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Raza Syed

@raza.wtf
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Screenwriter in Los Angeles. raza.wtf Current project: Krapopolis

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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 03/10/2026
Sorkin doing the entire Social Reckoning junket in brownface is crazy work.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 06/09/2026
Are Star Trek’s holodecks and replicators technically AI slop? (“Tea, Earl Grey, slop.”)
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 05/08/2026
I have a very specific form of aphantasia: I can’t envision anyone reading a book. Whenever I try, I just picture them aimlessly scrolling on their phone while ignoring my texts.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 12/07/2026
This is beginning to feel like the “tying up loose ends” sequence from Casino, but I don’t want to surrender to that much optimism quite yet.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 08/06/2026
Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.
Tim Cook stands centered beneath Apple Park’s large rainbow arch installation on a sunny lawn, with trees and a blue sky in the background.
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Gosford Park (2001) Gosford World (2015) Gosford World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 03/03/2026
The kitchens in the Scream movies are almost as aspirational as the kitchens in a Nancy Meyers movie.
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
In his acceptance speech for award for best screenplay, Ryan Coogler said “when you look at a blank page, think of who you love” and I dunno, that really moved me so I wrote it down and sat it on my desk to look at while I work
A whiteboard leaned against a shelf with many trinkets. On the whiteboard, it says “When you look at a blank page, think of who you love”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 25/01/2026
I’ve said this before, but the wrong side of history is a helluva thing to be on.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 19/01/2026
I’m periodically reminded how horny Shakespeare’s writing is. He was absolutely the Joe Eszterhas of the Elizabethan era.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 12/12/2025
It’s been a while since I’ve enjoyed a show as much as I’m enjoying Pluribus. It speaks to me. It’s nice to be spoken to.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 11/11/2025
In a distant future, they hoard light. Nearly all the photons are decayed, spent. They build perfect mirrors to cage what little light is left.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 05/11/2025
“To defy Power, which seems omnipotent; To love, and bear; to hope till Hope creates From its own wreck the thing it contemplates…”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 24/10/2025
I just realized Angela Bower and Tony Micelli were the original Miranda Hobbes and Steve Brady.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 04/10/2025
The most romantic thing a person can do is make time for you.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 11/09/2025
Some days I feel like there’s a smaller me sitting in the cockpit of my cranium, piloting the spaceship of my body through the solar system of my relationships.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 24/08/2025
As much as I enjoy someone matching my freak, I am even more delighted when someone matches my framerate.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 20/08/2025
This new Gap spot is as crisply edited, tightly choreographed and sinuously shot as anything they put out during their 1999-2005 advertising heyday.
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Better in Denim.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 20/08/2025
The fundamental tension that informs Alien: Earth is the collision of two elemental forces: cynicism and Darwinism.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 01/08/2025
My pet theory as to why our current crop of robber barons is categorically less charitable than their counterparts of yore: while the old-timers were just as obsessed with immortality, they harbored no illusions about its practicality—so they poured their largesse into endowments…
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 20/07/2025
Me anytime anybody mentions Labubus.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 15/07/2025
What if Joyce only wrote like that because his autocorrect sucked?
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 08/07/2025
We’re gradually outsourcing all our fever dreams to server farms.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 05/07/2025
Anytime I’m in the Pacific Northwest, I’m struck by how girthy the volcanoes are up here. The calderas are so wide. Y’all must get some really chonky plumes.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 25/06/2025
A screenshot from a Vanity Fair profile of Pedro Pascal. The layout includes a block of text in white serif font on a black background, with one sentence highlighted in yellow: “You just never know if people are going to be disgusted by your heart or not.” Below the text is a photo of Pedro Pascal reclining on a muted pink pillow, eyes closed, resting his head on one hand with a contemplative expression. He wears an olive-green shirt and has a neatly groomed beard and mustache.

The full text reads:

“In the movie, the superpower couple is married with a baby en route. Pascal hasn’t seen the finished movie yet but says, ’I’m getting an inkling of excitement because it seems to reflect what our common goal was, and what we want to share, which is all of our fucking hearts on a platter within this genre.

You just never know if people are going to be disgusted by your heart or not.’

He admits that entering the Marvel universe has not been without jitters: ‘I’m more aware of disgruntlement around my casting than anything I’ve ever done. ‘He’s too old. He’s not right. He needs to shave.’’ Pascal takes succor from his new Avenger friend Downey: ‘He’s just so immediately generous and inviting that you feel like you can be afraid, you can be hungry, you can be ambivalent.’

