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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones

@realajjones.bsky.social
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Pansexual. He/him. Sex positive, always flirty. I'm a "reply GENTLEMAN," thank you. Discord: aj_jones Artist, author. BEHOLD, my stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7x…

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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*waves*
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*waves*
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in front of a sign that says almost time !
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Yoinked and adapted to serve my anti-MM agenda.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Yoinked and adapted to serve my anti-MM agenda.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It just hit me, I'm a member of the news media who, for the next four years, is probably going to be avoiding the news media like the plauge. If that isn't self loathing I don't know what is.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It just hit me, I'm a member of the news media who, for the next four years, is probably going to be avoiding the news media like the plauge. If that isn't self loathing I don't know what is.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Improve a movie with "fuck." Fuck the Mummy
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
#Sony CEO Tony Vinciquerra (the person in charge of the Sony/Marvel movies) recently said that Madame Web wasn't a "bad movie," rather it performed poorly because of the media criticisms. No, dude. It was bad. It was fucking horrible. You're trying to protect an undeserved bonus.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I got a new photo printer for Christmas. I am so excited to use it. Might actually sell my prints and stickers online.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It took me four hours, but he's finally done.
Venomized Baby Groot from Marvel comics.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
When I was a kid, the most time intensive part of Lego was the building. Now, at 45, it's ensuring that the stickers are on straight without wrinkles or tears.
The body, arms, and legs of a Lego creation in process.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
As progress continues, forms begin to take shape. What is it? Who knows. (If you do, shush)
A black and tan Lego something being built.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Building, building, building, I'm so good at building.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Samsung tablet biometrics : Your face doesn't match. Me: But I've had it my entire life.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all the good people of the world (and Matthew McConaughey, for once). But especially M1erry Christmas to all of you.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 25/12/2024
since it is Muppet Christmas Carol time, let us revisit this wonderful interview with Michael Caine, who loves it as much as the rest of us “People say to me, Have you ever sung? I say, Yes, I sang in a movie. They say, Who with? I say, Kermit the Frog.”
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Michael Caine Loves 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' as Much as You Do
God bless us, every one! But especially Michael Caine.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
"You'll be visited by three spirits," The three spirits.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Rumour suggests that Kevin Feige wants Anya Taylor-Joy in the MCU for a mystery role. Other rumours suggest it's for Spider-Man 4. Is it too much to hope she'll play Felicia Hardy?
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a woman in a black superhero costume with glasses
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Merry Xmas Eve EVE to those who celebrate. 🎅🎄☃️ 🎁❄️
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Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
PSA: the snark is strong in me today.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Yep.
A still from the movie "Muppet Christmas Carol," featuring Gonzo as Charles Dickens and Rizo the Rat as himself. The captions read, "When you and your best friend are trying to figure out who the real weirdo really is..."
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I am 100% looking for ways to turn anything you say into an innuendo. I never grew out of my adolescent brain...so I kept it.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Just in case we ever doubt that fans' voices can have an impact...
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Liz, a queen of sharks- @thesharkqueen.com · 20/12/2024
Sexual violence Doesn’t happen Except it happened to you So it must be your fault Because you exist In your violent skin With your violent pussy That beg to be assaulted Because that top fits just right & your jeans stretch across your thighs So it didn’t really happen But it’s still your fault. ~L
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. (Adoringly)
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. (Adoringly)
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
How to ensure you're muted by BlueSky devs in one easy step.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Overheard.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I asked Alexa to change the input on my TV to the Nintendo Switch. it hissed at me about the end of the world. No, seriously.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Really, AOL?? FUCKING REALLY??
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Posted this at the old place, but thought folks on @bsky.app might like to know I finally met my "mother".
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Nevermind. This Batman was an asshole. I'm unhappier for this knowledge, but better educated, which makes me happy.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'm so dumb.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
BATMAN BRIDGE! There has never been a cooler named bridge throughout the entire history of bridge naming.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I don't have a serious plan for how to lose weight, but I have concepts of concepts of a plan.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Paul Kevin Curtis is an example of life imitating art. He's basically Ernest P. Worrell in the flesh. You can't make this shit up.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Kings of Tupelo is a fucking wild ride, y'all. Fucking wild. Mississippi... man...wild...
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
AND!! Kraven the Hunter sucks? Well, let's be honest...we should have seen that one coming. I'm probably going to love it.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Who in the world thought that Pairs Hilton deserved to have more seasons of her shallow reality show? And Trump is apparently Times "Person of the Year." This really is the darkest timeline.
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💥 The Maverick Mind 💥 @themaverickmind.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
THIS IS AMAZING NEWS!!!
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5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
First they kill off Courtney Ford, then Julie Benz!? Fuck right off.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
THEY KILLED RITA?! MOTHER FUCKERS!
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I have a whole duck in the freezer. I think I added it to a grocery order one night, possibly while I was high. I haven't cooked duck in at least twenty years.
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 10/12/2024
This AI-generated image showing the New York Times office in flames offers a good reminder of what journalists and others are supporting when they keep using X
AI image of New York Times office on fire
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Love it when I get added to block lists after never interacting with someone. Take for example cliffordbanes.bsky.social who added me to some block list even though I've never heard of them. 🖕 I'm in no mood to be understanding.
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AJ *King of BlueSky* Jones @realajjones.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Why are things never easy...
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