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Detective Buzzkill

@raraweez.bsky.social
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I prefer my sarcasm extra dry. Yes, I have receipts.

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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Trump admin is yet again orchestrating an index-level Monday morning gapdown. Monday morning gapdowns nearly *always* reverse to the upside. $QQQ $SPY he will TACO this war for the 48th time by Tuesday at the latest. #OOTT
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Jackie Sentenne Pettit @sentenne.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Get ready.
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Adam Cohen (My Personal Views Only) @axidentaliberal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
ICE. MURDERED. THE. WRONG. MAN. Apparently the person they shot was NOT who they were targeting But ICE, in its insatiable bloodlust to purge America of All Brown People Zeroed in on this Colombian man and gunned him down anyway Now his wife and daughter will never see him again ABOLISH ICE
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 08/07/2026
the final reckoning between AI hype and reality is upon us. buckle up.
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The AI Hype Reckoning Is Upon Us
The massive chasm between AI hype and reality is finally reaching the breaking point.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
People who say EBITDA aloud like EBITDAAAHHHHH should be punched in the crotch. $SPY $QQQ
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
IMO published Iran's permit requirements alongside Oman's instructions for exiting the persian gulf. Iran IS requiring a permit for transit. Why did IMO publish these two blatantly contradictory documents? Lives are at stake. #OOTT Iran: pgsa.ir/passage_gene... Oman: wwwcdn.imo.org/localresourc...
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Yo, @CNBC - Are y'all just going to pretend that @dan-nathan.bsky.social didn't just accidentally refer to Squawk Box as SQUAWK & FRIENDS on air just now?!?! Because that was so apropos. And awesome!
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump saw what his post did to the market. Then, someone from the WH called Axios, who obligingly reported that we don't really know if the Iranian drone shot our Apache out of the sky *on purpose." Trading algos are very strongly influenced by Axios lately. $QQQ $SPY $BTC
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
How U.S. Navy "guides" ships thru SOH #OOTT #OSINT www.reddit.com/r/IranWarRep...
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From the IranWarReport community on Reddit: How U.S. Navy "guides" ships thru SOH
Explore this post and more from the IranWarReport community
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The SpaceX IPO, and the OpenAI and Anthropic IPOs are being quite suddenly rushed. Why? I hope it's not because their private investors are underwater and need exit liquidity. These new IPOs had better have a lock-up period. $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Today my 10yo and his friends organized an anti-Trump protest during school recess. Many participated. A few kids jeered. My son announced that jeers would just make the protestors chant louder. And so they did.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Shift change for this flying gas station KC-46A, headed back to Ben Gurion from the Persian Gulf. #oott #osint
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
These trades. They will be Trump’s undoing.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
1.8 BILLION??? Wow. The Trump administration is going to give (checks calculator) $$$ 1.43 MILLION in free money to each and every pardoned January 6 insurrectionist. $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
10y just printed 4.68 and markets be like idgaf $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If the 10y holds above 4.6 for more than a day or two, I expect it to eventually top out at 8.60%
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
omg
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
oooh! Senator Van Hollen eating Ka$h Patel for breakfast rn.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
#thxObama
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Iranians control their strait chokepoints from Bandar Abbas, Qeshm and Sirik. Reports indicate that all 3 locations have very recently experienced explosions. Unconfirmed. #OOTT #IranWar #OSINT
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Saved by the TACO for the second time today! $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Trading algos can react to news (and social sentiment) in mere seconds. They pump, then wait for retail to pile on, and then they sell.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Last time the Nasdaq surged to new highs while gaining >20% in five weeks was Jan 31-Mar 10, 2000. The dotcom high printed 29 trading days after the local low. As of today, our local low occurred Mar 30, 2026. We are up 23.5% and it's day 27. $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Some weird flight radar spoofing going on near the Strait of Hormuz, SE of Khor Fakkan, near Abumusa, near Sir Bani Yas and East of Doha. Also lots of refueling tankers milling about. #OOTT #OSINT #IranWar
