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The Rattling Skeleton

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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 12h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 9h
TBH, if Iran isn't working as fast as they can to develop a nuke, that's a massive strategic failing on their part.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 9h
Italians hate to see me coming.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10h
Conspiracy Theory of the Day: "AI text detectors" intentionally overreport findings to discredit people credibly accusing another person of passing off AI writing as their own.
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 19h
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 11h
People are clowning on Axios for saying he's a likely Vance VP pick, but shit like this is exactly how you become a GOP star.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18h
Open invite to anyone who wants to join my Discord server for SPOOKTOBER, where I screen two horror shorts and a horror feature every night in October. Like this post if you want me to send you an invite!
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Spooktober Skeleton Dance Meme
ALT: Spooktober Skeleton Dance Meme
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10000000% chance they had employees do this Mechanical Turk style as a viral advertising campaign.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah, that movie sucks.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I slap people who pronounce the second "i" in my presence.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What are the odds the tax cut will not be passed along and the wholesalers will keep prices high to make more profit, as has been the case with all these relief measures since COVID? Let's watch and find out!
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a good thread, but I think the conclusion overlooks that people consciously choose to oppose, hate, and destroy anything that isn't for them, because the idea of something not being for their consumption has become the ultimate transgression.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Describing your address and phone number as "fine intellectual dexterity" is something you'd expect out of somebody denying they have dementia.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
WAIT, THE LESBIAN BAR STORY IS ABOUT PEOPLE GETTING MAD THAT MASKING ISN'T MANDATORY IN 2026? Jesus Christ, it's Real Japanese Holdout Hours in Greenfield.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They fucked the SHIT out of each other.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My immediate thought was "Imagine being Dennis in this group."
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Newsom's justification for this is literally "preserving the power of the office is more important than doing good things with it."
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Much of the worst art discourse on social media stems from people earnestly believing every emotional reaction they've had to art is purely their own creation. Learning the artist coaxed it out of them feels like a violation.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Like this if you wanna fuck or... actually, I'm too horny to think of the banal option for this meme.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saw somebody say Frank Zappa would've ripped this period to pieces, and unfortunately, my gut tells me COVID would've fried his brain into a Q guy.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Imagine if this is how the Nerd Reich becomes a permanent dictatorship.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a big Scarecrow fan, the Absolute Scarecrow costume is the best since the Combs-era TAS version.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.npr.org/2026/09/17/n... It would be the most Trump thing ever if America's Reichstag Fire / Enabling Act moment was him deciding to become a dictator to demolish the Kennedy Center.
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Trump threatens to tear down the Kennedy Center, as legal battle continues
The president made the remark to reporters amidst back-and-forth developments in federal court, including an allegation that a forklift repeatedly struck the center.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People finding all the porn I looked up online after I die without deleting my search history.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
variety.com/2026/film/fe... Hmmm...
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Zack Snyder Wants You to Know He’s No Fascist: ‘I Made the Gayest Movie Ever Made’
The divisive filmmaker talks to Variety about his new film “The Last Photograph,” haters, losing the DC superhero universe and the lack of movie sex.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The website that had a list of all published Call of Cthulhu adventures shut down.
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Idris Elba's Luther: Angry Table Flip
ALT: Idris Elba's Luther: Angry Table Flip
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can't believe the person who worked so hard on those "viral clap-backs" turned out to be an attention whore who would sell herself out!
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Counterpoint: No, they really thought you would happily keep voting for them.
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solo @solodeveloping.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The police state is over, now it's a prison state, the next step is a genocide state It's world wide by the way
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God, I wish.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Opening Day and a team already scored 50+?
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Mr. Krabs Spinning at Krusty Krab
ALT: Mr. Krabs Spinning at Krusty Krab
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 12/09/2026
Hey man I’m looking around for you but I don’t see you. Yeah I’m outside the store where Goku is using a drumstick-sized soldering iron to fix an absolutely gigantic iPhone. No man not a Pro Max. No I wouldn’t say he looks mad per se. Smug I guess. Like he thinks this skill makes him better than me
signage as described
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You'd hope they'd realize this is why television used to have long episode-orders that came out yearly, but really they'll just double down on cancelling all shows no later than the end of season 3.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Affordability doesn't mean "it's cheaper to rent in general"; it means "people can afford the apartments we think they've earned in a moral sense."
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you don't understand what whales are, you won't understand that the future of culture is 2% of the population getting access to everything fully, while everyone else gets nothing, literally. www.blog.udonis.co/mobile-marke...
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What Is a Whale in Gaming? Understanding Mobile Game Whales - Udonis
Mobile game whales are a tiny group (around 2%) of players that drive the majority of mobile game revenue. Learn how to "catch" them!
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As long as the 20% of fans who spend all their money on hockey keep spending it, the sport will remain profitable.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If Talarico loses, it'll 100% be because the Republicans proceed to break his back over this issue.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please, if you can help, here is my PayPal: paypal.me/therattlingskeleton
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My car needs at least $1,600 in repairs to be roadworthy after the front-left ball joint failed and damaged the front axle. This is an emergency, so I'd appreciate any help you can offer.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Incidentally, it is wild that, thanks to that Feinstein shit, within a decade, probably a fifth of the Senate will be clearly brain dead and still holding their seats. They'll pass a law to work from home, and it'll be like Japan, where families claim their 120-year-old grandma is still alive.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Also, I used to predict Fetterman would jump parties or quit the Senate after this term, but now I think he's going to continue doing this shit as a Democrat until he either dies or becomes so fucked-up from brain damage that his aides start voting for him.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone who would run as the Democratic nominee in a national election is going to be the kind of person who thinks mealy-mouthed weasel talk doesn't count as giving in to the haters and losers.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If this happened in literally any other democracy, this guy would be expelled from his party, lose his congressional seat, and spend the rest of his life doing Cameos for Israelis who nicknamed him "The Retard Golem".
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People keep saying the "Western" video game industry is about to crash, but that's wrong. The truth is, the entire industry is about to crash, and that includes Japan. The same pressures driving "Western" gaming into insolvency are affecting Japan, too.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Donald Trump figured out a long time ago that once you're in the .1% you're wealthy enough that you don't have to pay anyone anything ever again. You can say "no" forever, and there's nothing the other person can do to force you to pay.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I believe Peter should have a terrible life but a rich sex life with many hot people.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Funniest option: they announce they're scrapping the no-disk future, but announce it like they've just invented disks.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't know which is more likely: that the Dems do nothing if they win and permanently demobilize their voting base, or that the Dems do nothing and their voting base decides it was fine, just like they did when Obama refused to prosecute the Bush administration.
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The Rattling Skeleton @rattlingskeleton.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is funny and will only work until ICE starts murdering people who do this.
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