Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 04/10/2026What if I want my Marty without sour cream & tomatoes? 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Who’s Theo Dyssey and why’s he so special they made a movie about him? 100
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The early 21st century can be pretty well summed up by the fact that one of the most wonderful pieces of popular art to come out out of that era was a song about a swimsuit. 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Kurt Cobain should’ve had an alter ego named Burt Kocain who was addicted to cocaine instead of heroin 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 26/05/2026On that fateful night, funk-jam band Monkey Dookie and country-jam band Dookie Bucket were serendipitously booked on the same bill. It was Monkey Dookie’s bassist who had the idea for the bands to perform a collaborative improv set, and thus country-funk-jam supergroup Monkey Dookie Bucket was born. 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 13/05/2026If you wanted to make fun of the rapper Ludacris one way would be to call him Poodapiss 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 10/05/2026One day, I’ll suck And drain your dong For to spit is so lame, so I'll swallow the cum (no homo) 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 04/05/2026So we’re just gonna let David Bowie get away with China Girl I guess 020
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Wouldn’t it be sick if jazz came out dongs instead of jizz? Just blasting away a Coltrane solo when you bust 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 15/03/2026We take for granted how lucky we are to be alive at a time when Mario day 311 day and pi day all exist in thy same month 001
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Too broke to afford Guinness? You can make your own at home by mixing high life with chocolate syrup! 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 15/12/2025In an effort to get more people to like me as my popularity diminishes, I’m going to start talking lots of shit about Bob Ross 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Stopped showering and washing my hands so I can feel less guilty about using AI 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 28/11/2025I’m such a cuck I bought a dildo for my fleshlight 030
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 25/11/2025From The Hard Times: “Animal Collective’s Geologist Releases Hurdy-Gurdy Album Titled ‘Can I Get a Pack of Camel Lights?’” 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I wonder if Buddy Guy and Guy Mann-Dude ever played a show together 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 07/07/2025If I had to choose I’d rather eat mud than shit, but I’d rather figure out a way to not have to eat either 020
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 06/07/2025I don’t think straight people realize how gay the Savannah Bananas are 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 16/05/2025I wish anyone loved me as much as white suburban boomers love their lawns 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Top 5 wrappers 1. The young man who wrapped the gift I bought my wife at JC Penney 2. The nurse who wrapped my bandage at the ER in 2017 3. The curt but professional man who wraps my gyros at the Greek deli down the street 4. My mom when she wrapped my Christmas presents when I was a kid 5. Jay-Z 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Thinking about selling my SpaceX rocket and donating the money to Steven Colbert 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 13/02/2025If there are bands called Prints and Share they should play a show together 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Oh that dragon who’s flying around torching everything with his breath? Yeah don’t worry about him, we wrote some words down on paper quite a while ago to make it clear that what he’s doing is unacceptable. He should stop destroying everything just as soon as he realizes he’s not allowed to do that. 100
Reposted by Ramblin Foshoeve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 03/02/2025I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her 2078078758
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Q: Why did the liberal cross the road? A: Grow up, this is the real world and you can’t just cross the road. You have let the cars run over you a little bit because that’s just how the world works. Stop expecting perfection and come back to reality where we accept getting hit by a cars a little bit 040
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 22/01/2025“He can’t do that,” I say as he drives off with my kid after setting my house on fire, “he can’t just do that.” 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Biting my tongue and pretending to be a super chill guy who doesn’t care about such petty things any time someone calls it the hamburger button is my greatest burden to bear 000
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Gonna invent an app called DikDok. Just can’t figure out what kind of videos to feature 🤔 020
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Not sure why we need AI music when Hozier exists 070
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Thinkin bout becoming one of those people who comment ‘first’ on other people’s posts 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 23/10/2023I liked the internet better before I learned all my parasocial relationships were with genocidists. 020
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/10/2023Algorithm show me Love Attention Affection Validation A sense of self-worth Acknowledgment that I exist All the things my parents never gave me Ice cream 020
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 17/10/2023You don’t really hear about axe murderers too much anymore 010
Ramblin Fosho @randyfosho.bsky.social · 14/10/2023I can’t wait to hear what the guy who does the voice of the Minions has to say about all this 020
