Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026well first of all, excuse me, first of all, the purpose of a system is what it does, so I don't think it's fair to call the tilt a whirl I sold you "faulty" just because it doesn't do what we expected it to, okay? secondly, that horse was no angel 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Holiday peace accords: Christmas gets December and January, Halloween gets September and October. November is joint custody. The summer is it's own holiday, and a council is called to build an actually good spring holiday that will be outdoorsy, sexy, and only a little irish 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hanging out with my neolithic ancestors after bringing them hear in a time machine. showing them stuff I know they will love because it is both far removed from them and intimately familiar: schwarma, modern music, a vape artist working it like he's making love to the eastern wind, a yo-yo 001
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026English vowel orthography is a mess, and we can't easily fix it as long as we all have different vowel inventories. Let's kill two birds with one stone and start pronouncing all vowels like Americans pronounce foreign looking words: 5 vowel system, no silent letters. The perfect vowel writing system 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 05/08/2026No, please... call me Piss: Mr. Pissedofferson is my father 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 01/08/2026After meditating on it, Piss Pissedofferson is, in fact, the best eminem line. You will agree after 5 seconds of imagining this man. Hello, yes it's nice to meet you Piss, thank you for helping me learn to pronounce your last name 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026ruining the vibes at the birthday party by starting my magic show with a land acknowledgment for the mormons who were forcefully displaced in the mormon wars 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Hollywood is too cowardly to make a tragedy with a wailing track to let us know when to be agonized 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The closest living relatives to humans are two sister species, equally related to humanity: one with a famously violent social structure, and one with a famously loving social structure. The author is being really unsubtle with the worldbuilding here 020
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 20/06/2026[Shock jock voice] Mess with the bull, you get the horns! *air horn* That's right baby, I am low as a beast *lions roar* free of knowledge, free of sin *slide whistle* ABSOLUTION *clap clap clapclapclap* Absolution *clap clap clapclapclap* absolution *clap clap clapclapclap* A/BS/OLU/TIO/N *cl 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Well my favorite is the house dressing, it's what blood would taste like if our tongues had a sense of poetry, our ranch is pretty good too 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I love how widespread it is to think that all mythical lizards are dragons, all mythical apes/bears/monkeys bigfoot, all mythical flying people are aliens. American uncles are like romans who assumed all gods around the world must be their own under different names 110
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Earwigs have one of the worst bug names in english, but apparently it's not just from the old myth that they live in ears, it's cause their wings look sorta like human ears! Unfortunately this is also how they got their scientific name Dermaptera: "skin wings". They can't catch a fucking break :( 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Thinking as always about There Is No Antimemetics Division. How my process of reading and understanding the book itself meshed with its themes: how long it took me to fully acknowledge themes that should have been obvious. It's the book I think about when I read the news and feel fear or hope 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Stay positive, stay positive people, maybe she likes Harrison Ford because he has the feet her snake husband couldn't provide, and this will be the best thing to happen to their marriage behind Noel leaving home 030
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Widdershins: Originating in 19c London. A contraction of "with her shins"; in reference to Queen Victoria's famously counterclockwise legs 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 26/05/2026The wikipedia page for Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island has no citations. It's been flagged as that for 15 years without getting deleted/fixed. presumably because no one has the heart to delete someone's lovingly original research on Thurston Howell III from Gilligan's Island 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I am off the Bradford pear hate train. I mean still stop planting them outside their native range, but come on: A tree that's ubiquitous, despised, fantastically beautiful, and smells like cum? Iconic 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026It doesn't matter, but I'm starting to think RFK Jr really is so fried and worm coded, that he really does mean well with his plan for sending neurodivergent people to gulags. I'm updating my passport either way obviously, it's just odd to consider a nazi thats like "yay! They'll love the camps!" 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 07/05/2026King Rendarionx Bile-Drinker is besmirching the name of The Bloodlands. It makes me long for the elder days of noble and righteous monarchs such as Thogdar the Bloodletter, Serpentia Scatpit, or Bonefucker Pete 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Well mash you peas and place your mise, because on this episode we're about to *dig in* to the unique culinary fusion that you can find on the chunnel dining car 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Listen, we'll never get society to love all bodies equally at the same time. Our best hope is to cycle through fetishizing different features so rapidly that it creates a zootropic universal acceptance 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 30/04/2026People mock debate club, but how else will we grow the titans of society who sue their local food pantry for 'discriminating against neurotypicals by playing music too quietly' 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Dont you hate it when your fighting some guy named Royal Disemboweler Thog, it's going great, he's down to half his HP, and then a second boss bar pops up and now you gotta deal with Royal Emboweler Sprampt too 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 17/04/2026No no no, I said cardigan knot. Yeah, put the sword away man, you don't need it, all you gotta do is hold this thread while I walk away 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 07/04/2026*Rolling a big barrel marked with a skull and crossbones straight towards our village's well* Oh, torches and pitchforks? Your gonna resort to violence just because you don't like barrels? 