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Ryan Pollard 💾

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Formerly @rdpollard doting father丨product manager丨designer丨Cascadian anti-fascist, pro-love-your-neighbor I post about politics and world events, product and design […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@rdp, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 17h
My list is shorter: "No Pete" #QT masto.ai/@Nonilex/117365742961030536
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Nonilex (@Nonilex@masto.ai)
In a speech, #Defense Secretary Pete #Hegseth laid out his vision for the #military∶ “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” #Trump #Nazis #fascism #ToxicMasculinity #hate #bigotry #misogyny #racism #ignorance #MilitaryReadiness https://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/us/hegseth-troops-address.html?unlocked_article_code=1.FVE.6PtK.G2zfUXlh1fuM∣=nytcore-ios-share
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 30/09/2026
@aoh correct.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 30/09/2026
An "Animal Crossing" logo generation that now reads "Minimal Cussing."
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 30/09/2026
#FTFY
A "Gravity Falls" logo generator-produced image in which the title has been horribly abused to read "Grabbity Balls."
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 30/09/2026
The 👀 I got when I boarded using my #Retroid console... 😅
A photo of a boarding pass displayed on a game console
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 29/09/2026
Git yer steps in! 😅 The new charging station going in at this WinCo is right about where I usually park anyway. That being said, I almost always charge at home. This will get used maybe 1-2 times per year.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 29/09/2026
Everytime a new charging station is installed, an angel gets its wings. ⚡🪽 WinCo on 99th in #HazelDell #VanWA
A photo of a charging station being installed in a parking lot
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 28/09/2026
"Soon" is doing a lot of work today.
Screenshot of a United Airlines notification promising arrival at gate C29 "soon."
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 28/09/2026
You know you've arrived at #ORD when it takes 30+ minutes to navigate the tarmac from runway to your gate. Sort of an "I've landed... but have I really?" #Chicago
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 28/09/2026
@spookyboo.bsky.social ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 28/09/2026
Selina would definitely work her out, but Harley is such a butthole about other cats... 🫤
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 26/09/2026
Oh I hear you. Not such a big deal with a laptop or USFF where the mobo is easy to see and work with, but it can be AWFUL on a desktop. I bought like 100 m2 thumb screws like this some years back. Love em. a.co/d/0iYdcDgw
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 26/09/2026
It might seem silly, but I'm eternally tickled that every M.2 slot uses an M2 screw. Hat's off to whoever decided on that standard.
Stock photo of someone mounting an SSD into an M.2 slot on a motherboard.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 26/09/2026
@aoh Yeah! You'd sure think. 🫤
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 26/09/2026
Finished #EmpireOfSilence by #ChristopherRuocchio this afternoon. I haven't burned through a novel this fast in years. It wasn't earth-shattering (or even sun-eating), but it was well written and I enjoyed the heck out of it. #SciFi
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 25/09/2026
This is the school that my oldest graduated from and my youngest will attend next year. It's where my robotics team is based. It's where I do a ton of volunteer work. It's gutting.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 25/09/2026
The text of this article may be triggering. Be warned.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 25/09/2026
Burn it all down. www.columbian.com/news/2026/sep/25/…
Article text: Rice received a verbal warning in 2013 and a disciplinary letter in 2019 alleging similar behavior. The 2019 allegations resulted in the district barring Rice from coaching any girls’ athletics teams in Vancouver Public Schools.

The district received the most recent complaint Aug. 6. Based on its investigation, which included Skyview Principal Andy Meyer interviewing the student, the district alleged Rice messaged the student between 50 and 300 times over the summer, sometimes late at night.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 23/09/2026
"Hey are you coming to this meeting?" No.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 23/09/2026
Someone scheduled an appointment during a block of time on my calendar labeled "not available for appointments." Like... 🤷
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
OMG. Whole family is watching this. We love her so much. What a sweetheart.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
No, I want one that sits flush against the laptop. Like this.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
Call it a dock, a hub, a port replicator... Whatever you call it, the thing sticks into the USB-C ports on a Macbook. It COULD ALSO stick into the USB-C ports on other devices too if they made the lower male end slide a bit and use a flexible ribbon cable instead of soldering it to the PCB.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
Sometimes being a #product person sucks. Like when I see an opportunity to consolidate SKUs that somehow NOBODY IS TAKING ADVANTAGE OF. It's incredible. Like do you guys hate money? Call me.
A photo of a Macbook style port expander with a diagram indicating a moving USB port to grow/shrink the distance between the two.

