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Randy Samples💙

@randysamples.bsky.social
6K followers 5.6K following 12K posts

Live on Lake Ontario. Don’t blame me, I voted for the prosecutor!! I may not be much, but at least I’m not a trump supporter. Resist and DO NOT COMPLY. I swear a lot so if that offends you, don’t follow me. 👊🏼

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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mmmmmmmkay!!!
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
These people are why we have trump. Racist, bigoted fucks. I make fun of them publicly whenever I see one in the wild.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s time to start doing better Tennessee. Fuck Marsha Blackburn and fuck Donald Trump. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Asking for the intelligent people of the ”Unites” States.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two of the dumbest fucks in Congress. True story.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oompa J Loompa
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who TF ate the last of my sour patch gummies???
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“It’s still Lake Ontario always and forever.” Love my neighborhood here in Rochester NY!
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If an acute anal fissure had a face.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@billybobbrubeck.bsky.social
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leaving a message every time I fill up in Rochester NY! Time to end this madness.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If shit had a face.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Port of Rochester NY. All the boats are on their way out to LAKE ONTARIO!!
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Eating food prepared by the United States military will make you grow another finger.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
🎶He’s one nazi rotten bastard, a bastard, a bastard, He’s one nazi rotten bastard ALL DAAAAAY LOOOOONG🎶
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
”Alpha” Bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
If shit had teeth.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The face of diarrhea lettuce.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
lolz. Try again Sparky.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tell me how I made this up princess???? You’re a shitty trump supporter.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@echowander.bsky.social Watch. Dude will say he’s not a trump supporter in 3….2…1..
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
@echowander.bsky.social
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I didn’t make shit up sparky. Felt real, real good.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Holy shit! Here’s another Republican pedophile Sugar. Want to see more???
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Republican Speaker of the House. Convicted pedophile. I have over 1000 more Sugar Plum. Want to see them????
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Max is fascinated by other people’s genitals. He’s a trump supporter ya know.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If “lettuce diarrhea“ had a face.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
From the garden!
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No Donald. We’re not changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America you fucking halfwit.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
One of my favorites regarding MAGA white supremacist Jake Lang. Got his ass kicked by Spider Man!
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
America has NEVER been great.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Where’s the fucking beef Donald??
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
MAHA = My Ass Has Afflictions
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@nomorebsamerica.bsky.social
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The President of the United States is and has a gigantic ass. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
No wonder why Republican women are so fucking miserable.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here’s another dahlia from the garden. This one’s called Dancing Queen.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Isn’t she a beauty?!😍 One of my dahlias called Labyrinth.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Dump was in the cart with the corndogs. lmfao!!!🤣
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Staged vs Real Lmfao!!!🥴 So alpha.
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Randy Samples💙 @randysamples.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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