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Chainsmoker Tabaxi

@raulpudd.bsky.social
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No plan only bad posts. Teacher, Cat Owner, Lover of shitty movies, TTRPG’s, Warhammer models, Weird beer. (He/Him) Trans Rights are Human Rights. Randomly capitalizing Words.

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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 27m
Picard: oh yes, we have a guy that does this sort of thing. He’s magic or something, he likes to kidnap us every few weeks and dress us up like pirates.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 15h
YouTube ads are 50% bad mobile games and 50% LEGO animations made by cults
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I didn’t know Mr. Hands was an engineer. But it does track.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As long as you go second, you could be undefeated
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I always knew owls were allies
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Owl: Ha! Look at this fucking squirrel. I’m going to rip his guts… -OH SHIT!
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pinhead: This blue hook nosed creature is beyond the labyrinth’s power…he is chaos itself.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well that’s uncomfortably hot
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see this, post a not quite Star Trek.
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Walter Koenig Bester That Happens Sometimes
Alt: Walter Koenig Bester That Happens Sometimes
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The worst people on earth are fighting
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A wizard and his familiar
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Those fries looked pornographically delicious
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So…we’re back to TV again
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Screw this guy.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This used to be a free country
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did anyone ever beat that game with the talking tree that makes you cum?
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hope Alito spends every waking moment regretting that decision
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is movie is a terrifying two hour knot in your stomach and probably my favorite George C. Scott movie
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Has it occurred to the Supreme Court that maybe they just fucking suck?
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Musk treats human beings like appliances
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Micheal Tracy looks like if Pixar made a character out of an alcoholic’s liver
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The rich white guy bubble is so weird
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally a game that lets you experience getting groomed by an older woman
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to go pro
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy Orctober!
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think Koko probably would’ve made a better president
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
…what is God’s name?
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Someone is a talented ass kisser
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As opposed to to a super duper ipo
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Things have left George C. Scott’s body that are tougher than Pete Hegseth
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nobody else was available? Joe Piscopo? One of the Paul Brothers? That guy from To Catch A Predator who brought his own kid to the trap house?
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He looks like a front butt with glasses
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s the Avengers of Losing
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Coyote ditching the rocket skis and just becoming a thirst trap to defeat the Roadrunner
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh cool someone wants to be the new prom king of centrism
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He looks like someone put a golf jacket on a pile of rotting potatoes and made a wish on a shooting star
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The average Bluesky user
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Galen Erso: It's a Peaceful Life
Alt: Galen Erso: It's a Peaceful Life
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*two barely distinguishable pictures of a female character from a video game* Goonmaster9944: This is why the game industry hates men!!!!
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Glad to see he took a break from stealing Little Richard’s music
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Criminals find no crimes worth investigating
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They’re almost the same guy
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*sees a pair of keys jingle* Entertainment has been solved forever.
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your daily reminder that Twitter/X needs to be burnt to the ground and abandoned completely
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A picture of Leslie Nielsen with “Cringe” in huge letters over it
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He did a few centuries in the Maidwatch
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A genetically engineered torso from the infamous Rick and Morty Spaghetti episode
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s definitely an audience for this kind of story but it’s more of a “Fuck Yeah! Were Centaurs!”
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They want to be taken as seriously as the news but they’re also just a bunch of messy, drama addicted bitches who never emotionally graduated from grade school
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like his family farm is about to be saved by a group of troublesome gnomes with celebrity voices
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Chainsmoker Tabaxi @raulpudd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Funny thing about dog whistles, sooner or later you’re going to be up to your neck in dogs
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