Text: 
WHY IS THIS SO HARD? | LITERALLY JUST
NEED LIKE 2MM MORE!!!
Someone needs to make a MacBook-style port
expander that slides to adjust (even slightly) to
fit all the other brands doing the "stacked USB-
C" thing. If my laptop brand (HP) won't do it, the
aftermarket should pick up the slack.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
Harley has righteous RBF.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
Photo of offended cat, captioned "...sir."
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 20/09/2026
Offended cat is offended. #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
A photo of a tabby cat on an enormous cushion. Se is unimpressed with your nonsense.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 18/09/2026
Pretty okay collection of #Warmachine and other #TTRPG books at the Hazel Dell Goodwill. $7-10 each if you're in the area and into that sort of thing. #VanWA
A photo of a bunch of lightly used RPG books, mostly Warmachine.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 16/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117282… It's been the kind of day where I catch a glimpse of what appears to be News Article + Giant Earth-bound Meteor image and think "IS IT FINALLY TIME?" Sadly no. No extinction event today.
mastodon.social
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 12/09/2026
Hello, friend.
A small frog in the palm of my hand
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 12/09/2026
If you're in #PDX or #VanWA and you've got old computer equipment that you want to donate, either for direct student use or as something I can flip and fold back into Skyview's #Robotics program, get in touch. #WA public schools are in a crunch, and #STEM funding is suffering. 100% of anything I […]
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Original post on hachyderm.io
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 12/09/2026
So thankful for a good friend that gifted some old server hardware that didn't fit the student dev laptops. I flipped it on eBay and am currently shopping Free Geek #PDX for THREE more laptops (100% back to the program). Incredible. #SkyviewRobotics kicks off […] [Original post on hachyderm.io]
A screenshot of an eBay receipt showing a $393.80 payout. Full transparency, baby!
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 10/09/2026
Yeah, they're basically the same thing. OP: www.reddit.com/r/Spokane/s/JrVCV3Dv…
A photo of the Dick's hamburger sign in Spokane WA. "Remember 9/11 and Charlie Kirk."
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 10/09/2026
Sometimes I grab boxes at Costco just because I know they'll make great #cat beds.
A tabby cat rests on a blanket in a Tillamook Cheese Snacks boxA fluffy cat reclines in a Kirkland Signature 100% Grass Fed Beef Patty box
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 10/09/2026
Baby carnivore!
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 09/09/2026
And to you! 🌞
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 09/09/2026
@aoh Thiiiiis #QT infosec.exchange/@shofutex/11722536…
infosec.exchange
Ted :flan_hacker: :antiverified: (@shofutex@infosec.exchange)
Attached: 1 image 🤣
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 09/09/2026
Holy crap, man. We have AGED in 14 years. 😂
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 07/09/2026
She's seen some things, man...
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 06/09/2026
Friend, I don't even trust them to decide when and how to use tactical hamburger condiments.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 06/09/2026
This is my murder floof, so nah. I want to keep all my fingers. 😂
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 06/09/2026
Aaaalllll the toes. #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
A gorgeous spotted tabby cat sleeps with ALL FOUR FEET on display, maximizing cuteness.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 06/09/2026
"AS GENIE, I GRANT YOU THR--" "1. The Deathnote is real and I have it. 2. My body doesn't need sleep. 3. Pens don't run out of ink anymore." "...wow, kid. You ok?" "Welcome to 2026. It's like that now."
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 05/09/2026
We're good. I was wearing a heavy shirt on purpose. Sorry Timon sliced you up. :(
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 04/09/2026
Nothing like attempting to administer flea medication and being interrupted by a gut-thumping bit of thunder. My cat violently NOPED right out of my arms.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 04/09/2026
Oh and you have to break the spaghetti noodles, which apparently violated several conditions of my marriage contract with my Italian wife. She still ate it, but I definitely got an earful.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 04/09/2026
Made "80s Spaghetti" last night. If you were a Generic American White Person™ or ate cafeteria lunch in elementary school in the 1980s, you'd know this. It's just spaghetti noodles cooked in sauce and water with meatballs and topped with cheddar.
Photo of a Dutch oven on a stovetop. it is full of sauced pasta and meatballs.Photo of sauced pasta and meatballs in a large bowl. The pasta is sprinkled with cheddar cheese.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 04/09/2026
"I don't like that this thing is in my spot... Unless it's ok for me to sleep on. It's warm. I feel like maybe that would work for me personally."
A tabby cat attempts to climb up on a lap desk with a notebook computer on it.
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 03/09/2026
Gunnnnssss 💪
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Ryan Pollard 💾 @rdp.blue · 03/09/2026
Cascadia sees your "sword lesbians" and raises you one "axe lesbian." If Nicole Coenen hasn't already inspired statues in her honor, it's high time because she is a treasure. youtube.com/shorts/sVyD9NR31nU?si=z…
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