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Former Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster, Michael ‘Et Tu Brute’ Gove has refuted claims that ‘the darkness inside him’ is in fact an evil superpower of galactic proportions, which if unleashed, wou...

Green Party leader Zack Polanski has been assigned a team of bodyguards who will accompany him at all times. The passing of the motion that “Zionism equals racism” means that the Green Party is no lon...

People are accusing travel group TUI of false advertising. Holiday makers who booked a river cruise on the Danube ended up on a replacement bus trip because the cruise ships couldn't navigate the Dan...

To enter the competition sign up to our Writer's Room - and add your entry here https://newsbiscuit.proboards.com/board/5/caption-competition The closing date will be Friday night or when our Editor ...

Take a walkPlay with the catRead a bookPlant some seeds (or talk to your plants)Bake somethingPhone a loved oneDecide to make all your Christmas presents this yearLearn to knitHave a really long bathC...

Tom Watson, of Worcester, alleged to be behind Big Time Charlie X account that created so-called Traitorbase

Chancellor of the Exchequer, Kwasi Kwarteng, is reportedly furious about being overlooked for the Nobel Prize for Economics.A spokesman for Kwarteng said 'Kwasi is very disappointed. What did Ben Bern...

A village shop has been damaged in an attempted burglary. Following a report of men acting suspiciously with a sheep, Surrey Police despatched officers to the Co-op in Rowledge. A passing shepherd wi...

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Christa Pike, the Tennessee woman the authorities seem unable to kill, is to be immortalised as a new superhero in the Marvel comic-book pantheon.Pike, who has been on death row for 30 years following...

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Prime Minister Andy Burnham has confirmed that the entire North of England will be entered for this year’s Turner Prize. It is the first time a work by a living prime minister has been entered for mo...

Line Of Duty's Superintendent Ted Hastings has been ordered by senior BBC executives to stop his practice of sucking diesel, as fuel prices continue to hit record levels. The go-to practice of Hasting...

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Harry 'Fingers' McClean, currently under investigation by the Metropolitan Police for burglary, theft with menaces, carrying an offensive weapon, spitting in a latte, extortion, unnatural relations wi...

President Trump has denied that the US Air Force has been spooked by three Transit vans and five guys syphoning petrol. The relocation of the B52 bomber fleet is more to do with illegal voting than be...