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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 16m

This time Captain Doctor Sam Carter loses their old friend, Lt. Sharknado in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole yet is to be rescued by SG teams 1-5, 6-7, 69, 9-5, 420, and 11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 1h

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter has visions of Ma’Chello streaming Castlevania on Twitch nevertheless gets involved in a murder mystery during peace treaty negotiations.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 2h

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter wakes up knowing that it is their honor to serve though it turns out to have been the robot versions of SG-1 all along, Comchaya!

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 3h

Tonight on SG-1 Colonel O’Neill captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Sir Patrick Stewart yet they are never found.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 4h

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Colonel O’Neill and Kendra are stuck in Thor‘s Squid Games yet can't find any coffee.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 5h

Tonight on SG-1 SG-1 helps liberate a group of Jaffa from war games but they find out about the knife alien homeworld

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 6h

In this episode Teal’C has visions of a Tok’Ra stronghold however the planet is slowly being terraformed into one that supports only Live Mãs lifeforms

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 7h

In this episode Daniel Jackson captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Sir Patrick Stewart however can't remember the last 24 hours.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 8h

In this episode Teal’C meets survivors of a war on a decimated planet however ends up stuck in the mirror universe

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 9h

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Teal’C accidentally starts a war between two alien races although never really resolves the Apophis problem

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 10h

This time Teal’C captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Mel Brooks however they find out about the knife alien homeworld

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 11h

This time Captain Doctor Sam Carter has to find a crystal skull, just like the one found by their grandfather but really discovers why the spice must flow.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 12h

Tonight on SG-1 Teal’C has to be the archon in a triad for a host versus a Goa‘uld but never really resolves the Jaffa problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 13h

This time Major Doctor Sam Carter infiltrates Hell with a very questionable plan to rescue a friend yet really discovers why the spice must flow.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 14h

Tonight on SG-1 Daniel Jackson experiences time dilation that threatens our planet however never makes any progress towards freeing the Jaffa

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 15h

This time Captain Doctor Sam Carter abandons their child in a stirring rendition of a stereotypical tale as old as the medium itself but heals a dying loved one by letting a Goa-uld take them.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 16h

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter heeds a rare distress signal from a planet with humans who are fighting someone they call the enemy but could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 17h

This time Teal’C encounters a boy who warns them of invisible aliens that are planning on wiping out all Goa‘uld hosts nevertheless they have to stop a machine from terraforming the planet into one that only supports stereotypical showbiz executives from the 1940’s

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 18h

This time Teal’C loses their old friend, Lt. Beefchunk in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole however but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved BLT’s more than they could admit.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 19h

This time Major Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Hunter Pence yet the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 20h

This time Major Doctor Sam Carter gets hijacked by another Goa’uld, this one is obsessed with finding out how much Taco Bell a human host can consume before it kills them though could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 21h

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter has some meetings that seem like they're going nowhere but could have solved everything if there was any continuity in the series.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 22h

In this episode SG-1 goes on a 40 minute power trip that ends with them blowing up a major city nevertheless is to be rescued by SG teams 1-to-7 and 11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 23h

Tonight on SG-1 SG-1 captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, and it’s Bea Arthur though never really resolves the Tok'Ra problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 SG-1 accidentally frees a genocidal destroyer of worlds though never makes any progress towards freeing the Jaffa

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter gives a lecture at the Air Force academy and meets a plucky cadet who reminds everyone of them however they are never found.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Teal’C loses their old friend, Lt. Frank McLargehuge in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole however the writers don’t even care about the A plot, or the B plot, or the C plot. It’s really not clear at all what is going on and then the episode just ends.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Teal’C accidentally gate SG-10 to a planet with a baby black hole yet but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved someone.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson gets taken prisoner by Hathor, again, although actually trapped by a fish man alien who is curious about the fate of mighty warriors sent to earth decades ago that turn out to be goldfish.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Mel Brooks though has their speech interrupted by an Asguardian who teleports them away to play ioquake3 and smoke the most vile green the system lords can produce.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In this episode Major Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Maya Rudolph however can't remember the last 24 hours.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Teal’C gets captured by religious fascists though they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In this episode Colonel O’Neill finds a reel from an early Stargate experiment where Jaffa eat special cakes yet has their speech interrupted by an Asguardian who teleports them away to play ioquake3 and smoke the most vile green the system lords can produce.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson solves the puzzle from another planet nevertheless but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved BLT’s more than they could admit.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This time Teal’C are caught in another ill-conceived Mr. Beast challenge however their consciousness is returned from the computer

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This time Daniel Jackson captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Philadelphia Phanatic however has their speech interrupted by an Asguardian who teleports them away to play ioquake3 and smoke the most vile green the system lords can produce.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter has visions of a Tok’Ra stronghold although the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Daniel Jackson captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Sir Patrick Stewart though their desire for extreme moose tracks ice cream is off the charts.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This time Daniel Jackson doesn’t recognize a war game despite years of training but chaos ensues.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter accidentally travel back in time to steal $200,000 worth of Star-Wars Lego yet never really resolves the Jaffa problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Teal’C finds a reel from an early Stargate experiment where Jaffa eat special cakes although chaos ensues.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This time Teal’C captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, the Where's the Beef Lady although it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This time Teal’C are caught in another ill-conceived Mr. Beast challenge nevertheless really discovers why the spice must flow.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter adopts another lost child however Is to be rescued by SG teams 7-11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In this episode Major Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Hunter Pence however it turns out it was all a dream

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson gets to listen to music that hasn’t been heard in over a thousand years however heals a dying loved one by letting a Goa-uld take them.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This time Teal’C wakes up knowing that it is their honor to serve nevertheless makes a new friend with an Unas.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson abandons their child in a stirring rendition of a stereotypical tale as old as the medium itself although never really resolves the Tok'Ra problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, their nemesis, Apophis yet they have to stop a machine from terraforming the planet into one that only supports stereotypical showbiz executives from the 1940’s

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter gives a lecture at the Air Force academy and meets a plucky cadet who reminds everyone of them but never really resolves the Tok'Ra problem.

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