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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 27/09/2026

A little Mr. Elton John tonight.

“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 26/09/2026

Feeling limited and stressed because you’re unbearable? There’s hope. Moderate to severe pretension now has a treatment. Introducing Pretenxo, a once-weekly infusion shown in clinical studies to help over 60% of insufferable Bluesky account holders to chill out just a lil bit.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 25/09/2026

Darnold (booty issue) has recovered. A relief for the Seahawks, though Drew Lock turned in a great performance last week, and confirmed his position as one of the best backups in the league. (I’m aware the Cardinals are not great.)

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 25/09/2026

This is quite the odd take, in my most humble and sincere opinion. Now, if they’re literally shotgunning a white Monster while I’m asking a question or loudly sucking the last bit of a beverage from a straw, yeah, OK, that may count against you. But realistically, I’m offering them water or coffee.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 20/09/2026

The league is officially on notice: Sam’s butt is healing. Some would call it a “medical miracle”

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 19/09/2026

Apropos of nothing: the groove on “Edge of Seventeen” is simply immaculate. Extraordinarily precise.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 19/09/2026

I don’t think that’s how we win, but we also don’t win by simply rolling over and honoring pardons for a plainly corrupt purpose without a fight. If we’re thinking big, I would say we have to do away with the presidential system entirely, but if we’re thinking smaller,

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 18/09/2026

The Silver Surfer, as herald of Galactus, wields a fraction of the Power Cosmic. He surely can’t be blocked. Therefore this user is not the real Silver Surfer. Just an imposter.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 16/09/2026

Is this the guy driving the truck?

An AI generated caricature of a man from a baffling ad mounted on a truck. He has blond stringy hair and massive, red cheeks, nose, and lips, and very bushy eyebrows.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 13/09/2026

59 piece chicken dinner with extra hot sauce

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Breaking Mews/Ruff Translations @breakingmews.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

These adoptable kittens auditioned for roles in a movie about Scary Space Invaders in the Sky. We think they nailed it!

Black and gray kittens on a bed are adorable and adoptable in Baltimore !

https://baltimorecountymd.gov/departments/animal-services?fbclid=IwRlRTSAURS7pwZG9mBWZkaWQWUOPhUN6Ic7J8_-7ikOTvcZ1b-oh16WV4dG4DYWVtAjEwAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR6C68j4vYCpWmW0ifY-80BK9aPMpY0QSj37Tcq9yp8MkOxGnVTvAPTaPBpMGQ_aem_aqu4zpJGPn3yT9_gYrxTRg

Smol black kitten in Baltimore! https://baltimorecountymd.gov/departments/animal-services?fbclid=IwRlRTSAURS7pwZG9mBWZkaWQWUOPhUN6Ic7J8_-7ikOTvcZ1b-oh16WV4dG4DYWVtAjEwAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR6C68j4vYCpWmW0ifY-80BK9aPMpY0QSj37Tcq9yp8MkOxGnVTvAPTaPBpMGQ_aem_aqu4zpJGPn3yT9_gYrxTRg

Smol gray kitten looks up in horror/fascination.

https://baltimorecountymd.gov/departments/animal-services?fbclid=IwRlRTSAURS7pwZG9mBWZkaWQWUOPhUN6Ic7J8_-7ikOTvcZ1b-oh16WV4dG4DYWVtAjEwAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR6C68j4vYCpWmW0ifY-80BK9aPMpY0QSj37Tcq9yp8MkOxGnVTvAPTaPBpMGQ_aem_aqu4zpJGPn3yT9_gYrxTRg

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 12/09/2026

The retro McDonald’s breakfast block. That’s a shame because that looks really tasty. It’s still pretty tasty, on account of the salt and fat and umami from the cured meat.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 31/08/2026

post something random or you’ll have an awful September

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 29/08/2026

Mauve Younkers (RIP Younkers, you were a pretty good department store)

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 28/08/2026

Downgrade a movie: The Mediocre Seven

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 28/08/2026

Just saw another crappy YouTube ad for a betting site (?) that had an infographic that was instantly recognizable as AI-generated. The same homogenized look that’s everywhere. Obnoxiously busy and overly dense, with those infernal clipart icons next to their bullet points.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 19/08/2026

