David @razed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026To this day when anything is even vaguely antagonistic I think, "X is the enemy. WADE into them, spill THEIR blood, shoot THEM in the belly!" 130
David @razed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Draculastatic.klipy.comMichael B. Jordan in Stack SinnersAlt: Michael B. Jordan as vampire Stack in Sinners. 012
Reposted by DavidDana @danutt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026if you see this, post a vampire that isn't Draculastatic.klipy.comJerry Dandridge in Fright NightAlt: Chris Sarandon as Jerry Dandridge in Fright Night 112
David @razed.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a GIFstatic.klipy.comApollo 13 Mission Control CheersAlt: The people in Mission Control Cheer after the landing of the astronauts from the movie Apollo 13 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My shame would physically manifest into a sword with which to commit seppuku. 050
David @razed.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Maybe it's just my lived experience being a southwesterner living now in the Midwest, but "¿Por qué no los dos?" is one of the few non-basic Spanish phrases I can usually count on my whitebread colleagues to know. 060
David @razed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026At no point in the first half of that thread would I ever have been able to predict what the next piece would be. 040
David @razed.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*Oded Fehr from The Mummy has entered the chat*static.klipy.comOded Fehr La MomiaAlt: Oded Fehr from the Mummy 011
David @razed.bsky.social · 07/09/2026That's my mom's name, and I don't follow tennis closely, so I was really confused there for a moment. 001
David @razed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Welcome! If you're ever in Kansas City on match day feel free to join the KC Gooners at Johnnie's Tavern at Power & Light! This is us from the championship celebration last year: 111
David @razed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026May all the gods and angels have mercy on them if they come to a NWSL match with their BS. 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Weird way of telling people you've never had a woman spend the night. 030
David @razed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Wait, is the egg itself a witch, or will it hatch into a witch? 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026static.klipy.comFred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.Alt: Fred Armisen says Right To Jail. Right Away. 010
David @razed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We need more Gabis! Our strategic Gabi reserve critically low! 010
David @razed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Back when I was addicted to WoW I had a friend who exclusively played female characters because he said, "If I'm going to be looking at a butt for hours at a time it might as well be a butt I enjoy looking at." 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Could your wife pre-portion the food for you so you'd just have to dump it real quick? 170
David @razed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026For every worker, a union!static.klipy.comUnionize All The Workers CartoonAlt: A cartoon of a shouting person with a torch with the caption Unionize All The Workers 020
David @razed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026That's because they don't think they can, they just do it. 🤣 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comVasquez from Alien: 'Where They Are'Alt: Vasquez from Alien says I only need to know one thing, Where They Are. 230
Reposted by DavidSpookyNess (Nesstalgic) 🐦⬛ Cozy Games & Reviews @nesstalgic.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Why do I keep playing games that make me hungry and also cry??? Game: Venba Platform: PC+Consoles 3586
David @razed.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My usual stance is that everyone has a price. With MLS, even if we got a ludicrous sum I can't see who we could buy with the same combination of existing ability and potential. 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 15/08/2026“Lo, there do I see my father. Lo, there do I see my mother, and my sisters, and my brothers. Lo, there do I see the line of my people, Back to the beginning! Lo, they do call to me. They bid me take my place among them, In the halls of Valhalla! Where the brave may live forever!" 010
David @razed.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Wonder how much of that response was knee-jerk contrarianism and how much is a fundamental inability to understand empathy. 000
Reposted by DavidDavid M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am beginning to book Public Scholar workshops for spring. I am bad at self-promotion but good at teaching people to bring their ideas to new and larger audiences. It's mid-August. Surely you will soon be planning your faculty workshops in January through May. www.davidmperry.com/go-public/davidmperry.comThe Public Scholar WorkshopThere’s no such thing as the Ivory Tower. Colleges and universities are not isolated enclaves, and they probably never were. Public engagement is an essential part of the core mission of higher educat... 415159
David @razed.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Literally every adult friend of mine or my wife is Aunt or Uncle so-and-so. 000
Reposted by DavidVisai Games | Venba is Available now!! @visaigames.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Venba is now just $3.75 which is just 3$ which is really just 2$ which is basically free! The sale is only for one more week so grab it while you can! 412082
David @razed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026"My pronouns are Yes" sounds like very open minded, yet cheesy, pick-up line. 050
David @razed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Within the next 10000 years scientists predict the majority of the universe will be Brandon Sanderson books. 0332
David @razed.bsky.social · 07/08/2026*Looking at my well-loved copy of Gideon the Ninth* Am I bad at Man? 180
David @razed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My real polling numbers go to a different school, that's why you don't know them. 000
David @razed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026That one 35 year old E-4 with barely in regs hair, a 180 PT score, and the entire knowledge base that the shop depends on to function:static.klipy.comThe Goon: It's TimeAlt: A man in a large-collared leisure suit says It's Time 000
Reposted by DavidMeghan with a H @wardamnmegs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026if you didn't early vote, make sure you have a plan to vote tomorrow, KC! hot people vote, I don't make the rules!!! 193
David @razed.bsky.social · 03/08/2026That "I Voted" sticker always get them like:static.klipy.comErkenci Kus Sanem Cools Off with WaterAlt: A woman goes to take a drink from her water bottle, but then pours it over her head as she stares intensely at something off screen. 010
David @razed.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I still have some in my fridge from when we went to Baraboo for a family reunion two years ago. I can't bring myself to drink the last of it. 010
