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Captain Obvious

@thefungi669.bsky.social

3.1K followers 187 following 14 posts

As my high IQ followers know, I have never faked a sarcasm.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

What would you rather do than watch Trump's inauguration? I'd rather have a root canal and a colonoscopy at the same time without anesthesia.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Call me old fashioned but I think raping a woman is disqualifying for anyone to be president.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

There are some major differences between Canadians and Americans. For example, Canadians are unarmed citizens with health insurance.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

Only in America can a convicted felon and rapist be named Man of the Year.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 12/12/2024

There's no way I'll ever be named Man of the Year. There's no way I'll ever be convicted of 34 felony counts and sexually assault women.

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IBMMuseum @ibmmuseum.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

H/T 'Captain Obvious' (@thefungi669.bsky.social)

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

There are basically four groups of people who voted for Trump: rich folks, racist folks, misogynistic folks, and dumb folks.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Byron Donalds and Tim Scott have found that there's no black jobs in Trump's Cabinet.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

I can build a better cabinet than Trump by just going to IKEA.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

According to Morgan Stanley, the U.S. economy will collapse by 2026 on Trump's tariffs. Americans will be tariffied.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

Matt Gaetz's approval numbers are now in the teens.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

I don't understand why Trump and JD Vance hate immigrants when they're both married to immigrants.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

RFK, Jr: "Children who are vaccinated miss out on a lot of things in life." Yeah, like polio, measles, rubella and Covid.

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Captain Obvious @thefungi669.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Hi, this is Captain Obvious aka @TheFungi669 on Twitter. I'm using a profile pic of Freddie Mercury because my cat won't let me use the keyboard pic. I hope to follow all my friends from Twitter. Just let me know.

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