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Ramblin Fosho

@randyfosho.bsky.social
100 followers 98 following 88 posts

A very cool guy who likes to party a lot and not be a jerk

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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What if I want my Marty without sour cream & tomatoes?
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
DAP (Dry Ass Penis)
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
#Tyga? Oh you mean #Suno Miles?
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait I think it’s a Simpsons gag cuz it says it’s based on a book by Homer
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who’s Theo Dyssey and why’s he so special they made a movie about him?
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The early 21st century can be pretty well summed up by the fact that one of the most wonderful pieces of popular art to come out out of that era was a song about a swimsuit.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Kurt Cobain should’ve had an alter ego named Burt Kocain who was addicted to cocaine instead of heroin
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dick pic’s full name is Richard Picture
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
On that fateful night, funk-jam band Monkey Dookie and country-jam band Dookie Bucket were serendipitously booked on the same bill. It was Monkey Dookie’s bassist who had the idea for the bands to perform a collaborative improv set, and thus country-funk-jam supergroup Monkey Dookie Bucket was born.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
If you wanted to make fun of the rapper Ludacris one way would be to call him Poodapiss
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
One day, I’ll suck And drain your dong For to spit is so lame, so I'll swallow the cum (no homo)
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Calm down or David Bowie is going to come back from the grave to give you noogies, nerd.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
It was a stupid joke. I love Bowie and I know the song isn’t racist. Read my other posts for a little context maybe?
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
So we’re just gonna let David Bowie get away with China Girl I guess
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wouldn’t it be sick if jazz came out dongs instead of jizz? Just blasting away a Coltrane solo when you bust
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
She Hates Meat by Puddle of Morrissey
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Old vampires are called grampires
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I think the guy from B-52’s might be gay
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We take for granted how lucky we are to be alive at a time when Mario day 311 day and pi day all exist in thy same month
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Too broke to afford Guinness? You can make your own at home by mixing high life with chocolate syrup!
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
J6Mafia
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Why isn’t there a Good Bunny?
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hank Brule be like “drangit brobby!’
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
He’s gonna have to reshoot the whole damn thing now. He has no choice.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Sandstorm is my favorite Christmas song
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
In an effort to get more people to like me as my popularity diminishes, I’m going to start talking lots of shit about Bob Ross
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Stopped showering and washing my hands so I can feel less guilty about using AI
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I’m such a cuck I bought a dildo for my fleshlight
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
From The Hard Times: “Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’”
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Love Actually sucks actually
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I wonder if Buddy Guy and Guy Mann-Dude ever played a show together
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Brb, changing my name to
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
If I had to choose I’d rather eat mud than shit, but I’d rather figure out a way to not have to eat either
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I don’t think straight people realize how gay the Savannah Bananas are
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Australian incels be like “Jar Organ”
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I wish anyone loved me as much as white suburban boomers love their lawns
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This comment just kept getting stupider as it went on.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
How the fuck can you be a HUGE AOC fan but meh on Bernie? Are you actually referring to policy or just emotion and personality? Because policy-wise they’re pretty much on the same page, with Bernie having decades of experience with pretty much the exact same valid messaging.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Thanks for what? An empty performance that didn’t even block a bill, with a request for a donation to the DNC arriving like clockwork? We need action not words.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
What’s it called in a duel when both people get shot and die? That’s what I hope happens here except metaphorically (but also literally).
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Thank god the reporter protected the soldiers by withholding the fact that our government is committing war crimes.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
How are Bernie & AOC helping in any material way? They’re just raising money for the democrats who continue to do absolutely nothing. It just feels like controlled opposition to quell any real organized movement.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
“And when power shifts (because it will)” implies Dems to me, but yeah I’m a communist I already think beyond this two-party capitalist system. I just think a lot of people believe we’re going to go back to business as usual after this (whatever “after” means).
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
100%. I’ve been done with the dems since at least 2020.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Yeah right, like democrats will do anything useful if they ever gain power again.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Let me speak your language so you can understand: “Cheetoh Drumpf Edolf Twitler Orange Man bad”. Lol I swear you libs are such cringey dorks.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Ok boomer
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Behavior absolutely matters, and Putin behaves like a capitalist because he is a capitalist. And the fact that Trump & Musk are capitalists is completely relevant. Capitalism is what got us here.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Musk is the antithesis of communism. He’s capitalism personified.
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Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Or you can actually learn about Mao on more than a 4th grade level and realize he was the furthest thing from what Musk is.
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