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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This feels like a “Double-Streisand” effect: We didn’t want you to tell anyone, but we are now telling everyone you told someone, and now we want you to tell everyone you’re sorry you told anyone.” Do I have that correct?✔️🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Meanwhile, “full body and brain numbness” has clinically reached 100% so we will stop reporting on that data point.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Once they announce the new “Stay At Home Truck Driver Czar” position, everything will be just fine here…💩

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Let me guess - this mystery new trucking company owned by SpaceX. Amiright?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Is Bezo's Spaceship Company designing these things?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

You know, the small biz billionaires who don’t have trucks or deliveries. Those people are looking right thru it…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Thought this was an Onion News Lake Ontario story 😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It’s just so hard to get them into your gas tank. 🐔🐔🐔

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Meanwhile, Busta Zipper, Bustoutta Prison, and Busta Gut still just looking for some equal playtime on the Spotify.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Does that include the “Twitter Gal” annual variable incentive program?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I was today years old when I first learned about “sleep physicians” and their pixie magic. Now starting my gofundme to get that $20k.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

One math problem it won’t solve: “How many people gonna buy a foldable iPhone that costs as much as a small car and has less functionality?”

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Drinking water may not be necessary, with water fountains.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Clean air may not be necessary, with oxygen tanks.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

So we helped make all these kids millionaires, but it turns out at the end of the day they’re still just kids playing college football. 😎🏈🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Whenever mankind invents a machine that promises to save him time, he immediately devises a method for spending twice as much time learning to use it.” - Mark Twain on Ai probably…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

And also, I’m rich AF.💰😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Also quite good map of the Canadian side only of Lake Ontario. 😎🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At least we have learned the identities of the losers of the Space Force Fantasy Football League last season…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

As one does when the little fella gets tired and you’ve got a big boy sized mountain to climb…😎

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

They also need to get their clock labels corrected.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"Nil for me, but not for thee." - Lane Caesar

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Called the DABO. And looks just about right...

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Sure, but at the end of the day Co-Pilot still feels like an Ai version of AOL dial up.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Temporary”, as in “We gonna need another one of these big PAC checks in November.” (And also, don’t kill anybody please.)

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I skill I have dominated in since 10th Grade World History, my game was just was ahead of my time.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Yes, I would like “Sh*t CEO’s with plummeting stock prices say” for $500 Alex.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

“Come for the pasta, Stay for the free voting card.” - OLIVE GARDEN

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Man, I wish I had such a great excuse for poor test scores back in the day…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Do we think this is Chinese Ai or Canadian wildfires or Spain winning that is causing this?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Playing “War Reality Show” seems to be getting real people killed. Stupidity is always a bad strategy, it sometimes just takes longer than you think to float to the top.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Does anyone know what the “explosive scale” is? Asking for a friend who’s looking for some new material. Is it going #3, or just #2 Squared, or more like the sphincter earthquake scale?

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

What “Moist Heat” vs “Dry Heat” looks like in the wild…🔥

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The plan: Deport old people to Australia. 🦘😎✔️

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Pro Weight Loss Tip - Taco Bell’s New All-Lettuce Taco Meal: The Tacólón Grande! 🌮🥬🚽

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Does anyone know who will take my bet for when the Orange King contemplates nuking the Canadian wildfires? Asking for a friend with a betting problem…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The Biscuits are Woke. 😎🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

“Atlanta Public Library says it is increasing book reading by 25% when they lock you inside for several days.” Looking for series b investors…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

PE sitting on a SaaS Portfolio of a 9 Year Backload of deals. Think you’re worried about Ai, think again! www.wsj.com/finance/investing/priva…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium chocolate will be tougher to buy in US next week than Cuban cigars lololol…

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I think we will all agree - JD Flynn has pro level skills.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Does ETTD apply to soccer? Asking for a friend.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

“But it’s a moist heat.”🔥

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Already missing the TSA “Don’t Chug The Ranch” stories…😎⚽️🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

“So you put ya awder in and wait 12 hours while dey smoke it?” Glorious clip. 😎😎🏆

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Not gonna lie - a lot of people now know a lot more about algae than they did last week. So who says this Admin is not for science. Prolly only Bill Nye the Pool Guy.

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Translation: “We played golf yesterday, and this is what I thought up as I was tying my tie this morning.”

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Randy Kates @randykates.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Welp, at least they’re not talking about draining it and painting it. (Checks notes: “Yet”)

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