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Did anyone else see that low-flying fighter jet disappear from the air just west of Iranshahr? #OOTT #OSINT #IranWar $SPY $QQQ
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Emirates flight 98. whats up.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
It looks like commercial flights being diverted away from Abu Dhabi, Dubai, and Doha. #OOTT #OSINT #IranWar $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
The IRGC navy is using civilian vessels (tankers, cargo ships, landing craft, fishing vessels, tugs) to execute military ops in both gulfs. The U.S. can't target IRGC on the water without risking civilian lives. They don't know who's on what boat. #OOTT #OSINT #IranWar $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Based on freely available open-source intelligence, I believe there is a chance the U.S. has (or may soon have) boots on the mainland in Iran. West of Bandar Abbas. North of Qeshm. This is unverified. #OOTT #OSINT #IranWar
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
A bunch of tankers appeared today in a cluster East of Oman. These AIS signals are spoofed. Heavy tankers in a cluster, all traveling @ ~50 knots? Tankers can't go that fast. Last month, Iranians were doing the spoofing. Today? Could be anyone. #OOTT #OSINT #IranWar‌
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I expect Trump will pump the market today when the Q’s print 656. $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
25k is set to be the ceiling on the Nasdaq. $SPY $QQQ
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Vessels exit the Strait of Hormuz thru Iran's tollbooth between Qeshm & Larak. Vessels then travel in protected waters along coastline thru Pakistan, India, China, and even Russia. They simply avoid the U.S. "blockade" by avoiding international waters. #OSINT #OOTT #IranWar‌
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
wtf y'all. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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US Navy Secretary John Phelan leaving Trump administration
He is the latest high-ranking military leader to leave the administration in recent months.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
...and cue TACO tweet from President to save $TSLA stock price from sinking after earnings. 3,2,1...
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So far, Trump has attacked: -Iran -Venezuela -Somalia -Yemen -Syria -Nigeria And soon: -Cuba -Gaza What do Trump's targets have in common? 1. Undeveloped oceanfront real estate 2. *Very* significant energy reserves 3. Brown people 4. What else? #IranWar #OOTT $USO
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
MOJO19, a Boeing KC-46A Pegasus aerial refueler, is currently circling an area in the Gulf of Oman at 21000ft. #epicfury #OSINT
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Let's Go Pope Leo! The popes just keep getting cooler. I mean. Except for Benedict.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
bessent just flicked his tongue. twice. He's pissed.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
today, around 1430, the U.S. Market will stop its upward trajectory. indefinitely. $SPY $QQQ
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This market trades like a meme stock. It rises on false hope and fake news. And it crashes when it meets reality and acknowledges lost hope. I do not expect the market makers can continue to prop the market for much longer. Thing is, trading algos treat every article and tweet as equally factual.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Today, when Trump announced that 34 vessels had crossed the strait of Hormuz, this was a lie. Most outlets announced that his claim was unsubstantiated. But the markets surged anyway.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
When the NY Post announced today that Iran was reconsidering their position on Uranium enrichment, it was a lie. But the news spread quickly and caused a market surge. The lie was eventually retracted. But the market ignored the retraction.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
omg
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Yesterday the Hungarians sent a C17 to Dover AFB, loaded it up with something, and then flew back to Hungary. This was 1 of 3 shared c17s whose use is governed by no one. #OSINT
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Palantir $PLTR printed a 10-month low this morning at 10:12am eastern. Twenty minutes later, at 10:32am, the president bleated a Trump pump. This is $PLTR’s 1-min chart from today. $QQQ $SPY
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Buttigieg is eating Joe Kernan for breakfast.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
It doesn't look like Vance is going to Pakistan tomorrow. Af2 departed Budapest and looks like it's about to land at Ramstein.
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Detective Buzzkill @raraweez.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is excellent news.
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