Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 7hIf you or someone you know is struggling with mental health, please reach out to the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline by calling or texting 988.” (988 In the US) 010
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Back in 2005, my older daughter worked at ESPN. She took me to see New York v. Toronto in Yankee Stadium and ESPN was the broadcaster that night. So, I got a Press Pass, ate dinner in the Press Dining Room (sat next to Michael Kay) and watched the Yankees beat the Blue Jays 5-0. What a great night! 010
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Happy #HobbitDay Happy Birthday to Bilbo and Frodo! 030
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026United Healthcare and Prior Authorizations—Yikes! This clip is a segment of Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (copyrights protected) discussion of prior authorizations and how OptumRX and UHC delay supporting their patients (including me!) The responding MD is my Endo Doc. 041
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Today, September 21st, is our First Date 57th Anniversary! We had dinner at the Dew Drop Up in Potsdam, NY after meeting the week previously. We married in 1972, while Juniors in college, and still are. 160
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? 120
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I asked my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 030
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Donald Trump has been lying about 9/11/2001, since September 2001. Nothing has changed. He’s still a liar. 072
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Trump voted by mail this past week. The very same action he rails against as crooked and corrupt. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander. Voting by mail is safe, and has been happening since the Civil War. 070
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I have a dog to provide me with unconditional love, but I also have a cat to remind me that I don’t deserve it. It’s all about balance. 060
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Did the American military test a gps jamming weapon that brought down a civilian medical transport? And kill 4 people when they flew directly into a mountain? Seems likely. www.wired.com/story/a-civi...wired.comA Civilian Plane Crashed in New Mexico. Was the Military’s Tech to Blame?Drone warfare is making the skies more dangerous, even for airplanes far from the battlefield. 040
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 31/07/2026@amyleechen.bsky.social have a wonderful day Amy! 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly, it sank, proving once again that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too. 010
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Two termites walk into a bar. One asks “Is the bar tender here?” 020
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026My wife asked me if I will piss on Trump’s grave when he dies. I said. “No, I hate waiting in line.” Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social 040
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool. 020
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If an elected official changes parties while in office, they should be required to stand down, and run for re-election in their new party. I feel it’s unethical, for them to remain. I’m bringing this up after I read Fetterman’s threat to change parties. www.inquirer.com/politics/isr...inquirer.comFetterman says he’d leave the Democratic Party if it becomes anti-Israel. A majority of House Democrats voted to end aid.Rep. Brendan Boyle was the only House Democrat from Pennsylvania to vote against amendment that would cut $3.3 billion in aid to Israel. 041
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The air in southern NJ is getting bad, though not as bad as northern NY or, especially, Toronto. It smells and tastes like a smoky fire. 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless. 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Well, it’s finally time. We’re finally going to hear the classified info proving there was 2020 election fraud—it’s been nearly 6 years—and he’s full of crap! Or we would have heard it long ago, especially in the more than 60 court cases he LOST. 001
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 13/07/2026@maddow.bsky.social Rachel, I just read that ICE has reconsidered their plan to close and will now open a detention facility in Roxbury, NJ. www.nj.com/morris/2026/...nj.comICE’s Roxbury detention center is back on, days after Sherrill declared a ‘major victory’The Department of Homeland Security has reversed course and will move forward with plans to convert a Roxbury, N.J. warehouse into an ICE detention center, 010
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I went out, about an hour ago, to pick up dinner. Yikes! Check out the car’s interior temp when I started it! 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 28/06/2026A vulture boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says: Sorry, sir. Only one carrion allowed per passenger. 120
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Why the f*ck do people leave their crap lying around? Or just leave it outside on the ground? Someone left 3 of these tooth picks in a parking lot a couple of days ago. F*cking slobs! 010
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026This is the way! Vote like your country (and mine) depends upon it, because it does! 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 09/06/2026If you see an Apple Store get robbed, does that make you an iWitness? 010
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I just want to drink my morning coffee. Shelby says, not now. 130
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 19/05/2026When does bread go bad? When you yeast expect it. 031
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It’s no wonder Trump falls asleep in his daytime meetings. On camera of all things. He spends hours sharing dreck on his social media platform. Harry Sisson compiled a list of over 55 posts in a 3 hour period, just last night. 000
Reposted by Randy Craninjoes-spot.bsky.social @joes-spot.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I AM NOT DISTRACTED! WHERE ARE THE UNREDACTED EPSTEIN FILES? 16799246
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Donald Trump wants to cancel any elections he doesn’t win. Fuck Donald Trump! The states run the elections, very clearly in our Constitution. 020
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 16/04/2026At what time does a duck set its wake up alarm? The quack of dawn. 000
Randy Cranin @randycranin.bsky.social · 14/04/2026What time do you go to the dentist? Tooth hurty. 000