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G. R. Basil

@rasputinian.bsky.social
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adult | he/him | pgh🪳Editor usually, translator sometimes, writer even less so. ENG/中文/ESP 🔞 Not for kids. 🔞 🥩 currently working on: asphodel 🥩 icon by @william-s-churros.bsky.social

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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 2h
But we had fun! We got swung, swheeled, (the youths are saying this), and sizzled.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 2h
Among the prizes at the townie carnival is this weathered and weary pickle, unlikely to ever be chosen. I felt a great sense of pathos for her for a long moment, broken only when a fat kid in art the clown pants (<10 y/o) walked up and greeted his child-friends with “what are you gooners doing?”
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 10h
You can ONLY get away with being as annoying as I am if you’re also nice. Otherwise it doesn’t work. And even then it’s iffy bc I am REALLY annoying
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 11h
I always feel a little iffy when I wear my UDLAP hoodie that I got in Puebla because it does have an Aztec warrior head on it and I am a white guy. Gotta wear booty shorts with “I Purchased This Hoodie In Mexico So It’s Fine, Probably???” on the ass to complete the outfit
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 20h
They’re gonna know.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 21h
I can still do it but everyone’s gonna know why now
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 21h
I wish I could be a wealthy Middle Ages pervert so I could commission hundreds of oil paintings of my corpse being eaten by ants and no one would ask any questions
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 21h
Woah. That’s xenon
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 23h
How I’m feeling when I walk home drunk
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My big dick moment in r/spiders has arrived when I successfully identified a spider based on THIS picture (Gasteracantha cancriformis, spiked orb weaver)
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOOOOOOOOO
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Missing a dose of your antipsychotic will have you in dissociative paralysis for eight hours, a miserable false sleep, seeing visions of 2012 one hit wonder Kirko Bangz. They don’t tell you this, but I think they should.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Kirko Bangz visited me in my addled dreams and I’m not going to lie to you I cannot remember a word he said to me but I liked “drank in my cup” so THANK YOU KIRKO
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh! And I am also handsome
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate to break it to you but I am cute and nice and everyone likes me 🤭
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 30/09/2026
"Assume that everything you see is a falsehood tailor-made to mislead or manipulate you. If it seems too good to be true, if it reinforces your beliefs in a neat little way, it's probably AI-generated." www.patreon.com/merrittk/pos...
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway SORRY for getting stoned and rambling in your replies again ✌️🥲 love and light
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Like, I think I could put on makeup looking as I do now and not Feel ridiculous. But I don’t know if I’d even be good at it tbh. I got shaky hands now because I run my body on a reward system of coffee and nicotine
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Weird feeling, isn’t it? It’s fucked up because while I like the artistry required to perform femininity well, but it always felt like it was an act I did for other people’s approval. But now, years into my transition as a fat hairy bald guy, I feel like my relationship to beauty is more authentic?
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to like doing makeup as a masc nb person but looking back on those photos I look. Patently insane. Clownishly huge 2016 eyebrows. And I thought I was servinggggg. When I fully leaned into being a guy and cast all that aside, it was like “oh wait this is what I’m supposed to look like lol”
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cannot stop saying “computah, make me Latina” around the office somebody come get me
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Received an AI cover where a cat has three legs and they latinafied the incredibly white author. Sent it to print, she said.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m too poor to go to the strip club so instead I entertain the fantasy that the gas station attendant by my work really likes me. I think she senses my humble food service worker spirit.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
THEYRE LETTING GRAYSON SCAMBUST AT WORK, BAYBEY
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do not begrudge a bachelor his disgusting coverless pillow. Please, your honor.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomato is so tolerant considering every morning I cling to sleep by squeezing the shit out of his ears, or his tail, or his neck rolls, or his fat feet. This brings me great comfort. He’s an incredibly grabbable dog.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
我们都是gay
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Which one?” All of them
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*taking my male friend’s hands in mine* let’s find you a therapist. Together. 🙂
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
now I’m a hostile npc
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They were playing the scooby doo movie in the gay bar so we sat on the gogo dancer platform and watched the scooby doo movie
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s rough buddy
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This was a hard read. Picked this out as WDS research, but it’s difficult to contend with the fact that everything in our modern society is still built off of neocolonialism and outright slavery. And, from Beijing to Jordan to Cupertino, we’re all complicit. Something must be done. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not at the brewery two days in a row bc I’m an alcoholic. I just really like sitting outside. Okay I am an alcoholic but it’s an unrelated thing.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Not my hoodie, not my couch
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are rude to me I will NOT expedite your project! Hahaha! This is my only power, and I’m tripping on it!
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That’s what happened to me and now I’m stuck like this
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Get to write an anti-ai article for my job *rubbing my hands together like a fly*
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
>sees someone serving androgyny realness >”what kind of pronouns you got twin” >checks their bio >they/them >perfect. good for them.
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once I get the bones laid out I can breeze through a second draft. But I HATE doing the bones!
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yesterday (first draft) // Today (second draft)
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I need all my relationships to become more muddled and complicated thanks
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They need to make a vaccine for being itchy
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m so tempted to make this little guy my icon… he’s just like me fr
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ASPHODEL FANART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
archiveofourown.org
Asphodel Fanart - Chapter 1 - Threehundredand3 - LISA (Video Games) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cobalt Red is the second audiobook I’ve listened to where the narrator can effortlessly pronounce French and African names but cannot do Chinese for the life of them
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man, Freiza really was bouncing Krillin sexual style on those horns, huh?
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G. R. Basil @rasputinian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Once asphodel is finished I’m going to post all of the wonderful art that people have made for my silly little domestic au on my website so I can have it forever. It always blows my mind how many talented people give a shit about what I do. I could cry rn
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