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@rangutang.bsky.social
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Game designer at Undead Labs. Husband and father of four. Small-time YouTuber. Not in that order. (He/Him) youtube.com/c/deRangutang

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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 3h
The value of lulz will rise sharply, as will shits and giggles.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 3h
I haven't loved a racing game in a long time, but this one is COOL.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, sorry, they never gave us a list ... we've kinda been piecing it together 😅
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The holes are all connected.
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Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
ALT: Charlie Day's Pepe Silvia Conspiracy
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I do that sometimes. I'll buy an indie game because I liked the clever demo, even though I have no intention of playing anything beyond the demo. It's like leaving a tip or something.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Master Chief wakes up and gets out of the shower, and it was all a dream.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When people use this line of attack against homophobes, transphobes, etc, it feels like they're tacitly endorsing the idea that being gay or trans is bad/embarrassing/scandalous, and is a weapon to use against someone. Unless it's actually true, and they're verifiable hypocrites, don't do this!
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really don’t think that’s the case. I do think that probably these people hate femininity, which they see as weakness. But that doesn’t mean that they are secretly gay or trans. And I think that it does damage to insist that they are. Maybe some are, but definitely not all. 
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imagine if we had a competent regime that was in a position to negotiate with China and organize a broad set of mutually-agreed-upon limits.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder how modern audiences would react to Mars Attacks, which killed a dog just to balance out the absurdity of the hero survivor dog in Independence Day — — a movie that killed half the world population of humans, including many we knew, but had to save the dog? Truly culturally prescient.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
360-era Xbox Live would record your camera-inversion settings at the account level and automatically apply them to every game.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, the "purgatory" we were in for a while was rough! Even though I got let go, it's a relief to know where I stand, and to be able to plan for the future!
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you! I was let go, but I think it's actually the best situation for me at the moment. Thank you for the kind words!
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only works if Batman has an English accent.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[obligatory clapping]
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Made me think of my favorite Schmoyoho video. youtu.be/XUvhAPs38RA?...
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DJ Play My Song (NO, LEAVE ME ALONE) ft. Psy & DeStorm
YouTube video by schmoyoho
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Excellent song choice! I haven't heard this one in like 20 years! youtu.be/SqvAvOAd1VA?...
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CONTROL Resonant - Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Remedy Entertainment
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey. Browsers. I chose which one of you was my default for a specific reason. It wasn't an accident. I don't need to be "reminded" to change it. And even if I did, I wouldn't need it SEVEN THOUSAND TIMES. Go away.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't know why this is so unbelievably funny, no matter how many times I see it. It's just mind-blowing.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
This week's episode of Lanterns was written by one of the kids from Gullah Gullah Island, and I couldn't be happier about it. I also just found out that the baby from Labyrinth is now a sculptor for stop-motion films.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Actively trying to be the world's most juvenile country.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Have you run into the thing where Google Meet silently messes with your mic volume at the SYSTEM level, so if you (for instance) stream or record audio using another program, you constantly have to reset your mic levels?
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Also, Margaret Qualley is an UNSETTLING person. I assume on purpose.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Very Project Zomboid.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
... well, Justin does, anyway. Catherine jumps with her farts.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My wife and I watched How to Make a Killing last night, and Jessica Henwick is a VERY GOOD ACTRESS, and should be in more things that know how to use her talents.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Did you actually have to pay for a license, or did you keep all the snippets so short, it was fair use?
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
No national anything, it would have to be announced by That Guy, and I don't want to hear anything he's likely to say about this.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Also, Usain Bolt knows how to stop, which I consider equally important.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'd like to see the alternate version of that scene where you and Jake have a miserable flight, but end up actually liking the people of Topeka, and not just the livestock. Could've been a cool moment.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@samreich.bsky.social You know, I'm pretty sure you've got a lot of fans who are from places like Topeka, who actually like those places, and the other people who live there. Really made you come off like you're DEEP down a cultural silo, and maybe forgot that not everyone is from Cambridge.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My son made us all go to End of Oak Street, and I was NOT expecting it to be wall-to-wall dinosaur chasing! Had way more silly fun than I thought I would!
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Honestly, sign me up, that kind of rules.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
ISWYDT
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
we should charge the C-suite with fraud and theft if they take a tax credit meant to keep people employed and then cut staff anyway.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 28/07/2026
Today, Double Fine Productions let go of 23 members of its staff.

As a small, tightly knit team, these actions are not taken lightly. Only the survival of our studio would ever make us consider such a painful action. Our transition to becoming an independent company means becoming a size that we can sustain.

The people we are losing were all important. They all made an impact on our games and culture, and they will be missed.

We are committed to supporting each affected person as best as we can, and we thank them for their hard work and commitment to the creative spirit we cherish here at Double Fine.

-Tim
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
These days, One Piece is One Piece for dads.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
We have almost an ENTIRE Montana available.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is there any advantage to doing this? It feels like the cooling misconception is the ONLY reason anyone provides. Like, why use space when we have effectively infinite land, which is way cheaper to get to?
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I loved it, though it helps that far-flung space fantasy is kind of exactly my jam.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This is middle-school-level trolling 🙄
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Wow, his ordeal in The Capture really led him down a new path in life.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Having trouble thinking of an actor I want to see LESS of at this point. Maybe Jared Leto. Do studio execs just have a thing for self-important pretty boys?
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Should I assume I'll just get destroyed and make very little progress if I come in NOW as a noob?
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This alone would make a bigger difference to workers' negotiating power than practically any union-favoring policy you could come up with. Employers would HAVE to cater much more to workers' needs if losing your job didn't feel like a potential health disaster for your family.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
↑ Set up and ... spiked.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Feels like someone worked out that evoking working-class disadvantage is how you sound like a good guy, and is just applying it reflexively, to everything.
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeah, it's not leaving out working class people categorically at all. In fact, you could argue that the ONLY people it's directly helping are working class people. (Though everyone gets something out of it, indirectly.)
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Geoffrey Card @rangutang.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is "Working Class" code for, like, working-class WHITE people, and the expectation is that IMMIGRANTS use the bus or something? I'm grasping at straws.
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