Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 27mPicard: oh yes, we have a guy that does this sort of thing. He’s magic or something, he likes to kidnap us every few weeks and dress us up like pirates. 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 15hYouTube ads are 50% bad mobile games and 50% LEGO animations made by cults 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I didn’t know Mr. Hands was an engineer. But it does track. 020
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026As long as you go second, you could be undefeated 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Owl: Ha! Look at this fucking squirrel. I’m going to rip his guts… -OH SHIT! 010
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pinhead: This blue hook nosed creature is beyond the labyrinth’s power…he is chaos itself. 020
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.static.klipy.comWalter Koenig Bester That Happens SometimesAlt: Walter Koenig Bester That Happens Sometimes 010
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Those fries looked pornographically delicious 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did anyone ever beat that game with the talking tree that makes you cum? 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I hope Alito spends every waking moment regretting that decision 1230
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is movie is a terrifying two hour knot in your stomach and probably my favorite George C. Scott movie 250
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Has it occurred to the Supreme Court that maybe they just fucking suck? 050
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Micheal Tracy looks like if Pixar made a character out of an alcoholic’s liver 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Finally a game that lets you experience getting groomed by an older woman 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think Koko probably would’ve made a better president 020
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Things have left George C. Scott’s body that are tougher than Pete Hegseth 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Nobody else was available? Joe Piscopo? One of the Paul Brothers? That guy from To Catch A Predator who brought his own kid to the trap house? 020
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Coyote ditching the rocket skis and just becoming a thirst trap to defeat the Roadrunner 040
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh cool someone wants to be the new prom king of centrism 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He looks like someone put a golf jacket on a pile of rotting potatoes and made a wish on a shooting star 010
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The average Bluesky userstatic.klipy.comGalen Erso: It's a Peaceful LifeAlt: Galen Erso: It's a Peaceful Life 050
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*two barely distinguishable pictures of a female character from a video game* Goonmaster9944: This is why the game industry hates men!!!! 030
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Glad to see he took a break from stealing Little Richard’s music 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Criminals find no crimes worth investigating 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*sees a pair of keys jingle* Entertainment has been solved forever. 0111
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Your daily reminder that Twitter/X needs to be burnt to the ground and abandoned completely 020
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s definitely an audience for this kind of story but it’s more of a “Fuck Yeah! Were Centaurs!” 000
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They want to be taken as seriously as the news but they’re also just a bunch of messy, drama addicted bitches who never emotionally graduated from grade school 001
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He looks like his family farm is about to be saved by a group of troublesome gnomes with celebrity voices 072
Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Funny thing about dog whistles, sooner or later you’re going to be up to your neck in dogs 070