iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Do you think the children will tell us what it was like to hug cold plastic for love before they end the earth? I’m sure all this glass and metal speaking familiar but, lifeless voices of loved ones just a room away will create no new horrors for humanity to navigate.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I can’t stop laughing.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is a teachers lounge on game day. Just missing the handmade jewelry and the travel coffee mugs.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This is Juggernaut’s helmet in hair form.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I feel like expectations have been created here previously and I am emotionally fragile to those expectations being altered at this juncture.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel like way too much of my brain is devoted to running my toes. I need some of that back. I can have slower toes.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Should probably check with the horses, too.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love that they didn’t think about what would fit in the window. The whole thing just becomes gibberish when covered by the window frame. Fantastic.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The Paper Girls show was cool as fuck and none of you watched it and you suck.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Look, I may really be putting my foot in something here but, I thought toons were from Toontown. This may ultimately be a geographic issue.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Jack T Chance is probably closest. I ain’t digging out my old GL Quarterly to check but, Comic Vine claims his oath was: "You who are wicked, evil, and mean - I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen! Come one, come all; put up a fight; I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light. Yowza."

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

That’d be how I’d introduce myself for the rest of my life. That photo would be my eternal banner pic. People would hate me for it and they would be right to.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

If I were one of the affected creators this would become my new DEFINITIVE WORK STORY immediately. I would tell this for years and years. “Did I ever tell you about when the PLANET EARTH tried to stop me from making comics?! And she failed?!”

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When it gets over 100° my weather app adds a cactus to the sun.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Who is eating shredded wheat without frosting? Who can just take reality raw like that? Are you also going to work sober, you fucking monster? Buncha baked potato, no butter, no salt motherfuckers. Taking pills with no drink sons of bitches.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

I searched “sciatica” this week for the very first time.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I’m already stoned for Halley’s Comet, man. I can’t imagine being thirsty for six months. I’d get on it if I were you. Hells comin either way. Best you meet her with your lips wet.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

why isn’t the future the way we thought it would be

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I don’t know what it means when you can buy toys of yourself as a child, that is dressed as other toys from your childhood. It’s like a nostalgia Ouroboros.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is like when Jay Faerber was tweeting all of Magnum PI. I dig it.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I am deeply and thoroughly excited to see this Hal get into yelling matches with Green Arrow. Seems tailor made for the experience.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Some of y’all are out here counting ten toes. Some of us are counting to five and clearing feet like professionals. Five and done. That’s one good foot. Next foot might be three but, I got a five and I’m gonna celebrate a victory. You worry about ten. I live my life five little piggys at a time.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

For what it’s worth I count one to five in both directions, biggest to smallest.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I don’t understand how these options were not numbered. It feels thematically inappropriate.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

It looks like the Street Guardian figures are from Adventures of Superman Annual 6. I had no idea figures were ever made from that story.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Miller is just doing Cobra Commander plots now. Like, at this point, being enslaved by Sasquatches with robot arms is within the realm of possibility. AND AS COOL AS THAT SOUNDS, this dude is clearly nuts.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Every hero needs a villain. (This is a fun game.)

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

The tree with the cloud foliage is gorgeous. Cool framing.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

You definitely want a veterinarian that seems bored and detached. A vet that’s too happy is about to tell you how expensive the fix for your animal will be. A vet that’s too sad is gonna tell you how spending money won’t help. A bored veterinarian? Your pet is gonna be fine and so will your wallet.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

For we have tread too far into the darkness and WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY. 3.5/5 stars.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

It is, hands down, the best Zero soda I’ve ever had. I am tempted to walk into the wilderness in search of a bear whose mouth I may climb down so that I may sob in a dark, warm silence and this overwrought pretense of civility may finally be ended for the entire globe.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

There is no bite. No anger in my glass. The fizzy bees dissipate like a morning dew under an angry, unrelenting sun. I am relegated to sipping flat soda and trying to remember what real Dr Pepper tastes like before the aspartame aftertaste dips its sweaty, tangy balls in the back of my mouth.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Dr Pepper that someone has poured out of a bottle into a glass and left on the counter overnight and someone has put it in the fridge in the morning, possibly next to an overripe yellow cheese.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I tried the Dr Pepper Zero Cherry 🍒 Cola flavor. It seemed well regarded on the World Wide Web. It tastes exactly like Dr Pepper.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

All the shit I wanna say is illegal.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Audio cassette answering machines. I wish to be reachable but, indirectly and with physical limitations.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I really thought the answer was gonna be Cliffjumper. I was surprised when it was Nightwing. Despite the context clues. That’s on me.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This remains the single best “wall o’ text” ever conveyed by photons.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Pressure washing videos offer an emotional catharsis I wasn’t expecting.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Like the sweatshirt says, “Because I’m done tliBlin with you people.”

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Suddenly I desire the model of Mr Rogers Neighborhood.

Fred Rogers standing behind the model neighborhood used in his eponymous television program Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

It’s the villain pose.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You think the person that coined “Taco Tuesday” ever sits and wrestles with the immensity of their powers?

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

My father in-law flies in tomorrow for a two week stay. I am currently trying to decide how likely a nuclear war is and, if there is a thermonuclear conflagration, will that affect air travel? This is the most 1980s shit since the 1980s.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

You think those astronauts ever turn everything off and fly silently in the black, contemplating all of the other pinpricks of life in the void?

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using with no explanation.

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Moon. Moon. Moon. Moon. *tabletop pounding intensifies*

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Randy @randyiv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Today is a fantastic day for people watching. What they consider funny, what’s off limits or in bad taste. The full gamut is on display and watching people reveal a bit of themselves is interesting and a great chance to learn about people.

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