Listening to the 1997 performance of “Silver Springs” by Fleetwood Mac. This may be a little over-the-top, but I think it’s evocative at the level of Shakespeare. Or of Beethoven’s Ninth, or equivalent.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 14/08/2026

The brothers are in a cuddle puddle

One solid gray cat and one gray tuxedo cat cuddled together on a sage green blanket. The solid gray cat has his front leg and paw wrapped around the belly of the gray tuxedo cat.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 11/08/2026

She thinks she can sell behind-the-scenes drama with the Fever? And probably disparage teammates? Or, it will be a “poor me” book of grievances where she tells precisely nothing. I’m thinking she’s going to make a full pivot to right-wing influencer/grifter.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 06/08/2026

This is a good thread. In truth, science is always politicized. That is: every country’s scientific enterprise has been affected by some political influence, even if it is meant to be understood by the public as free and untrammeled intellectual inquiry.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 06/08/2026

Your score won’t count if you enter a cheat code, Donald. We can tell you faked it.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 04/08/2026

No cheating post your lock screen

iPhone lock screen showing a plush calico cat lying on a light green bedsheet

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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

and GOD IS EMPTY JUST LIKE ME

democrat is socialist and socialist is communist

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 01/08/2026

Looks pretty OK to me. I don’t know how to prepare it but I would like to learn.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 24/07/2026

In some small towns, the men’s wellness and penis enlargement clinic is also the hardware store and the barbershop.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 23/07/2026

There a lot reasons to think it’s a favorable environment for Dems. Popular mood on the economy, the usual midterm backlash, etc. Nobody’s taking winning in my home state of Iowa for granted, but the fact that it’s even a possibility is reason for optimism.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 23/07/2026

Early B&W Gunsmoke and Have Gun Will Travel are my mom’s comfort shows. They really were tightly written, excellent little half-hour dramas.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 21/07/2026

You may be painting with too broad a brush, but you’re not entirely wrong, my equine robot friend

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 21/07/2026

That’s unfair. As neoliberals, we are *using* the additional tax revenue from monetizing the moral rot to offer tax credits for investment in qualifying moral rot development areas

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 21/07/2026

The people begged to see the Avengers eating fries with authentic Heinz® ketchup, and now it’s a reality. We are blessed

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 06/07/2026

I really hate when my withdrawals of Bonk are suspended due to a Bonk-relate incident. By Kraken, you know. It’s like a bank for my Bonks.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 06/07/2026

If I’m elected POTUS, I’m quietly sending out trade offers. Maine is on an expiring contract, but still has lobster. Could even get a first-round pick back from Canada, honestly. Top four protected, but still.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 01/07/2026

Wishing you and yours a happy Bobby Bonilla Day, however you celebrate.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 26/06/2026

Are you telling me a concrete mixed this custard treat?

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 26/06/2026

You’ve Godsped Your! last Black Emperor, buster.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 25/06/2026

you’ve jimmy eaten your last world, bud

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 20/06/2026

But you see It’s not my family In your head In your head They are fighting With their tanks And their bombs And their bombs And their guns In your head In your head They are crying

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 20/06/2026

OK, I just watched the concert video of Hotel California by The Eagles, “Live 1977” and the charisma coming from Don Henley is pretty insane. That is pretty magical. Just look it up on YouTube. (No endorsement of latter-day Don Henley is implied.)

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 20/06/2026

cut my jeans into pieces these are my brand new jorts

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 17/06/2026

Well, God in his heaven And we all want what’s His But power and greed And corruptible seed Seem to be all that there is I’m gazing out the window Of that old St. James Hotel And I know nobody Can sing the blues Like Blind Willie McTell

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 09/06/2026

Highly unlikely to happen, because these are incompetent cowards who are high on their own supply. They cannot do that by attrition in the kind of timeframe they would need, and they can’t purge decent and reliable soldiers, sailors, and Marines on that scale.

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“Turbo” Richard Blair @rcblair.com · 09/06/2026

Please give me the Good Nut, Tom Brady. I’m craving it. Please, sir

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