Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 10/10/2026touches stove touches stove touches stove touches stove touches stove touches stove 010
Reposted by RatamacueDiscount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026#PowerPuffGirls #Bubbles #Buttercup #Blossom #MojoJojo 172583589
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jaded Man Continues to Jog Over Hopscotch Squares Without Discernible Jump, Skip 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 29/09/2026SNL doing Tucker Carlson is utterly flaccid like if you're gonna make fun of someone that odious I expect you to give some bite to it; the cadence alone isn't funny enough to carry boring script 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 26/09/2026apple pay? Yeah, mankind paid for that apple - the apple from the garden of eden that is - and they paid for it with the knowledge and shame of their nudity! 001
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026we already know who will be sweeping the oscars next year - the cleaning staff. of course, they're not pretending to be pirates or spacemen so we don't give them awards 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 01/09/2026charlie and the booze distillery and the tour is composed of different kinds of alcoholics 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I've been secretly saying the wrong homonym for years. nobody's caught me yet 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 06/08/2026tried to join my local chapter of skinheads (composting advocacy group) but it'd been taken over by neo-nazis 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 02/08/2026pride? you mean that thing that cometh before the fall? 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 28/07/2026sequel to speed where if your fitbit drops below 5 miles an hour you blow up 011
Reposted by RatamacueRaven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026imagine the ending of the odyssey when he kills everyone but he's obama and he kills drumpf and his cronies and then obama gives the speech about repairing civilization while he sails off into the sunset. I'm getting chills just thinking about it 5202
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 23/07/2026fairly oddparents even at its best was obnoxious in a way jimmy neutron never was. timmy is mostly unlikeable but the art is fun and the show lends itself well to 15 min segments 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the only "odd I see" is that cyclops over there, good lord 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 29/06/2026there's so much amazing digital porn these days. and I haven't even seen the show! 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 10/06/2026due to a clerical error between my vet and my plastic surgeon i am now literally a cat person 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 06/06/2026smoking the fattest cigar you've ever seen, fatter than your head - steven usually talks his way out of problems. if the diamonds just created a soundproof room, they could have easily defeated him 020
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 06/06/2026perhaps the french should send america a new statue.... a statue of crime and corruption 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 06/06/2026seeing advertisements for sports betting is great, I'm glad people are taking an interest in statistics! 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 28/05/2026orpheus stands at the gate to the underworld, constantly turning around and causing all who exit to become sand - thus was formed the first desert 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 23/05/2026i'm worried trump is going to create a stigma around bring stupid and selfish and greedy cause not all of us are like that 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026i don't listen to Chuck Berry, there's enough food waste as it is 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 10/05/2026my god, truly there is nobody else capable of tromping around wearing boots to this calibre 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I had an idea for a movie called "The Mandalorian and Grogu" years ago but it was about something else entirely 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 30/04/2026finished Metamorphosis for the first time — didn't know this was a thing that could happen back then, thank god for modern medicine 084
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I'm on a C-food diet; I'm only eating foods that begin with the letter C (e.g. clams, crab, calamari) 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 23/04/2026MAYOR MAMDANI is taking MASSIVE steps to fight the poop crisis by introducing a new TOILET SYSTEM. New Yorkers will NO LONGER have to toss their shit out the window every morning. #NYCPROUD 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 17/04/2026i like to keep my UNICEF letters in the mailbox, virtue signal to the roommates a bit 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 09/04/2026you know how to drive stick? that's nothin — I know how to drive car 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 08/04/2026really been enjoying the extra daytime lately. I wish there were a way we could save more of it 000
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 21/03/2026john coltrane? what's next, steve windbus? pete solarscooter? 010
Reposted by Ratamacue"Spooky" Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring. 624129132178
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 07/03/2026once tried to perform this with 17 musicians — complete disaster 010
Ratamacue @ratamacue.bsky.social · 07/03/2026coder: ugh I HATE it when there's bugs in my software!! neighboring entomologist, starved for conversation: bugs? bugs you say? 010
