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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Quote with a movie that everyone seems to like except you. Forest Gump was the Angel of Death. Everyone he came across in the movie had something hideous befall them, while he just sailed through life, falling into piles of shit and coming out covered in gold.
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Forrest Gump: Tom Hanks on the Bench
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shout out to the San Antonio 8! 👏👏👏👏
theguardian.com
Donald Trump’s Texas rally rocked by repeated protests
Trump briefly stepped away from the microphone after one protester appeared to approach the stage
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Drop some PHONES
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Furious In Bruges
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💙🦋🇺🇸MichaelWestby🇺🇸🦋💙 @tazinib1.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wordle 1,936 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Dwight Schrute's Sigh of Relief
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you see this, post a Witch! 🧙‍♀️🧹🧪🪄🐈‍⬛🐸
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you see this, QTP with a bat!
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Printer Destruction: The Office Space Middle Finger
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only Potter I care about
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man City when asked to provide their “irrefutable evidence.”
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drop some SLAPS
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Monty Python - The Fish Slapping Dance
YouTube video by ArmyTanksStudios
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is an acronym, not a word. Wordle 1,928 4/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟨⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Funny-Faced Baby in White Hat
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpaceX manages to get its orbiter to orbit. In 2026. Scott Glenn eat your heart out.
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‘Starship is in orbit’: cheers go up as huge SpaceX rocket circles Earth for first time
Mission goes ahead despite some fears an initial engine failure after the Texas launch would scupper the attempt
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Championes!
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MAN CITY FOUND GUILTY! PREMIER LEAGUE LAWYERS CELEBRATE
YouTube video by Paddy Power
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Strip them of all titles and relegate them back to the National League North.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"...throbbing with disgust just thinking about it." 🤣🤣🤣
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wordle 1,922 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Michael Scott's Confused Office Moment
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is near-perfect. The only tribute that surpasses it is the Beastie Boys' "Sabotage" video.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wordle 1,921 5/6 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Man's UGGGHHHHHHH Moment
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Drop a THREAT
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James Doakes Doakes Meme
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'll believe this when I get my DOGE dividend check. Or my Tariff refund check. Or my $5,000 election bribe check.
theguardian.com
Infantino proposes an ‘independent external review’ of Fifa governance
The Fifa president, Gianni Infantino, has agreed to commission an independent governance review, in the wake of the World Cup sale debacle
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 21/09/2026
Do you remember?
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Save America Movement @saveamericamvmt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This administration would be so funny if it wasn’t so historically embarrassing and destructive. America deserves serious leaders.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Otis Day and the Knights will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
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Polar Johan @polarjohan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you're wondering what to do on 9-11, consider watching the best film ever made about 9-11 and its aftermath, which came out four years before it happened.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This is a very good point.
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Ars Technica @arstechnica.com · 08/09/2026
Most used EVs can retain about 90 percent of their original usable battery capacity even after being driven 150,000 kilometers, according to a recent study.
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EV batteries last longer than drivers feared
Study suggests used vehicles can retain about 90% of original usable battery capacity after 150,000 km.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#GTAVI is going to crush society for a bit when it releases.
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Grand Theft Auto VI: An Extended Look
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In a court of law, a jury is not allowed to take "pleading the 5th" as an admission of guilt. Outside a court of law, I can look at Leon Black's behavior and come to the conclusion that he certainly looks like a fucking pedophile trying to avoid accountability for his monstrous crimes. #EpsteinFiles
theguardian.com
Leon Black fails to appear for US House deposition about Epstein ties
Billionaire financier, who previously walked out of a deposition, instead launches lawsuit against the committee
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
f you see this, post a not quite Star Trek
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't know if my fellow Houstonians are getting in line to top off their tanks ahead of Tropical Storm Edouard, because I simply opened an app and increased the maximum charge on my EV to 100%. For about a tenth of the cost.
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Tom Cruise Puts On Shades
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Lake of America
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Do you want to know the back story behind this amazing thing? Read below. #RIPDolly 1/3
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DOLLY PARTON Feat: MILK KAN - Here You Come Again, & Again
YouTube video by Milk Kan
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Renewables and battery technology is taking over even in Texas because, as idealogical and Luddite as those in charge can be, they can still do math.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Fellow Texans, click on this article and check your status.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is pretty amazing.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Canada gets the job done
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Spider-Man is the same in every universe.
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Texas is the pot where the GOP has boiled itself for so long that any brains it may have had have long since evaporated and all that's left is performative religion to motivate the fundies.
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James Talarico EXPOSES insane bill to replace school counselors with untrained religious chaplains
YouTube video by James Talarico
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"eVs DoNt WoRk iN tHe CoLd" Meanwhile, in famously tropical Scandinavia...
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Using the press and government employees as a decoy for an attack without them knowing seems like it should be a bit off a thing.
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
And now you can't un-hear it either.
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Christina🌊🌊 @sassycc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
“I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!”☠️
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Ray in Houston @ray-in-houston.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
China is pulling away from us in new energy technologies. Eventually it will be powered fully by renewables while we are re-bombing piles of rubble in the Middle East and bitching about $50/gallon.
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