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@razed.bsky.social
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David @razed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Damn, they got me.
Product Preferences Consistently building beard care routine
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David @razed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welcome! If you're ever in Kansas City on match day feel free to join the KC Gooners at Johnnie's Tavern at Power & Light! This is us from the championship celebration last year:
A crowd of Arsenal fans posing for a photo and cheering, with signs that say Kansas City Gooners.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains
The cover of the Eels album Electro-shock Blues
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David @razed.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I feel like this statement needs to be paired with this meme:
A man in a yellow suit, half hiding behind a tree, rubs his hands together.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force points and says Get in the freakin' robot Shinji
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David @razed.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Uhhh, does this count?
A short and wide can with yellow and white stripes. The label is green and reads Washington State University Pullman, WA. Cougar Gold a sharp cheddar cheese. There is also a picture of the WSU logo.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Nicol Williamson was the on again, off again 4th member.
Nicol Williamson as Merlin in the movie Excalibur
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David @razed.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Here's me, ~20 years ago in the rotating restaurant on top! The image may have been altered, or a giant squid attacked Seoul, it's been a while.
A man with the sun setting behind him from the top of Seoul Tower. A giant squid has been edited into the cityscape. The words razed unleashes his horrible squid are above the picture.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Giving big "Dr. Evil describing his father" vibes.
Dr. Evil with the words He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988-Present)
A silhouette of Michael J Nelson, Tom Servo, and Art sitting in theater seats with a craft moon in front of them with the words Mystery Science Theater 3000 on it.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A scene from The Big Lebowski. Walt yelling at Donny. With the words You have no frame of reference here, donny. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The cover of MC Hammer's album please hammer don't hurt 'em
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David @razed.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
It's worse! It's so much worse! Look where his thumb is, it's over the bowl! If that was an actual pipe he'd burn himself. It's a pipe shaped vape!
A picture of two pipe shaped vape with the heading, E pipes style and design
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David @razed.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sp*rs fans: "I'm freaking out man!" Sp*rs front office:
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David @razed.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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David @razed.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Kermit the frog is speaking to a king prawn and saying "I'm a keep it real with you chief, they're bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it."
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David @razed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
A man wearing a barrel and shrugging his shoulders.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.
The cast of Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory posing for a picture.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
no cheating, your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist
Willy Wonka, played by Gene Wilder, says a little nonsense now and then is valued by the wisest men
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David @razed.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did you vote for Harris?
A man says "Well I've been to one worlds fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard."
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David @razed.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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David @razed.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I don't know about this one.
Your 2026 word, smol
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David @razed.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
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David @razed.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
A king prawn is telling a frog imma keep it real with your chief, they're bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
A king prawn is talking to a frog and saying Imma keep it real with you chief, they're bodying you in the comments and you fucking deserve it.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
It does seem to be the quickest and easiest way to a big payday. At the low low price of your morals... Soul... The respect of everyone who knows you...
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David @razed.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Post from a different era in your life.
A man in a US Army uniform stands in front of  some buildings with a video camera
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David @razed.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
A man has a mask on that says neither left nor right. Another man removes the mask to reveal a face that says right
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David @razed.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ok, maybe (definitely) I'm just ignorant of the ins-and-outs of all this, but what's stopping doctors and hospitals from just being, like:
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David @razed.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
I know nothing about how all this actually functions. What's stopping hospitals and doctors from just ignoring all this and carrying on with how they've been doing it? Or as Sam puts it:
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David @razed.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
A man in a hard hat, with the words I'm stealing this
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David @razed.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health.
A cartoon drawing of a train with the caption there are no brakes on the hype train.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
"You will be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:
Three men dressed in outlandish cowboy outfits hold pistols.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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David @razed.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
An anthropomorphic drink cup is talking to an anthropomorphic meatball and saying I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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David @razed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
A drinking cup with a straw is talking to an anthropomorphic meatball with the words I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
The Allston Beat - The Allstonians
Nine men standing in front of a car with the words The Allston Beat, and The Allstonians
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David @razed.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
A man's face and text that reads Well, I've been to one worlds fair, a picnic, and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
May I present the pièce de résistance, the Sonoran hotdog:
Two Sonoran hotdogs.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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David @razed.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
A creepy tomb with a pair of red eyes inside, fog in front and the words 3 days later above the door.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
At the USA v Canada Rugby match with my daughter! C'mon Eagles, we need to push hard this next half! #USARugby #CPKC
A man and a teen girl posing in front of a rugby pitch.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
A person labeled finding out chasing a person labeled fucking around. Both followed by a camera and reporter saying as you can see the gap is closing.
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David @razed.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Cheers!
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David @razed.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
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David @razed.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I'm more like:
A man says "I've just sucked one year of your life away."
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David @razed.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
A variety of people eating boots with the caption "damn son, you were only supposed to lick the boot not make an entire meal of it!"
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David @razed.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This about sums it up.
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