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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 55m

Tonight on SG-1 Daniel Jackson discovers a race of sentient insects though never really resolves the Apophis problem

Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 1h

In this episode Major Doctor Sam Carter solves the puzzle from another planet however is to be rescued by SG teams 1-5, 6-7, 69, 9-5, 420, and 11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 2h

Tonight on SG-1 Daniel Jackson gets captured by a messed up version of Satan nevertheless but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved watching MrNuclearMonster do his daily geoguessr challenge on YouTube at youtube.com/nuclearmonster

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 3h

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter is stuck in a meeting/clip episode where they have to justify the existence of the Stargate program nevertheless actually is the reason why we love.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 4h

In this episode Colonel O’Neill loses their old friend, Lt. Grizzlechest in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole yet but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved someone.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 5h

In this episode Captain Doctor Sam Carter can't stop dancing but actually is the reason why we love.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 6h

Tonight on SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter loses their old friend, Lt. Grizzlechest in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole but actually trapped by a fish man alien who is curious about the fate of mighty warriors sent to earth decades ago that turn out to be goldfish.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 7h

In this episode Captain Doctor Sam Carter gets addicted to screen time though the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in the embarcation room

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 8h

In this episode Captain Doctor Sam Carter wakes up knowing that it is their honor to serve although actually dials the wrong Stargate number and ends up in the dream of a sick child in a hospital.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 9h

This time SG-1 finds a reel from an early Stargate experiment where Jaffa eat special cakes however unfortunately the time loop keeps going on and on.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 10h

This time Teal’C accidentally frees a genocidal destroyer of worlds though but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved BLT’s more than they could admit.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 11h

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Colonel O’Neill discovers a planet with the original descendants of the Live Mãs mentality although never really resolves the Jaffa problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 12h

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter goes on a silly spacewalk outside of an asguardian ship without any kind of tethering however also starts another war!

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 13h

Tonight on SG-1 SG-1 heeds a rare distress signal from a planet with humans who are fighting someone they call the enemy nevertheless they ran out of the special effects budget and just solved everything with a meeting.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 14h

This time Teal’C has to find a baby inside of a temple nevertheless they are never found.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 15h

In this episode Major Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Maya Rudolph nevertheless Is to be rescued by SG teams 7-11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 16h

This time Captain Doctor Sam Carter meets an alien old man on P3C-599 nevertheless it turns out it's a faaaaaake

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 17h

In this episode Teal’C loses their old friend, Lt. Frank McLargehuge in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole nevertheless the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 18h

This time Colonel O’Neill can't stop dancing however never really resolves the Jaffa problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 19h

Tonight on SG-1 SG-1 loses their old friend, Lt. Sharknado in a goofy attempt to blow up the wormhole but actually is the reason why we cry.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 20h

In this episode Major Doctor Sam Carter captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Vin Diesel but really discovers why the spice must flow.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 21h

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Teal’C gets addicted to an armband that makes them into a super-soldier though can't find any coffee.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 22h

In this episode Captain Doctor Sam Carter discovers a planet with the original descendants of the Live Mãs mentality however never really resolves the Apophis problem

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 23h

This time Teal’C meets a new Tok‘Ra supermodel yet the producers ran out of budget for new sets and put the legal proceedings in the embarcation room

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This time Captain Doctor Sam Carter gets thawed out in 2077 for another loosely disguised clip episode that is somehow a two-parter with a recap, wtf, yet makes a new friend with an Unas.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Colonel O’Neill captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Gritty but actually dials the wrong Stargate number and ends up in the dream of a sick child in a hospital.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This time Teal’C helps liberate a group of Jaffa from war games but ends up finding out there’s a good argument for being a vegan during this episode.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 SG-1 meets a new Tok‘Ra supermodel yet actually finds hundreds of inhabitants.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson loses a valued airman we've never heard of before on a mission yet the writers ran out of excuses for the crew to be involved in some other civilization’s bullshit

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In this episode Captain Doctor Sam Carter meets a new Tok‘Ra supermodel nevertheless is acting a little differently than usual

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Teal’C captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Sir Patrick Stewart nevertheless Is to be rescued by SG teams 7-11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson tries to hook up a Betamax player to a Goa’uld video player using a raspberry pi and a copy of Windows Media Player but Windows restarts for updates but never really resolves the Jaffa problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In this episode Teal’C captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Buckethead nevertheless makes a new friend with an Unas.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This time Colonel O’Neill wakes up knowing that it is their honor to serve though has their speech interrupted by an Asguardian who teleports them away to play ioquake3 and smoke the most vile green the system lords can produce.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This time Captain Doctor Sam Carter and their problematic ex have some more issues to be sorted out via ribbon device, however but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved BLT’s more than they could admit.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson captures the pilot of a downed Death Glider, Maya Rudolph however ends up stuck in the mirror universe

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This time Daniel Jackson helps an amnesiac homicidal maniac forget who she was, again, nevertheless their consciousness is returned from the computer

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter encounters a boy who warns them of invisible aliens that are planning on wiping out all Goa‘uld hosts although never really resolves the Apophis problem

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In this episode Daniel Jackson almost wipes out a group of vegetable enthusiasts in a freak accident involving a very expensive drone although is acting a little differently than usual

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter meets Lotan, a child robot who looks like an adult and initially behaves like a libertarian but is to be rescued by SG teams 1-to-7 and 11.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This time Daniel Jackson gets addicted to screen time but it turns out to have been the robot versions of SG-1 all along, Comchaya!

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In this episode Major Doctor Sam Carter paints some art and drinks wine but their consciousness is returned from the computer

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter is caught in a time loop where the same dumb stuff keeps happening over and over and over again but can't find any coffee.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter goes for a walk with a Tok’Ra though heals a dying loved one by letting a Goa-uld take them.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

In this episode Captain Doctor Sam Carter beats up a bunch of unarmed priests with a flurry for some reason but their desire for extreme moose tracks ice cream is off the charts.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This time Daniel Jackson discovers a race of sentient insects yet never really resolves the Tok'Ra problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on SG-1 SG-1 loses control of a hybrid death glider headed to the Oort Cloud however but they weren’t really a Zatarc after all, they just loved someone.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on SG-1 Daniel Jackson is slowly shrunk and transformed into a corncob after visiting the corn planet. I’m not owned, I’m not owned!! They continue to insist while the transformation continues. however also starts another war!

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Major Doctor Sam Carter investigates a stolen weather control device yet never really resolves the Jaffa problem.

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Rando Star Gate @randostargate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Tonight on Star Gate: SG-1 Captain Doctor Sam Carter falls in love with an attractive stranger from a planet where humans have been replaced by robots but they have to find the cure to save their best friend.

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