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@randomwaffle.bsky.social
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Plant hoarder, dog handler, revolting peasant

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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like the bugs that eat the bugs that bite me. This lil guy/girl is one of the good ones
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Now he's won capitalism he can fuck off to mars, right?
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Couldn't watch the race live, at work, so watched this a.m. and I have to say I don't hate F1 2026 as much as I did a month ago Seems like McLaren got their shit sorted and Max is back. Heart breaking for sad hamster (what my oh calls LeClerc)-ferrari gonna ferrari Kimi outstanding again
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Bee's eye view of a foxglove (If they saw in the same way humans do, which they dont, but I thought it was a cool picture)
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If only there were technology in existence for the past, oh I dunno, several decades that meant we didn't have to be reliant on oil, maybe there wouldn't be so much death and destruction in the fight for control of the world's oil supply and economies would face collapse over the price of it If only
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
We should go back to the ancient tradition of kings (or national leaders, regardless of title) leading their armies into battle, up front, shiny armour, give them a bike, not a horse (horses are precious and should be protected), have them give a stirring speech and charge forth into the fray
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Arizona is too damn hot for human habitation for about 8 months per year but at least we don't have to do the stupid clock changing nonsense so there's that
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
After all these decades I still manage to shoe-horn "everybody's dead Dave" into so many conversations.
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I mentioned in passing that I haven't had a creme egg yet this year and today I came home from work to 25 creme eggs - he's a keeper!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
It's not like poison dart frog are even indigenous to Russia. Putin's like if a cartoon villain was real life and evil
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Language evolves, I have no problem with that. EXCEPT for the seemingly ubiquitous use of "entitled" to mean "self-entitled" which irks me way more than is rational. Its the opposite and my brain no likey!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Had a voice mail from a pleasant sounding South African guy wanting me to call back about doing an article on "the business" No idea which business but it sounded important so if the message was meant for you, please call the guy back. Sorry, didn't catch his name or the return number he gave
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
My carrot went weird
Weird carrot
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I spent many years dealing with and working through my anxiety and I was doing ok. Now I'm back to waking up with amorphous feelings of dread and near panic. Awesome!!!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The news is depressing/aggravating me so much I have spent $120 on plants about it Civilization may be crumbling into nazi rubble but I have pretty flowers to sit beside so I'm good (kinda..ish...coping...sorta)
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Sometimes you just really need to clear out your brain with some very high volume Clash songs Now is that time
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
No more work til Friday, so yay! Four days of pootling in the garden coming up - happy times
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Is it time to bring out the guillotines yet?
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Dear Santa, For crimbo I would really like for everyone on the internet to stop tapping their fake nails on everything, I don't know who decided it should be a thing but they're wrong, it shouldn't, its driving me a bit peculiar Thank you
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Keeping my fingers crossed that the reason he hasn't posted is he's stroked out from the stress and is now a drooling vegetable
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
It would be cool if we could stop playing semantics about perverts and age ranges. A nonce is a nonce and rape is rape! Thank you for your attention to this matter
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Henceforth I shall be misperceiving how I feel. It seems a fitting frame of mind for our current dystopia
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I assume the people/corporations that make big donations got on the phone to dem leadership and told them profits are hurting so if they want donations to keep flowing they better get the government reopened asap. I really wish there were more people with principles in elected office
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
As I see it, the plan is poor people get no health care so a lot will die before retirement age, or can't afford to retire and rich people don't need social security as they have private pensions so social security payments won't be a thing any more - lots more money for rich people!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Three bees, one poppy
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Trying to enjoy blackberry cobbler with a generous amount of evaporated milk and I miscalculated where my own leg was, slopped a load of evap milk all over my lap so now I'm sad and my trousers will soon smell of sour milk Life can be cruel
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The thing is, elon, the English really don't like being told what to do or what's best for them and this dislike becomes a burning resentment and defiance when it's an outsider doing the telling, so, with all due respect, stick your opinion about who we should follow all the way up your arse
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
What's that saying about 3 missed meals from chaos? Gonna be lots of people missing meals starting next week
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
"thank you for your attention to this matter" reads, to me, like he's flouncing out of the room in a miss-piggy-esque manner and that image brings me a moment of joy in dark times
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Why are we the only creatures who exchange huge chunks of out life to make someone else rich so we can pay bills (making more people rich) instead of just making ourselves a shelter and hunter-gathering what we need? We fucked up this whole "society" thing, time to go feral!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I can't help thinking of how certain people fled to Argentina at the end of the curfuffle in 1945. I'm sure the eagerness to prop up Argentina's current regime has nothing to do with the history repeating itself thing that we're living through, that would be too obvious of a plot line, surely
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I rarely know what day of the week we're on except my days off. I think my boss is trying to help me differentiate by giving me a schedule next week where I work different hours every day - no two days have the same start & finish time. Damn you for making me have to pay so much attention to days!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I live in the desert and yet have TWO tropical storms headed at me simultaneously! I feel like someone here must have really pissed off the ancient gods or some shit. Sod all rain for the last year then all the rain at once this weekend, should be fun!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Purple millet making their presence felt today
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Everything is shit but these Icelandic poppies burst forth with a display of beauty today, so there's that
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
So fucking tired of enduring a reality TV regime where nothing matters to those running the shitshow except optics and sound bites (and extortion, bribery and financial malfeasance as side hussles)
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
It seems like that odious little cunt Miller is spending more and more time in front of the camera. I preferred it when he stuck to the shadows, I know he's there nazi-ing around, I don't need to see or hear the wanker
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
After weeks of stressing the fuck out on account of my job going bye-bye, I have a new job! Yay! And I'm actually looking forward to it! Back to working in a plant nursery, taking care of plants instead of dogs again. Oh plus more money and less hours, which is very welcome
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
From what is saw of the London nonsense, it looks like mostly the same blokes who were marching with the national front and fighting in the terraces reliving their youth. Sad fuckers haven't moved on or grown up in 4 or 5 decades. Muppets then, Muppets now
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
This country has a very big problem with angry white boys
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Quite the dramatic sunset this evening!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Wildlife Wednesday on a Tuesday
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Just a theory but maybe they won't release any news until after the markets open on Tuesday so they can get all their insider trading done in advance. Until Tuesday morning he's most definitely the healthiest human ever and will live forever (but you can't see him, he's doing secret stuff)
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Since living in the US I no longer follow football but I guess the passion is still in there somewhere, proved by the absolute rage which inexplicably welled up in me at seeing trump holding the Jules Rimet trophy. Given all his nazi-ing, I know it's insignificant but that shit riled me up!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
My next day off will be in a month, at which time I will be unemployed. The people I work for are moving out of state and there's nobody to cover except me so I'm doing it all then my job goes away. I love my job, the people I work for drive me mental so I have mixed feelings about the situation
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
A gorgeous broad brush pastel sunrise this morning
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
But..but...trump held up a wad of blank paper he'd signed and declared a trade deal with UK was done weeks ago What starmer should be doing is sending the filth in there to escort him and his mob back to their plane, they seem to have entered the country fraudulently, what with the felonies n stuff
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
The boldest of the local coyotes, I wish he'd be a lil more afraid of humans. Love to see him strolling around like he owns the place but I've had to have stern words with him a few times to back off - no aggression from him, just curiosity, but it's not only cats that curiosity is a danger too!
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Sunrise this morning was moody and held the promise of rain which didn't arrive but tomorrow is another day
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randomwaffle.bsky.social @randomwaffle.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Murdoch played a large part in getting trump to where he is and has now decided to tear him down. I have no time for the guy, he's done more damage in the world than most but watching an odious cunt destroying the monster he made is amusing me
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