with a B)
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Not happy with the used coffin I bought at Goodwill, there was a guy still inside and it cost me a lot to get rid of him
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Which one?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This sounds like a war crime
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But what about little Jimmy and the brutal operation that he had at school that Trump likes to talk about? Are you telling me that never happened?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They hate you because you sold out the DOJ you fucking stupid MAGA CHUD
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I see what you did there
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This. I believe that without that show he would never have been elected
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We told you he was a conman, a rapist, a serial liar, and his business persona was fake, you just didn't listen
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What the fuck
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He sends the "wrong message" on everything. Can't wait for this shitshow to end
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Republicans: As long as we can get away with it
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope they don't fall off the ballroom, unless they are Hispanic of course since they would survive
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How much longer do we have to put up with this demented mad man?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's definitely FBI material
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure they would be fine with it, fair and balanced right?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who knew dum was spelled with a B....
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fuck yeah, more of this please. These fucking stupid MAGA CHUDs need to be removed
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's way past time to remove this demented POS
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Translation: We're fucked
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fucking stupid MAGA CHUD base will never vote blue, so no, there will not be a democratic senator from Kansas
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's also a pedophile who has dementia
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
His "SI" rebranding obviously was a complete failure
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fucking delusional
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So why are you making decisions based on your religious beliefs and not the law then?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you consider him pissing on everyone and everything then yeah I guess we're in the golden shower age
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Except we're all getting $5k and fuel prices will go down after the midterms right?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This has zero affect on him or the fucking stupid MAGA CHUDs
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This race shouldn't even be close, Paxton is a fucking piece of shit stupid MAGA CHUD
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How can we even be sure the teachers aren't part of the furry community?!
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No.
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He didn't call it "SI"?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But it's the golden age right?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll take living in a hell hole over whatever the fuck this is
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fun fact: He has advanced dementia and is a danger to the world
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So sick of these fucking stupid MAGA CHUDs VOTE THEM OUT!
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
She was never "fit to serve" at any point
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dumbest (with a B) fucking timeline of our lives. I hate it here.
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a golden age... of fucking stupid
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Morning boner checks will be at 05:00
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait I thought it's called SI now... he said he signed the official document... whatever the fuck that means
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who is this Biden guy they keep talking about?
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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Prediction: 6:3 they're cool with it
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