Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I'm confused – you want me to guess which three of the things I've said you think are false? 000
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Never taken cocaine, had groceries delivered, used Monzo, used ChatGPT, or voluntarily listened to a song by Charli XCX 160
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Hello! I've reviewed the new PAW Patrol movie for Variety. I didn't manage to squeeze in a joke about the pups being "lassiefied" but this review does feature the phrase "doggy-style". share.google/QxD4IyG1z7Wr...share.google‘PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie’ Review: The Dog-Cop Franchise Pushes an ACAB Message, Only It’s All Canines Are BenevolentThe third animated feature spun off from the Canadian TV series, 'PAW Patrol: The Dino Movie' is passable kids' entertainment with muddled politics. 171
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Thrilled to have resumed my brand so immediately and deftly 010
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Shakespeare would have loved this*! *a staggeringly dreary rivalry between two really quite similar bureaucrats 0201
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Turns out that when you want to train to be a teacher they advise you not to be a terminally indiscreet rabble-rousing whorish loudmouth online?!!? 110
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Hello!!! Probably won't be able to stick around for long but an extremely warm wozzzzzzup for now! 110
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I've seen Heaven's Gate so obviously I know the cast goes dummy, but even then, seeing it written down like that! Wow! 140
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Interesting – I haven't been paying attention to those guys, I guess because Iran has been serving it up face-wise 100
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Man, what a day to come back to this place. Andy Burnham by-election day. You can't fucking move for people "taking the temperature in Westminster". Anyone seen some nice bums in the world cup 2170
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Hello everybody, this is still me but I'm having to change privacy settings on everything. Bluesky can't be private??! I may in time have to delete this if I can't make it work like this. 020
Reposted by CslmnGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 04/08/2025Outrage over Gaza is doused and ignored; outrage over immigration is stoked and naturalised. This is a political choice, and it is one that is being made by the people in the government who are paid money by the taxpayer to manage these sorts of things. 219857
Reposted by CslmnJonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Nick Timothy has always been an unpleasant authoritarian racist but the direct endorsement of racist mob violence (and attacking the police for preventing it) is genuinely a new low. 25570196
Reposted by CslmnJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 03/08/2025The fact that ai art and writing programs are built on stolen work really seems to be fading from the discussion even amongst artists and writers, which is a bit shit. 122595948
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Horrible set of quotes on this tweet... lots of American people punching the air in triumph at some stupid shit happening in the MCU... just horrible 140
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Oh wow OK, before I saw this post I had no idea that Thing had a head like a big old rocky cock, heading to see the film this week 010
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Really makes me laugh, every time, to see that lad in his pants at every curtain call. Can anybody tell me if somebody involved in decision-making in this production of Evita is by any chance a colossal faggot 290
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Always! That was a known known, back in the day and since! I'm fucking tripping! 010
Reposted by CslmnChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/08/2025Anyone talking about the 90s like it was a feminist haven free of a manosphere has clearly forgotten about what the 90s was actually like or never bothered to study it 37789581069
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Made the mistake of asking my kids what my face looks like at rest, and was told "if you were an emoji you'd be meh" 0170
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The future's here! And it sucks absolutely mountains of shit! 0242
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Very happy for everyone who's excited to see Oasis live, but I'm quite baffled by anybody out there pretending or thinking that Oasis were *good*. What's happening there 2110
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Avril Lavigne: "He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious?" My children (every single time): "Yes, I think in 2025 we're going to need a lot more information actually, nothing about that is obvious, it could mean anything at all, you might as well say..." [cont. ad infinitum] 1160
Reposted by CslmnDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 01/08/2025If you want a weird but true fact to talk about: Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine. 157121114732
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Here are some things I overheard this morning as I was having a terrible day, which cheered me up: [woman on phone] "I definitely told her to fuck off" [woman in shop (singing)] "You're gonna love me" [young man] "It's my first whip but I'm trying to stay humble" 080
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Life must be absolutely amazing if you're the sort of person who is really, really into receiving six-digit security codes 0161
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Still slightly feeling from the moment on Monday when my 7yo went, "Caspar, would you like a free plane ticket?" (Me: "Y... yes, I suppose so!") 7yo: "Then you should join Nectar. Nectar has just got together with British Airways to give their customers free tickets" 190
Reposted by CslmnTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 31/07/2025We are a decade into the panic about trans athletes, and the best they've got is still a single woman coming 5th in a college swim meet. 5600111
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 31/07/2025A man and a woman each sitting with one of their young kids on this bus, across the middle aisle from one another, just SCREAMED at the kids not to talk over them. Guys... sit the kids together and let them talk to each other? I agree they're boring and annoying but the solution is right there 040
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Really funny that you get people moaning about wokeness in various TV programmes when every week on Sewing Bee someone called Fy repurposes their mother's wedding dress as a sex-club inspired suffragette outfit for save-the-environment week 2180
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Everybody join in, you know the lyrics! "Scratch a terf..."? 0121
Reposted by CslmnMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Interesting. I think what this demonstrates is that you can make great and popular art about, or as an expression of, grief/loss/existential bemusement, but it won’t necessarily help YOU with those things. 181
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Yes! Exactly this! He's looking at it through this personal lens, seeing it as a beautiful object that is somehow dishonest or failing, because it doesn't succeed in making chaos tidy, and because that's a foolish aim - but we hear all that on the record and it participates in its beauty. 010
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 29/07/2025It's up there with the greatest I think. Still remember the first time I listened to it and realised very, very early on that it was so special, and delicate, and purely beautiful, and felt this warm glow of sheer wonder. 120
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Absolutely fascinating, quite upsetting interview with a clearly extremely depressed Sufjan Stevens in which he basically trashes his masterpiece. I see what he's saying, but he's wrong: the record he made is beautiful and good and true. www.npr.org/2025/05/27/1... 2150
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 28/07/2025The kids just tried to make me play a pretend game based on a videogame they play and fuck my life it was so boring, they had to buy made-up shit from me with made-up currency, stuff like super-powered strawberries or whatever, never been so bored in all my life 170
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Ah yes... "takeout shaming discourse", that very real thing 130
Cslmn @rapsacnomlas.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Just came across this comment from Hadley Freeman from October 2023, quoted by David Aaronovitch in the Times. 080
