slug @real.slug.moe · 01/09/2026i would deactivate like all of my accounts but i use bluesky too much as a form of passing time 270
slug @real.slug.moe · 25/07/2026i think i am just getting kind of burnt out of life bc i feel like i am not rly interested in technology or anything adjacent to it and that happens when i get burnt out 170
slug @real.slug.moe · 25/07/2026I just deleted that last post bc it's not worth it, I don't want people who I'm not talking about to think this post is about them esp when we are/were friends. There's more nuance in this thread but I do want to say this is a vent account and if you get bothered by me just DM me! 140
slug @real.slug.moe · 25/07/2026i made this because it popped into my head but I am going to have to start using it 130
slug @real.slug.moe · 25/07/2026if you're going to reply to this with some sassy ass comment I would request you read this entire thread first before coming at me and making it about yourself, thanks in advance! 120
Reposted by slugno cunny for old men @hakutaku.pds.witchcraft.systems · 20/07/2026@real.slug.moe did I just get another slug DM lmfao 131
Reposted by slugpenny @hexmani.ac · 15/07/2026every time messi calls his gentile slaves for a freebie the peso goes up 4 v-bucks in value 1112
slug @real.slug.moe · 15/07/2026this is true but i think a big part of it is that twitter begs you to use their ai tools and even lets you remix others work with ai within the app 140
slug @real.slug.moe · 15/07/2026I should probably just mute most things related to AI/ML for a while tbh, my oomfs are constantly drowning my feed with discussions I’m not interested in, which is fine, it’s not like they’re bad posts I just am getting burnt out of opening bsky and seeing the same 20 or so posts outside of porn 270
slug @real.slug.moe · 14/07/2026the local discourse is dumb, local means both "it runs on your computer/DC" and "it runs in a geographical region very close to you", as in, the actual definition of the word local cloudflare isn't doing anything nefarious or having an untrue ad, AWS has "local zones" and has forever and 250
Reposted by slug蛞蝓ちゃん ⎔ @slug.moe · 12/07/2026real slugs only like MAN penis and get run over by a boner pill truck after getting hit by a column of shopping carts 121
slug @real.slug.moe · 12/07/2026people replying girl dick to everything feels like the nice guy equivalent of saying "hahaha face" when asked tits or ass we get it you like girl dick, I'm pretty sure that's the norm here 280
slug @real.slug.moe · 05/07/2026some of u repost real dumb shit but ily (idk if any of the ppl who do that follow me here but if they do just know that i don't judge you or even pay attention to who does it but i wish you'd repost better stuff!!! praying 4 u!!!) 490
Reposted by slugskrillex (pretentious version) @futanari.observer · 25/06/2026if the goose is not valued it will leave 1449
Reposted by slugNightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 24/06/2026give a fish a bowl, and it swims for a day. teach a fish to bowl, and it rolls strikes for a lifetime. 1164
slug @real.slug.moe · 24/06/2026you are a fucking idiot if you think taxing *** or his allies will be enough to cover this damage - i literally had to disable replies from non oomfs and quotes bc i keep attracting low IQ resist libs on main and i am not in the mood for it 060
slug @real.slug.moe · 24/06/2026fuck one of my dear friends from childhood just messaged me and said his boyfriend just died and he tried to do cpr to save him and i feel so fucking bad for him. cpr is so like... traumatic. you need to try to apply enough force where you're probably going to break someone's ribs 1100
slug @real.slug.moe · 24/06/2026anyway i love all of you; i am feeling very emotional rn for some reason probably bc i am listening to music that is all sad 260
slug @real.slug.moe · 24/06/2026it'll never not piss me off to see americans say shit about "europeans can't tolerate heat" etc every time they have heat waves motherfucker like 85% of american homes have goddamn AC. i've literally *never* lived anywhere without it. 3160
Reposted by slugaly @aly.codes · 20/06/2026trying something where I actually write about things I make, so if you are interested in the ways AppImages suck really bad and how AppHerder corrals them into something manageable aly.codes/blog/2026-06...aly.codesMaking AppImages suck less with AppHerderLifecycle management for your AppImages. 1174
slug @real.slug.moe · 20/06/2026what should i even post about here. i already have two nsfw accounts and two regular accounts 180
slug @real.slug.moe · 20/06/2026learning that ppl use zyn to like lock in or as a stimulant is wild to me that shit straight up puts my ass to sleep sometimes 010
Reposted by slugSaya @number-one-warned.rat.mom · 16/06/2026yeah we gonna call u out by crucifying you in the town square and pelting you with rocks 021