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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This feels like a “Double-Streisand” effect: We didn’t want you to tell anyone, but we are now telling everyone you told someone, and now we want you to tell everyone you’re sorry you told anyone.” Do I have that correct?✔️🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meanwhile, “full body and brain numbness” has clinically reached 100% so we will stop reporting on that data point.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Once they announce the new “Stay At Home Truck Driver Czar” position, everything will be just fine here…💩

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let me guess - this mystery new trucking company owned by SpaceX. Amiright?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is Bezo's Spaceship Company designing these things?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You know, the small biz billionaires who don’t have trucks or deliveries. Those people are looking right thru it…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thought this was an Onion News Lake Ontario story 😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s just so hard to get them into your gas tank. 🐔🐔🐔

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I would gladly pay $5000 to watch that bourbon-riety glorious performance. Ya thinking pay per view or live cage thing?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Meanwhile, Busta Zipper, Bustoutta Prison, and Busta Gut still just looking for some equal playtime on the Spotify.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Does that include the “Twitter Gal” annual variable incentive program?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was today years old when I first learned about “sleep physicians” and their pixie magic. Now starting my gofundme to get that $20k.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One math problem it won’t solve: “How many people gonna buy a foldable iPhone that costs as much as a small car and has less functionality?”

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Elons design engineers are just trolling him at this point...

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Not gonna lie - that is a LOT of legroom. (and if you have to just deal with a little duck tape to get it, I am here for it!)

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Drinking water may not be necessary, with water fountains.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Clean air may not be necessary, with oxygen tanks.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So we helped make all these kids millionaires, but it turns out at the end of the day they’re still just kids playing college football. 😎🏈🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Multimillionaire from Blacksburg with fresh legs. Glorious life this guy is living.🏆🦃😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Whenever mankind invents a machine that promises to save him time, he immediately devises a method for spending twice as much time learning to use it.” - Mark Twain on Ai probably…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Yep. Sad, but correct on all points. (Still can’t believe how bad the app is…)

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And also, I’m rich AF.💰😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Also quite good map of the Canadian side only of Lake Ontario. 😎🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At least we have learned the identities of the losers of the Space Force Fantasy Football League last season…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

He was really great, one of the finest really, on Sesame Street. I just never knew his last name until today.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

As one does when the little fella gets tired and you’ve got a big boy sized mountain to climb…😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Fact Check: 👀 There is nothing worse than reclining your seat in coach.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

When the term “turd mountain looming over the horizon” breaks big, we can all say we read it first today…😎🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They also need to get their clock labels corrected.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"Nil for me, but not for thee." - Lane Caesar

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

“No, hold OUR beer. We got Cottonelle AND Imodium-D now.” -Kimberly Clark

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Called the DABO. And looks just about right...

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

But Tommy, that will still leave another 5,512,320 feet of the Alabama border left without a wall!

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

🎶”Didn’t understand a word he said…”🎶😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Sure, but at the end of the day Co-Pilot still feels like an Ai version of AOL dial up.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Temporary”, as in “We gonna need another one of these big PAC checks in November.” (And also, don’t kill anybody please.)

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I skill I have dominated in since 10th Grade World History, my game was just was ahead of my time.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jimothy Masterclass. Thanks for your service - please tell me where I should mail you the gold bullion for the JimothyCoin. 😎💰

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Yes, I would like “Sh*t CEO’s with plummeting stock prices say” for $500 Alex.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

“Come for the pasta, Stay for the free voting card.” - OLIVE GARDEN

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Man, I wish I had such a great excuse for poor test scores back in the day…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Do we think this is Chinese Ai or Canadian wildfires or Spain winning that is causing this?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Playing “War Reality Show” seems to be getting real people killed. Stupidity is always a bad strategy, it sometimes just takes longer than you think to float to the top.

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