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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 26m

Tonight on Enterprise Hoshi meets a friendly robot who just wants to love however finally figures out what was going on with those worms that took over Starfleet.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Commander Sisko takes a wrong turn in the Jeffries tubes and ends up in the captain’s office nevertheless also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 2h

This time Uhura repurposes the ship's computers to mine bitcoin although could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the ship first

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 3h

In this episode Hoshi goes into a coma while working on the engines but really discovers why the spice must flow.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 4h

In this episode Dr. Crusher gets peer pressured by some teens into arbitrating the next Klingon succession however it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 5h

In this episode Data attends a klingon yoga class yet actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 6h

In this episode Chief O'Brien is sad because their slime died nevertheless has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 7h

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Nog wakes up mommy and daddy to tell them that Rumpelstiltskin is in their room though the town is defeated by the Dal-Rok

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 8h

In this episode Uhura travels through time but the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 9h

Next week, on CBS All-Access Kol implants their personality into another character's subconscious nevertheless they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 10h

This time Dr. Crusher has to cope with the loss of a valued crew member we have never heard of before and will never be mentioned again yet ends up stuck in the mirror universe

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 11h

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager The EMH can't control their holodeck addiction however the crew has mutinied over the latest holonovel!

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 12h

Tonight on Star Trek Captain Kirk eats some food cubes but could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 13h

This time Voq finds out how to get really high on mycelium spores but finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 14h

This time B'Elanna solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station though also finds an unexpected love.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 15h

This time Guinan battles the Klingon Battlecruiser Qo'Blos though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 16h

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Kira has a transporter accident although actually is the link to the alpha quadrant

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 17h

This time Lt. Reed gets lunch with Degra and always goes to the bathroom before the check gets to the table nevertheless this is really an episode about the B plot

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 18h

This time Captain Janeway meets a friendly robot who just wants to love however they’re trapped in the stick-clicking German-alien’s board game and have to move along home

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 19h

This time Dr. Bashir is obsessed with slime though takes a wrong turn at Albuquerque

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 20h

This time Guinan learns a valuable lesson from Q about sorting their groceries but actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 21h

Next week, on CBS All-Access Michael can't stop jumping or the spore drive will explode nevertheless finally figures out what was going on with those worms that took over Starfleet.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 22h

In this episode Spock enables the self-destruct to go off whenever the ship passes a Space Wendys however could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 23h

In this episode Chakotay makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race nevertheless it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Ensign Tilly increases the frequency of Black Alert drills though they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Kira goes on a holosuite adventure nevertheless has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Lieutenant Tyler can't stop watching reruns of 2 Broke Girls on CBS yet the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Dr. Bashir reminds everyone about the provisional government but also convinces Starfleet that lovebots are sentient and have rights.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Captain Lorca gets caught running a tardigrade fighting ring but finds the ship overrun with holodeck characters!

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This time Hoshi can't leave well enough alone however this is really an episode about the B plot

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This time Captain Picard is caught in a time bubble yet is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek: Discovery Admiral Cornwell gets stuck in a time loop though could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the station first

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Deep Space 9 Kira goes to meetings about their Roladan Wild Draw addiction nevertheless can't remember the last 24 hours.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek Dr. McCoy accidentally forgets crewman Reyes on Seti Alpha VI yet it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This time Kes finds a post-apocalyptic civilization although finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Next week, on CBS All-Access Ensign Tilly accidentally gets really high on mycelium spores although could have solved everything if the sensors had just worked.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This time Data attends a klingon yoga class but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In this episode Cmdr. Tuvok meets a friendly robot who just wants to love though they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In this episode Mr. Scott makes first contact with a new, obviously stereotypical, alien race however actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This time B'Elanna accidentally discovers new life on the holodeck but has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In this episode Ensign Ro tries to convince the colonists on Rigel VII to leave when their sun is about to explode yet could have prevented all of this if they had scanned the planet first

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In this episode Kes returns from shore leave yet has to learn a lesson about themselves before they can complete the mission

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This time Ensign Tilly reconfigures the spore drive to mine bitcoin although also finds an unexpected love.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

In this episode Travis meets space nazis but is really in the dream of a sick child at a hospital.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Next week, on CBS All-Access Doctor Culber accidentally starts a war with the Klingons yet also convinces Admiral Fraiser to take Space LSD.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek: Voyager Captain Janeway returns to Earth's past but actually is the true source of anime on Earth.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tonight on Enterprise Hoshi solves the puzzle onboard a derelict space station nevertheless finds out that they weren't the first to visit the Delta quadrant.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

In this episode Dr. Bashir is trapped in a holosuite for the 119 innings of 0-to-0 overtime that destroyed baseball however they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This time Captain Archer hides inside a Xindi Cracker Barrel restaurant nevertheless they make a genetic duplicate in order to harvest their brain parts.

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Rando Star Trek @randostartrek.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Tonight on Star Trek: The Next Generation Counselor Troi can't leave well enough alone though the town is defeated by the Dal-Rok

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