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Ratazana

@ratazana8.bsky.social
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99% tennis. 1% raccoon...& 😼 I think I was part of the OG TT? 👴🏼

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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lots of talks about Maddy’s default but not much non-European media coverage of Atmane racquet-into-the-stand tantrum in Shanghai… (Wonder if some of his Pokémon cards values crashed recently…)
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A North American phone number with a zero after the area code? Scammers are getting so lazy… rogue AI agents are totally gonna eat your lunch.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Asian Games men’s singles silver medalist videobombing the gold medalist. 😆
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No bad. Not bad at all.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So glad to see so many orange shirts on the streets of Toronto today #TruthAndReconciliation
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow. The Su-wei Asian games dubs partner switcheroo drama is getting messy… One of her fans message her for an explanation and she outright blocked them… 😬
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Leylah has now cleared 2 of the Four Asian Tigers Quads. Hong Kong ✅ Singapore ✅ South Korea 🔲 Taiwan 🔲 (We just need Taiwan to host a WTA tournament…)
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol…did the Chengdu ATP tournament get their VIP seats from the local banquet hall? 😂
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You go Leylah and Shapo. Let’s go Coleman! #WakingUpToTheAsianSwing
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So I heard there’s some Su-wei related drama at the Asian Games involving Garland and Liang… Anyone heard the details?
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This looks familiar…
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Toronto Star @thestar.com · 21/09/2026
In Graeme MacKay’s latest cartoon, Trump pushes Canada toward the EU
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I were the tennis strings owner, I would totally do an ad campaign with the slogan: “More Kirschbaum, Less Curse Bombs”
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like why?!? Just hire someone to model the damn shoes. This fake shit is turning my stomach.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
So…how many years after retirement would that guy get into HoF? I would imagine it will be a longer waiting than Kafelnikov.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Is it wrong for me to wish all 4 finalists to lose?
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not a luxury goods person but I really like the Coco Rolex ad.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tennis coach trying to inspire the next gen tennis prospect: “You may or may not be good enough to win a slam. But you will always be good enough to work for a private equity firm, or a wealth management firm, or be a spokesperson for an online gambling company.”
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Younger Milos hearing about himself retiring from tennis to work for a private equity firm:
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wow. Mamdani has a very good forehand. www.instagram.com/reel/Dcj3BQZ...
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That tightwad? He ain’t gonna bet his money on nothing! 🤣
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Wow. Apparently, the Penko/Su-Wei beef with Chan’s box court side also involved Zhang Shuai’s doubles match (w/ Jiang vs Kato/Wu)… they even managed to get Zhang Shuai super riled up.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Thank you for saying Qinwen’s name correctly Blair.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Seriously can we just not have iMac commentate anymore?
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Venus was great at the baseline. Neither were good at the net….
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Venus is doing all the work…
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me: (recommending transportation options based on local knowledge to a visiting friend) Friend: oh I will just follow Google. Me: 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is Li Na Na Li all over again… 😒😒😒😒😒😒
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Is it wrong that I love this adidas nubbly shirt? The purple shorts looks too pajama-y though.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Watching Van Assche/Shapo So Mizuno is just copying On’s homework now.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Buyu(nchaokate) def Jo(da)r
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Regina George: Boo, you whore
ALT: Regina George: Boo, you whore
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And TSN could easily supplement their Canadian content by hiring @thebodyserve.bsky.social to produce onsite content. I mean they are already there so why not.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Interesting to see more Canadian content on TSN coverage of USO. And this time, they are doing commentaries on a non-Canadian match. Really really appreciate this @tsnofficial.bsky.social
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This Nike fishnet collection looks terrible on everyone.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
WHERE IS VIKA!?!? THIS WAS HER MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!1111
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Getting bageled at Ashe. Couldn’t happen to a more derserving man. 😏
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If the us commies are gonna say ‘Va-lay-ho’, why not just pronounce it as ‘Val-ass-hole’?
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Joan and I share so many common favs. And the lovely mini-tribute to Anita and Leslie. 🥹 youtu.be/u9aapMjogSc?...
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Joan Chen’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I understand why Dancevic is in Felix’s box (for the upcoming Davis cup)…why is Peliwo there? (Nice to see him though after all these years)
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This TSN studio set looks like 💩 Green screen and a really flat photo of the USO ground.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This British on court interviewer at Stan’s farewell was also working the Toronto matches. How does one get a nice international gig like that?
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Dropshoting a retiree at match point. That’s douchey Mateo.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Gurrrrllll… It’s one motion. Just give it a rest.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Just came home to Stan vs Mateo. It’s cute that Yonex is sending Stan off in a Hawaiian shirt… 😅😅😅
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone needs to burn all these Joma neon yellow kits. Just fugly.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I just don’t understand why people still have USO on their tennis bucket list. Nothing about this event makes me feel excited about tennis.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Last year, everyone 💩 on adidas for their Y-3 graphic kit. This year, Adidas just gave everyone the finger by doing just single colour kits. No graphics. Not even colour blockings.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Meowmeow has gotten…fluffier? 😅😅😅😅
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ok Coleman. Go get a haircut.
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Ratazana @ratazana8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Not ESPN shoving Jisner+Querrey down my throat. 🤢 🤮
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