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YukonCorneliusJack @yukoncorneliusjack.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Every accusation is a confession when this asshole opens his yap. There has never been a dumber, moronic, imbecile in the Whore House leading Amerikkka into a fiery pit of lies & bullshit. But, you voted for this POS & you can vote him out. Impeach. Remove. Imprison. Arrivederci, Asshole!

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

The so-called president of the United States is a massive money launderer and cut off by the bank that discovered it. Yet the story barely registers with the legacy media. What a disgrace. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

RIP Mitch McConnell, died Aug 4th 2026

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people! Thank you for your attention to this matter. -CD

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Spoke to Mitch McConnell again today for about 20 mins. He said it's very hot and he can see a big lake that has flames coming out of it

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Spoke with Mitch McConnell today for 20 mins. He said he is brain dead and plans on dying on Aug 4th

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

RIP Birth Right Citizenship... you just know the Burrito Supreme Court™️ is going 6-3 on this since they are waiting until the last minute of the term.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Liberal doctors won’t admit this, but eating a piece of the reflecting pool paint will eliminate your need for vaccines. Spread the word.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

A trillionaire, yet his name does not appear on a single school, library, or hospital. What a colossal waste of a human lifetime. The stupid. It burns.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Has that hospital ship reached Greenland yet? Worried for the people and their universal healthcare

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

590,000 people paid $100 deposits on a Trump Phone. They just got told they will not be receiving a phone, and their $100 will not be refunded. This is obviously Joe Bidens fault

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Gas wouldn't be so expensive if we had a ballroom

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Doctor Dementia heals his BFF while his pals look on

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Breaking news: Trump names Victor Orban as Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If the Iranians capture the second crew member on the fighter jet they shot down I propose a trade, the pilot for Pete Hegseth.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Pam Bondi is being fired because she was not corrupt enough... this is the dumbest fucking timeline of our lives

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Aprils fool day is fucking stupid when there is so much dumb shit going on in the world right now IMHO.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Iran, if you are listening, do us a huge favor. Release the Epstein files and expose trump’s perverted behaviors towards children. He needs to be in jail.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

That free beer day in Wisconsin can't come soon enough!

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Pete Hegseth says the US is willing to fight this war for as long as it takes for people to forget that the president was friends with a pedophile.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

They told me if I voted for Kamala the US would continue to be involved in foreign wars, and they were right!

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I guess Trump is now president of Iran?

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Imagine wanting better healthcare, more gun control, and a president who can speak coherent sentences - and then getting RFK Jr., ICE, and Trump... what a world

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Where are the fucking Epstein files?!

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Fuck Trump, fuck ICE, and fuck Elon Musk. Posted this on X and my account was instantly suspended

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

We went from bat shit crazy to this is fucking insane in only a few days into 2026... just wow

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Just when you thought the stupid couldn't get any stupider, it does. The stupid, it burns...

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/12/2025

Looks like this was shared on GlobalTV in Canada and someone recorded it and sent it to multiple groups for wide distribution. Love it!!

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Everyday the stupid becomes fucking stupider... my head hurts

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 13/12/2025

Children today will never know the joy of receiving 37 pencils on Christmas morning, sad

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Steve Bannon got some 'splaining to do...

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

I just got nominated for the 2026 Dollar General Peace Prize. Greatest honor of my life

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

I really hope Bill Clinton isn't in the Epstein files, I'll have to get rid of my Clinton hat and my Clinton sneakers and my Clinton cologne and my Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I'll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards What will I do with my Bill Clinton Bible?

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I forgot my ID at the grocery store today and they wouldn't let me buy bread

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 30/09/2025

When do we get our "MedBed" cards? Asking for a friend

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Disney isn't reinstating Jimmy because they support free speech, they're doing it because they lost billions. Cancel your Disney subscription if you haven't already and send the message that we aren't falling for it. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -CD

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 18/09/2025

I want anyone not properly mourning Robert Redford to be investigated and fired from their jobs

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

All we know and have seen points to him having had a stroke. Expect nothing from Bullshit Barbie or anyone else confirming this but he will not be allowed in front of cameras anytime soon.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

Administration blames Trump's hand bruising and swollen ankles on too much hand shaking and Biden.

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Federal authorities have released a map of high crime areas in DC

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Mike Johnson saw a shadow and got scared so six more weeks of Epstein!

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

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Captain Danger @realcaptaindanger.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Now that fraud is legal I'm looking for suggestions for good beginner fraud/scams to make quick money. TIA.

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