And Downey speaks for many of us when he tells me, ‘Pascal’s slow trajectory to becoming a household name who is on a wildly hot streak kind of reaffirms my faith in our industry.’”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 21/06/2025
Between Carrie’s rodent-infested townhouse and Miranda’s red-headed son working at a restaurant, I feel like And Just Like That is about to bless us with a Ratatouille subplot.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 15/06/2025
Stochastic humanism. Hopeful entropy.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 14/06/2025
Find kindness where you can. Be kindness when you can. That’s the only thesis I have for everything that’s going on.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 19/04/2025
There’s a match cut halfway through Ryan Coogler’s Sinners that merges two wildly disparate impulses of movement into a seamless, visceral motion that made my amygdala glitch with delight. The movie is like that throughout: a giddy amalgam of genres speaking to each other in unexpected ways.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 29/03/2025
What if gamma-ray bursts are just galactic cries for help?
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 29/03/2025
My main takeaway when someone sends me a link or a meme: “I was just thinking of you.” “This made me think of you.”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 28/03/2025
Oh hell yeah.
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"Dark City" Is Coming To 4K Disc In June
Arrow Video has announced a June 24th release date for a 4K Ultra HD physical release of Alex Proyas’ acclaimed 1998 sci-fi noir film “Dark City”. The first film shot at Fox Studios Australia (just be...
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 23/03/2025
A not inconsiderable aspect of modern friendship is nudging each other’s algorithms in the right direction.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 19/03/2025
An Android acquaintance is trying to explain the concept of an “Emoji Kitchen” to me, and we’ve determined that it’s vaguely analogous to whatever the hell Genmoji are supposed to be on iOS—only, the latter appear to be an order of magnitude more abominable thanks to the marvels of machine learning.
A screenshot of an RCS chat conversation between two people. The first person, using an Android device, sends an Emoji Kitchen sticker labeled “Poodle House.” The sticker depicts a pink doghouse adorned with sparkling blue gemstones and a blue bone decoration above the entrance. The second person, using an iPhone, responds with a Genmoji result for the same prompt, which is a surreal, unsettling fusion of a poodle and a doghouse. The Genmoji features a small, stone-textured doghouse with a wooden door, but instead of a normal roof, the upper part is morphing into a cartoonish poodle’s face, complete with big eyes, floppy ears, and fluffy fur. The dog’s paws and tail protrude from the sides of the house, making it look like a cursed chimera of architecture and canine. Below the Genmoji, the iPhone user sends a message in a green chat bubble that reads, “Okay, this is body-horror.”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 08/03/2025
I worry sometimes that there’s a particle horizon for friendships; that as we age, and the time we have left to discover one another diminishes, some parts of ourselves become fundamentally unknowable—perhaps even to ourselves. Human memory is a fever dream, and so is the heat death of the universe.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 01/03/2025
I remember one time in college, some friends and I were, ahem, “rolling,” as it were—and in a pique of serotonergic solipsism, I earnestly inquired: “How do we know that we’re friends?”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 28/02/2025
I think more than ever, it’s important to nourish our skepticism so that it doesn’t wither into cynicism.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 24/02/2025
The person you look up to the most is only as good as the most mediocre person they’re infatuated with.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 22/02/2025
Furst’s succinct description of his vision for Gotham has stayed with me over the years: “[as if] hell had burst through the pavement and kept on growing.”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 22/02/2025
Something I’m trying to do more of to counterprogram the götterdämmerung of it all is reach out to the people I love. My innate inclination is to compartmentalize, but division is how we become a conquered people. So, to quote E.M. Forster: “Only connect.”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 13/02/2025
I was reminded today of a passage from The Once and Future King that feels pertinent to these troubled times.
“The best thing for being sad,” replied Merlyn, beginning to puff and blow, “is to learn something. That is the only thing that never fails. You may grow old and trembling in your anatomies, you may lie awake at night listening to the disorder of your veins, you may miss your only love, you may see the world about you devastated by evil lunatics, or know your honour trampled in the sewers of baser minds. There is only one thing for it then—to learn. Learn why the world wags and what wags it. That is the only thing which the mind can never exhaust, never alienate, never be tortured by, never fear or distrust, and never dream of regretting. Learning is the thing for you.”
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 06/02/2025
I discovered this by accident the other day when I was searching for a clip of the legendary Concorde shot from the notorious 1990 misfire The Bonfire of the Vanities, and came across the film in its entirety under the official WB imprimatur.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 01/02/2025
Can you grieve the future? That’s what I’ve been experiencing.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 31/01/2025
I’ve been thinking about this scene from a 2018 episode of The Good Fight a lot lately.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 23/01/2025
In 2368, an invasive paradoxical puzzle program was developed by Commanders Geordi La Forge and Data as an unconventional weapon in the war against the Borg for use as an exploit of Hugh's subspace transceiver link to the Borg Collective. The program was designed as a geometric form that could not actually exist in physical space; when Hugh's prosthetic eyepiece attempted to create a three-dimensional holographic render of the shape, it would fail, and the program would be shunted into Hugh's memory banks for further analysis. When Hugh rejoined the Borg, his memory would be downloaded by the Collective, which would continue to attempt to analyze the shape. Each step taken by the Borg to understand the program would spawn a series of anomalous solutions that would interact with each other, resulting in an endless, unsolvable puzzle. Eventually, the Borg neural network would collapse under the strain of attempting to solve the paradox, resulting in a total systems failure across the entire Collective.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 12/01/2025
Showgirls
This still from “Miss Piggy’s Fantasy” in The Great Muppet Caper depicts Miss Piggy in a dazzling synchronized swimming fantasy. She is center stage, wearing a shimmering silver leotard, with purple gloves and a sparkling headpiece resembling a crown of stars. Miss Piggy dramatically bursts from a fountain of water, emphasizing her glamorous entrance. On either side of her stand two human dancers dressed in lavender costumes with flowing capes, enhancing the theatricality of the scene. The vivid backdrop features a gradient of warm colors, highlighting the fantasy’s dreamlike quality.
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 23/12/2024
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 21/12/2024
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 12/12/2024
Something I think about more and more as I get older: how to be generative rather than reactive. Instead of nitpicking the things I find dissatisfactory about the human condition, how can I contribute more to the things I love about the universe?
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Raza Syed @raza.wtf · 09/12/2024
Ryan Murphy watching Luigi’s social graph unfurl.
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