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The Rattling Skeleton

@rattlingskeleton.bsky.social
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
@pawbitez.bsky.social about to do this to me fr fr.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
All my interest in the new Carrie has just melted away.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
People have been saying this shit about far-right leaders since Thatcher or Nixon or even earlier. But these ghouls always die so long after leaving office that all you do when you hear about it is shrug and get back to your life they made worse.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Democrats will never stop trying to compromise with their base instead of doing what their base wants.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What are we even doing here?
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm trying to decide which film poster you could Photoshop into the image to make it as funny as possible while still keeping it a horror film. Halloween, maybe?
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I looked up gameplay footage of Halloween: The Game today. Most of the videos were titled "This game is a disaster," but the first video I saw had the player controlling Laurie Strode with big glasses, and I'm getting this game immediately.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thank you for letting me know.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Italians hate to see me coming.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Newsom's justification for this is literally "preserving the power of the office is more important than doing good things with it."
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a big Scarecrow fan, the Absolute Scarecrow costume is the best since the Combs-era TAS version.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HE LIVES
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That's just the Salamanders Space Marines chapter in Warhammer 40,000.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If you tried to light a scene like this today they'd kill you.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't know which is more likely: that the Dems do nothing if they win and permanently demobilize their voting base, or that the Dems do nothing and their voting base decides it was fine, just like they did when Obama refused to prosecute the Bush administration.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don't know what's wrong with your computer, but this screenshot from my copy of Oblivion Remastered with DLSS5 proves the game looks better than ever.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is funny and will only work until ICE starts murdering people who do this.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"FCC TO THE RESCUE!" is the funniest thing Trump has written in his second term, so far.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think this should happen to everyone cheering on the deportation of Haitians.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Rodney Dangerfield: I get no respect. I get no respect. Last night I shoved my whole head in my wife's cooter. All she said was, "There goes the neighborhood!"
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Thank you for the update, Bluesky.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I'm just learning now that instead of becoming Jackpot, there was consideration towards MJ becoming the new Hobgoblin, and now I'm incensed we never got that.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We've reached the point in the crash-out where he's saying everyone who disagrees with him wants to kill kids. Also, anecdotally, all the flock/speed cameras in my hometown are nowhere near the school zones; they're all in parts of the town where it's safest to go over the speed limit.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I'm a leftist who hates the current government and believes it's becoming a fascist dictatorship. Also, I believe it's good for the government to have surveillance everywhere and be able to search your house whenever it wants to.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What the fuck does "goes infinite against the dollar" even mean here?
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
America performs invasive surveillance on its citizens like THIS (negative), but the countries I like perform invasive surveillance on their citizens like THIS (positive).
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It's the show that changed the Klingon look from "tough but lovable werewolf friend" to "sleep paralysis demon that molests you".
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Just posting this comparison of the Talosians in TOS and SNW, which is what convinced me in the first place not to boether with SNW.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Why is Uhuru there? Why is Scotty there? Why is everyone from TOS there except for Kirk? This shit make no sense. Where's the lil' redhead helmsman?
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
20% chance he actually thinks he met George Washington. This isn't a joke.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Boston Celtics fans to the rest of the NBA:
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The political equivalent of "Meet Larry Bird's repulsive wife".
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My pick for "most important costumed supervillain that appears in only one issue". (Obviously, Stane appeared in a bunch of issues before that, but c'mon, let me have this.)
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is like when Welles' last performance was the fucking Transformers movie.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Nobody tell him who owns and operates the automated enforcement systems.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
You know, as bad as it is for him to say shit like this, it's infinitely worse that he fully believes this.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The best movie about incels.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
*watches Diane Feinstein belittle a bunch of kids* I bet those little kids are ontologically evil Nazis who should be exterminated at all costs.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Apparently pointing out the truth violates the Bluesky rules.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Nobody has invited me to a group chat yet. I get how he felt now.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This image looks like two dozen OCs created by two dozen different artists awkwardly photoshopped into the same image.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The only character your meet in early-game Morrowind who likes men. But he's all I need.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Forget it, Netscape, it's Bluesky.
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