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Sam Fleming

@ravenbait.bsky.social
674 followers 937 following 298 posts

Synaesthetic specfic writer living in NE Scotland, originally from Fife. Scientist, bike herder, former husky wrangler, dice hoarder. Someone's imaginary friend. They/them/she/her. BSFA Orbit Shorts dogsbody. Find my stuff: www.ravenbait.com/work

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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I had not. And that is not what synaesthesia means. (I'm rarely on here, by the way!)
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oh dear 😆
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
FWIW, I'm WAAAAAAY more active on mastodon these days. Find me: mastodon.scot/@ravenbait
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2.95K Posts, 272 Following, 257 Followers · #Synaesthetic #SpecFic #Writer living in NE #Scotland, originally from #Fife. #Scientist, #dice hoarder, #bike herder, former #husky wrangler. Someone's #Im...
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Been asked to share: Do you visit the beach / spend time in the water? SEPA wants your views on how you get information about water quality. Click the link to share your thoughts: online1.snapsurveys.com/sepa Survey will take 5-10 minutes and there's a chance to win a £50 voucher. Please share!
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Starting survey...
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 11:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
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Keith @keithdunn.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
After multiple failed attempts, the conch was blown at 10:37. The 2025 Barkley Marathons begins in one hour. #BM100.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
I want those wheel lights!
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
You can add me, please?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Occasionally I consider looking for another job, and then realise my skillset is so niche I'm probably in the only place that would employ me.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'd believe they were trying if they were honest about what the real problems are (money hoarding billionaires) rather than planning on doing deportations live on camera with the home secretary there cheering them on.
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Kate Bevan @katebevan.com · 10/02/2025
This is a good response from the European Commission. TL;DR: we're not dignifying every brainfart with a response unless there's some solid detail, but broadly, this is fucking insane.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don't *think* I'm grey and white and super fluffy, but I'm so face blind I can't recognise myself in photos, so.... Maybe?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
That's what I've realised. He's not trying to run the country and make it a better place to live, he's trying to win at being in power.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Awww. Poor squoof. I was always amazed that we'd managed to rescue a floof who turned out to have digestive problems and anxiety issues. I'd thought the "owners and pets resemble one another" thing was a myth.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The Assembly (Director's) Cut is my favourite Alien film. Frood got me the quadrilogy for my birthday one time. Didn't you watch it with us?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The only Alien3 anyone should be allowed to watch is the Assembly Cut: a hill I will die on.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
It probably shouldn't be weird to realise how many past decisions were influenced by one of me being a surfeit of skunks.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
mastodon.scot/@ravenbait/1...
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Sam Fleming (@ravenbait@mastodon.scot)
Current obsession: Puscifer's The Humbling River https://youtu.be/siWusSBld7k
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Brings a certain stinging accuracy to the quote, "IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!"
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I have sufficient self-control not to boop the floofy werewolf. Maybe.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
But once they'd fully changed they had enormous fluffy ears! They were all floof!
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
JFC, what does someone need to do just to have their licence taken off them?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Also Wolf (Jack Nicholson, James Spader, Michelle Pfeiffer). Not sure if Wolven counts as a werewolf movie, but it's certainly good.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I found the werewolves slightly too adorable for it to be a *good werewolf* movie, but I will concede that by genre standards it could be described as a *good* werewolf movie.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hello! Did you know that "I found the movie boring" is not the same as "this is not a good movie"?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Entered for Ride the North again. Doing the long version, obviously. With a start at Glamis castle, it should be spectacular. Entries for first timers open on the 28th. www.ride-the-north.co.uk
ride-the-north.co.uk
Home - Ride the North
Tour of Angus 2: Judgement Day!
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Or American Werewolf In London, presumably.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Living in NE Scotland, there are times when I wish we had weather that hung around a bit. You know, made it worthwhile putting the spiked tyres on. If I put them on today, they'd have to come off tomorrow.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Orwell's 1940 review of Mein Kampf is a chilling read: bookmarks.reviews/george-orwel...
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George Orwell's 1940 Review of Mein Kampf
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Jon Burke🌍 @jonburkeuk.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Do you ever look a some - many - European cities and think we've been conditioned in the U.K to expect that incredibly grey, car-dominated, and polluted cities and towns are as good as it gets? Because I do. Hard to believe there are people fighting to keep things the same.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
<scooby voice>Could be!</scooby>
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
There should be an animé called, "That Time I Was Reincarnated As A Shark-Tailed Grouse!" I'd watch it.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Time to get the turbo out, I suppose.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Is there a reason why the Constitution is missing from the White House website, do you think? www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
404 error at the page for the constitution on the White House website, retrieved 21st January 2025
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I just don't bother any more. It's impossible to tell who is shitposting and who means it, and who started off shitposting but has come to believe their own shiposts because if you say something often enough it sounds true. Not worth the stress.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Thank you!!
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Might I get on too, please?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
To be clear, for my own sanity, I will block anyone who says that the genocide in Gaza is why the Dems lost, and it was right and just for people not to have voted/to have voted for the wotzit. Regardless of their stance, this is worse. What the US has now is worse.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Oh noes! Did you take the WD40 to him?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Ahhh. Who was it that got tarred? Dave?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And feathered? Were the work crew dinosaurs?
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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Spotted on Market Day in a Small City in Aotearoa New Zealand: A serious looking man (40s?) is walking with friends. He suddenly picks up a traffic cone and does the moosey call of his people through the end. Everyone nearby laughing. He then returns cone and walks on. His work here is done. (1)
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I'll give it a few days and see what numbers I have.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Thinking about doing a UK cycling (like the old UrbancyclingUK mailing list) starter pack for people and groups who are involved in promoting or just enjoy getting out and about on bikes in the UK. No idea what's involved, but if you'd be interested in being on it, hit me up?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
So they should be! My expensive body temple is not passivhaus. The lifeguards are very nice, though.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Sorry, your pool is a passivhaus? OMG.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I have to use an app, now.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Party heels? I'm afraid I don't wear heels and don't go to parties, so I know nothing! And maybe I'm one of those outdoorsy types, but the idea of letting a basic function slip away like that gives me the heebs. Also, don't party girls need to be fit enough to dance in their party frocks?
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I've been having to drive to the shop lately rather than cycling, because it's 6 miles and the weather has been awful, also my asthma has been playing up. One or the other is fine, but not both. And it has felt weird and wrong. I can't imagine driving quarter of a mile, but I know some do.
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Sam Fleming @ravenbait.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
It's almost as if driving everywhere makes you less able to walk! 😱
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