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randomwaffle.bsky.social

@randomwaffle.bsky.social
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Plant hoarder, dog handler, revolting peasant

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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Old enough to remember when the govt reduced youth unemployment numbers by saying 16 & 17 year olds should stay on at school and made them ineligible for unemployment benefits. They'll eventually raise the eligibility age to 67
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He looks happy, I'm happy for him
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Talkie Toaster
ALT: Talkie Toaster
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it's worth trying
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So it's the old "have rich parents" trick again? If only I'd known that when I was younger
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
As the saying goes "if you can't do the time don't do the crime"
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love the way the lady in hi-viz let's him get a few punches in before intervening 😁
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of them is Robert Lindsey
Freedom for Tooting
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Will somebody please explain to him what a trade deficit is
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seems to me like exactly what a cop would say
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It'll go fine, I'll point out to him that he's fictional and there'll be a puff of smoke and he'll disappear and then I can get on with being dead in peace
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My funeral plan is I don't give a shit, I'll be dead so not my problem and my advice to my nearest and dearest is just don't claim the body, the hospital or whatever will dispose of it before it stinks up the place
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Throw my phone at the wall and myself out the window
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think its very cute, I wouldn't feel safe driving it around but it adorable
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bucks and Beds used to be part of the greenbelt, I miss that
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remember when the green belt meant something
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm thinking its something along these lines
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
At some point the accumulation of wealth becomes an addiction, they're money junkies & will destroy the world for their next fix. They should have their "drug" taken away from them, placed in to rehab and forever after have their bank accounts monitored to make sure they don't fall off the wagon
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Sesame Street Monsters Say Nope
ALT: Sesame Street Monsters Say Nope
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Is that a kangaroo? A kangahound? Ibizaroo? Either way, gorgeous pup!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Mr Bean Making Silly Faces
ALT: Mr Bean Making Silly Faces
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Has theil been on the phone to him?
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Looks like the fan blew her wig off and she slammed it back on her head, possibly backwards, in the instant before the photo was taken
looks.like
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
It doesn't seem very "alpha" that all these "alphas" all try to look exactly the same as each other but what do I know
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
What are the boundaries according to the assorted fairy tails of the brothers Grimm?
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Looks like they're about to drop an album about it
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In the previous 4 years they had to fix what was broken, dish out some justice etc they did bugger all so I'm not optimistic
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Not any more
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I read that as "is laundering", which actually might not be wrong
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like the bugs that eat the bugs that bite me. This lil guy/girl is one of the good ones
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Maybe I'm wrong but isn't the original Blackpool also on the water? Or is the sea made of something other than water?
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Because the protection of property (i.e. monetary value) is deemed to be more important than the protection of life in our upside-down world
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
By 2028 his brain will be a blob of porridge
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Shrek Donkey Says That Is Nasty
ALT: Shrek Donkey Says That Is Nasty
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Someone else wrote this, "ponder" is not in his vocabulary
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Racism is a helluva drug!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I often tell my pup he is a nonsense dog, y'know, when he's shenaniganing
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
All of them would be my guess
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Damn, the radical left tore up rhino lining with their bare hands! The right should probably go hide, them radicals got superpowers 🤣
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I plagiarize mc hammer with "stop! sammi time"
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
The UK version of a police badge
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Or just scrap the monarchy
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I'd like to propose "mustn't grumble" be added to the list
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The 50% that get beaconsfield wrong aren't locals, they're what us locals call townies when we're forced to be polite about them I'd also add Drayton Beauchamp to the list
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Its there to control us peasants
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
....to the bus stop then get on a bus and go home?
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yep, she definitely flinched at his touch
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Ours is called Cam (cold air machine)
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"Has a lot of personality" when used in respect to horses is code for psychotic so maybe not a category you want to be winning in
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Real alpha behavior there, arguing with a puppet
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