EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 9hBurn in hell, Dennis Hastert. Serial child rapist and the longest serving Republican Speaker of the House. The first part earned him the second part. 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 20hRevisiting a favorite tonight thanks to a new 4K from Severin. 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 21hEverything in the world may be terrible right now but today I met my friend's new dog. His name is Pepperoni and I would leave each one of you behind in a fire to save him. 72249
Reposted by EMKate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...avclub.comShout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn'tShout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't 6594309
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026COYOTE VS. ACME making 6x the gross of DIGGER is so embarrassing for Warners and Zaslav. 020
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Just remembered the Ellisons promised 30 movies a year. 52 weeks in a year. They're going to be their own competition non-stop. It's as dumb as opening three casinos on the same strip. 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wish there was a way for this to blow up in the Ellisons' face without thousands of people losing their jobs but there's nothing to be done about that. Democrat AGs across the country rolled over and cashed their checks. All we can do is try to find some enjoyment out of this upcoming disaster.  000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've gone and done it again. Didn't really add much more space but it's much easier to organize in there now. 050
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm glad it exists and that Iñárritu got this opportunity to make a massive bomb. 021
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026*checks degree drawer* Astronomy, Russian history, mime college. Nope. No MBA. 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't have an MBA but I think it's a bad idea to take on $80 billion in debt buying a second movie studio to make it MAGA at a time when the cult is dying and its figurehead is one erection at a toddler beauty pageant away from becoming maggot food. 140
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Well, I WAS going to surprise you with this for your birthday. I'll take it back to the dealer. Happy birthday, I guess. 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I accepted long ago that Paramount was going to corrupt their way into buying Warners. It's depressing as fuck but I take some solace in knowing this is not going to go well for them. 020
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Scott The OfficeALT: Michael Scott The Office 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just remembered the last shot of THE REVENANT. LMAO 001
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Since the previous pic was taken outside in the sun then I can assume that was from before you got bit. 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026All I'm saying is that if you're a back-to-back Oscar winner who thinks he's a genius, you have to come up with a better ending than what a teenager who watched too much Twilight Zone would write for his English class. 110
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everything I read about DIGGER months ago turned out to be true, and all I can say is... 110
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If the first I'm hearing of your movie is because you used AI in it, you've failed. Do better, Affleck. 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026About as much as can fit in Montresor's wine decanter, babe. 010
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I sometimes think the death penalty is an archaic artifact of a less enlightened time. But then I look at people like Tr*mp and M*sk. 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yup. I have multiple friendships currently that have lasted 10+ years where we've hooked up without any issue. It works with some people, others it doesn't. 000
Reposted by EMPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze. 841990162
Reposted by EMJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice 561706197
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Giving Iñárritu that second Oscar in 2015 instead of George Miller was a terrible decision back then and it looks even worse now. 120
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As someone who thinks Iñárritu is a pretentious dickhead who loves the smell of his own farts, these reviews for DIGGER are giving me life. 020
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's almost inspiring how a fraternity so multicultural like Chi Phi at Cornell can come together to commit rape for seven hours. 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I've never had a strong opinion on Taylor Swift one way or another but these takedowns have been brutal and I'm enjoying it.static.klipy.comBart Simpson Enjoying PopcornALT: Bart Simpson Enjoying Popcorn 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd never heard of "Choosin' Texas" until a couple of days ago. That makes me a "worthless fucking asshole undeserving of happiness or love who should die penniless in the gutter" according to Rolling Stone. 100
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Knowing I'd be stuck at home during the nor'easter, I went out to get some wood for a project. All done! 020
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026These shows are proof that sometimes violence is the only answer. Has a villain who got brutally killed in one season ever shown up to start trouble again later. Nope. No second chances. No "he's learned and will be better in a second term---" Oops. I mean, "season." 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026And if actual fascists' feelings get hurt, they can complain enough that everything gets retconned. 121
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Forgot to post my monthly Vinegar Syndrome and friends box. 000
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's Bi Visibility Day. This year has been one of personal growth in that area. Getting rid of a lot of hangups from my upbringing. So if you're still struggling, you'll get there. Trust me. 040
EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Clearly, an illegal immigrant snuck into his home the night before and turned it off. 010