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The most I've ever felt like a reddit atheist was learning that devout Christians don't really have much less sex than less religious people do. You mean to tell me the sex negativity isn't even working? That it's just a hamster wheel of cruelty? 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026literary magic often involves odd optic effects. IE things appear "too" bright, catch the light strangely, shift and warp. And delightfully, these are all real! Florescent colors, retroreflectors, holography, kaleidoscopes. even just mirrors are pretty magical if you take a moment to look for it 000
Reposted by Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3Paul Welsh @paulwelsh89.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Edward Middleton Manigault - The Rocket, 1909 03311
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 23/03/2026On the one hand: fireworks are a beautiful and incredibly unique art form. Both sonically, visually, communally, conceptually, and tactilely. I love them so much I need to stop myself from speaking about them in bad poetics. On the other hand: You're scaring the critters! Stop it! 100
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Date night beef borginion with the hubby 😃 *Beef burginyon *Beef bearbiggian *Beef bugonian *Beef bourguignon *Beef burgeoning *Beef birgyonyon *Beef burgermon *Beef bongiorno *Beef birdyemen *Beef bergamot *Beef biorgono *Beef bootgwadoum *Beef berghernyan *Beef pouroneout *Beef brugellion *Beef bu 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 17/03/2026For as popular and influential as Dune is, I'm not sure that I know any other sci-fi stories that use a comparable technological framework. Steampunk replaces computers with clockwork, but Dune replaces computers with advanced mental technologies. God the closest I can think of is BBC's Sherlock 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Counterintuitively, dull knives are actually much more dangerous in the kitchen. Because their cuts are wider than sharp knives. A properly sharpened chefs knife should make a cut so narrow that your finger doesn't even know it's supposed to fall off. 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 09/03/2026It's real "hoping hell is real" hours right now 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Everyone talking about how much LLM's are "helping their workflow" might as well be telling you how much more streamlined their food prep is now that they joined the end of a human centipede. 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 06/03/2026God made one mistake when crafting the world, in mockery of humanity who will always seek but can never know perfection. We don't know what that mistake is yet. when we ask He just says "lol you'll know it when you see it 🫣..." 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 04/03/2026I got fired for "sewing a bunch of stitches wrong on purpose"? Like fuck me for honoring the unique perfection of God, that's "medical malpractice" now I guess 100
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026No no, you guys, newspapers really do need to publish all of those blabbering, delusional, violent screeds. A newspaper is like a luxury rug: it would be hubris if they only published things they thought were true and valuable. 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Im thinking of becoming very annoying 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 21/02/2026It's 984 AD: you spent the day celebrating plentiful harvest. You danced, sang, and ate your favorite holiday foods with everyone you know. You should be really happy but your worst uncle told you that he "sees [himself] in you" and now that's all you can think about. God, you hate uncle Cuthbert 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Bread recipes are designed by trickster gods to drive me mad. Instructions that rapidly oscillate between urging high precision, and instructions whose clarifications are vaguer than the rule of thumb. "Proof for 60-90 minutes, specifically until it's the right amount of puffy" 100
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Read the wikipedia page for lord Byron and got concussed by him saying "what the deuce" in a letter. He should not be using a phrase I exclusively associate with heckin pupper speak and Stewie Griffin impressions. 010
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Are you writing a description of a technical subject for educational purposes? Please please please do an editing pass looking for, and removing, metonymies. Those are only appropriate when both you and the audience are already super familiar with the intricacies of the terms that you are using. 100
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Capacitive touch buttons should be a controlled substance. You can have hobbyist quantities, but industrial quantities should require 10 rounds of paperwork, interviews, and background checks to prove that there is a true need for your product to have buttons that suck. 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025What bugs me the most about the myth of the "Nazi genius" is that of course they excelled at killing people! It's very easy! Toddlers do it all the time! It's like praising an arsonist for finishing his job faster than the builders. They made failure their goal and morons still call it success 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Dread Delusion seems to have cracked the code for making the main character interesting in a bethesda-esque do-anything-rpg: just make it someone other than the player character. 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Trying to shoplift a barrel by putting it on underneath the barrel I'm already wearing as pants 000
Uruk-haaaaiiiiiiiii :3 @randybutternubs.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Driving is so meditative for me. It's so nice to only have to care about the next 10 feet of road at a time 010
