Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I wrote the tweet. I also added those labels myself and then literally posted a follow up explaining I did it because people will believe basically anything if you slap an official-looking label on it. You have provided excellent supporting data. 000
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I agree with Charlie Kirk on basically nothing. Except that he deserves the right, as every human does, to speak freely without the threat of violence. 170
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Wearing a Foley catheter isn’t inherently a big deal But when a 78-yr old president is potentially using one...¬ disclosing serious health issues...that’s different We had the same problem with Biden:age-related decline being hidden the real issue is we keep electing men who qualify for hospice 0135
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Trump is absolutely wearing a Foley catheter. It’s a tube inserted into the bladder to drain urine into a bag strapped to the leg. That line down his pants? Not a crease. It’s tubing. Every step he takes sounds like the sloshing of a warm Capri Sun 3825289
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 31/05/2025i didn’t predict this with data or sources. i predicted it by being extremely online 1064564
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 29/05/2025A court just said Trump’s "Liberation Day” tariffs were illegal...and businesses might actually get REFUNDS. Excuse me while I try to get $30K back and figure out what emotion comes after “rage-sobbing into spreadsheets" 061
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Trump blocking international students from Harvard makes sense when you realize he's against all “foreign intelligence” 040
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 23/05/2025my in-laws wanted to see “the real Vegas,” so I took them to a CVS where someone was crying in a wedding dress 040
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 17/05/2025they're eating the dogs. they're eating the tariffs. 030
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Trump: Raises tariffs Also Trump: Demands Walmart keep prices low Imagine screaming about socialism for 8 years, then pushing literal price controls. Just waiting on the five-year plan and breadlines. 0162
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Summary of the U.S.-China tariffs: For the next 90 days, most Chinese imports HS base tariff +10% tariff (example: if you're importing paper goods, the base is 7%+10%= 17%) After 90 days: jumps to HS base+34% Temu/SHEIN? Still screwed: $100 flat per package OR 54% of item value 010
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Let him do it. he already thinks he’s chosen by God and decorates like King Midas on a bender 041
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Wild how the people screaming “communism” at everything are cheering for an administration that’s practically a Soviet cosplay: isolationist economy, oligarchs buying favor, public policy shaped by personal loyalty, and fewer choices in the market—all wrapped in cult-of-personality worship. 151
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 30/04/2025the called him Sleepy Joe because your investments were safe under his watch and you could sleep at night 040
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 29/04/2025we’re not supposed to notice the other shelves are empty. Thanks to tariffs, inventory is drying up, & retailers are scrambling to make things look normal. So they overfill shelves with whatever they can get. Expect more of this. The shortages are starting — and this is just the warm-up 053
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 28/04/2025Last week: Walmart, Target, and Home Depot meet with the White House. Days Later: Walmart tells Chinese suppliers to restart shipments. Reminder: It takes 30–45 days for boats to move from China to the U.S. Hard to move that fast without a little insider knowledge 021
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Nothing says fiscal responsibility like firing IRS agents who collect $500 billion, proposing to eliminate income tax that brought in $275 billion in April alone, and betting everything on $15 billion in tariffs collected that same month. 4D-economic chess. 040
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Columbus Day coming back under Trump feels right. Both men stumbled into things they didn’t understand and refused to admit they're wrong. 010
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 23/04/2025There’s a serious contender for pope named Pizzaballa. I assume his papal name will be Papa John Paul 020
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 22/04/202530 hits and suddenly ibuprofen is a food group 020
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 09/04/2025remember when we thought hoarding was a mental illness? turns out it was just an advanced economic strategy 030
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 08/04/2025"I’m imposing a VERY FAIR tariff of… eleventy billion percent..." 020
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 06/04/2025the mastermind behind Trump’s new tariff plan? Jared Kushner found him on Amazon because he liked the title of his book. that guy-Peter Navarro-repeatedly quoted a fake economist to support his views. The twist? The economist was an anagram of his own name this is who’s shaping U.S. trade policy 140
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 06/04/2025saying “tariffs work” without context is like saying sleeping pills help insomnia—sure, if you take one. take the whole bottle, and it’s a funeral, not a nap 070
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 06/04/2025what if elon doesn’t tweet constantly for attention—he just wrecked his bladder from prolonged ketamine usage and now lives on the toilet with nothing better to do 000
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 03/04/2025New tariff calculator to make it easier for everyonemedia.tenor.coma colorful wheel of fortune with a card that says bazzruffALT: a colorful wheel of fortune with a card that says bazzruff 040
Reposted by Alice Vaughncal? @calgif.bsky.social · 03/04/2025fuck it I’m bored *crashes the stock market* 06611
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 03/04/2025wonder why Russia didn't get slapped with a tariff 🤔 020
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 02/04/2025The only thing we're manufacturing is a recession 000
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 02/04/2025texting "lol, hope you weren't planning on retiring" to all the boomers in my life ☺️ 040
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I’ve decided to plant trees in Greg Abbott’s honor 020
Reposted by Alice VaughnNews Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 24/03/2025“Wait guys, P. Hegseth is typing…” 7515629512720
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 24/03/2025At an Amazon sellers conference and all I’ve learned is: never buy supplements from anyone, ever. It’s the crypto bro of product categories — mass deregulation, zero oversight, and somehow everyone’s an “expert” after watching one YouTube video. 010
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 18/03/2025the Minnesota state senator who introduced a bill to make "Trump Derangement Syndrome" a mental illness was arrested the same exact day for soliciting sex from a minor 020
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 17/03/2025the only people pushing for tariffs are either economically illiterate or can afford to spend an extra 1-4K a year without it affecting their budget 050
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 13/03/2025wine tarrifs disproportionally punish the coastal elites AND ruins date night at Olive Garden 010
Alice Vaughn @rationalblonde.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and the government will slap a 30% tariff on imported seafood 020
