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Just laugh at my jokes and no one gets hurt.

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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 9h
Burn in hell, Dennis Hastert. Serial child rapist and the longest serving Republican Speaker of the House. The first part earned him the second part.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
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oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 11h
Damn. Loophole.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 20h
Revisiting a favorite tonight thanks to a new 4K from Severin.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 21h
Everything in the world may be terrible right now but today I met my friend's new dog. His name is Pepperoni and I would leave each one of you behind in a fire to save him.
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been wondering what's actually up here for a while + you're not going to believe this but the answer is, once again, private equity. www.avclub.com/shout-factor...
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Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
Shout! Factory put old "lost" TV directly into fans' hands—until one day it didn't
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
COYOTE VS. ACME making 6x the gross of DIGGER is so embarrassing for Warners and Zaslav.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just remembered the Ellisons promised 30 movies a year. 52 weeks in a year. They're going to be their own competition non-stop. It's as dumb as opening three casinos on the same strip.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish there was a way for this to blow up in the Ellisons' face without thousands of people losing their jobs but there's nothing to be done about that. Democrat AGs across the country rolled over and cashed their checks. All we can do is try to find some enjoyment out of this upcoming disaster. 
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've gone and done it again. Didn't really add much more space but it's much easier to organize in there now.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm glad it exists and that Iñárritu got this opportunity to make a massive bomb.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup. And it's going to be great. Burn baby burn!
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*checks degree drawer* Astronomy, Russian history, mime college. Nope. No MBA.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you get pegged by Cathy, you've been...
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't have an MBA but I think it's a bad idea to take on $80 billion in debt buying a second movie studio to make it MAGA at a time when the cult is dying and its figurehead is one erection at a toddler beauty pageant away from becoming maggot food.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, I WAS going to surprise you with this for your birthday. I'll take it back to the dealer. Happy birthday, I guess.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I accepted long ago that Paramount was going to corrupt their way into buying Warners. It's depressing as fuck but I take some solace in knowing this is not going to go well for them.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott The Office
ALT: Michael Scott The Office
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just remembered the last shot of THE REVENANT. LMAO
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Since the previous pic was taken outside in the sun then I can assume that was from before you got bit.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All I'm saying is that if you're a back-to-back Oscar winner who thinks he's a genius, you have to come up with a better ending than what a teenager who watched too much Twilight Zone would write for his English class.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything I read about DIGGER months ago turned out to be true, and all I can say is...
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Patrick Vicious @alleywaykrew.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If the first I'm hearing of your movie is because you used AI in it, you've failed. Do better, Affleck.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
About as much as can fit in Montresor's wine decanter, babe.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I sometimes think the death penalty is an archaic artifact of a less enlightened time. But then I look at people like Tr*mp and M*sk.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th October 1st
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yup. I have multiple friendships currently that have lasted 10+ years where we've hooked up without any issue. It works with some people, others it doesn't.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you recognize the subway hijacker’s sneeze.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this works best if you read the caption in elizabeth holmes's voice
the liberty biberty puppet looking at nathan fielder saying, "why would i liberty biberty you?"
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Giving Iñárritu that second Oscar in 2015 instead of George Miller was a terrible decision back then and it looks even worse now.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As someone who thinks Iñárritu is a pretentious dickhead who loves the smell of his own farts, these reviews for DIGGER are giving me life.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's almost inspiring how a fraternity so multicultural like Chi Phi at Cornell can come together to commit rape for seven hours.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No Eyebrows Productions
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And filmed.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've never had a strong opinion on Taylor Swift one way or another but these takedowns have been brutal and I'm enjoying it.
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Bart Simpson Enjoying Popcorn
ALT: Bart Simpson Enjoying Popcorn
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'd never heard of "Choosin' Texas" until a couple of days ago. That makes me a "worthless fucking asshole undeserving of happiness or love who should die penniless in the gutter" according to Rolling Stone.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Knowing I'd be stuck at home during the nor'easter, I went out to get some wood for a project. All done!
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
These shows are proof that sometimes violence is the only answer. Has a villain who got brutally killed in one season ever shown up to start trouble again later. Nope. No second chances. No "he's learned and will be better in a second term---" Oops. I mean, "season."
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And if actual fascists' feelings get hurt, they can complain enough that everything gets retconned.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally did mine.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s your top 12 of the year so far? #filmsky
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Forgot to post my monthly Vinegar Syndrome and friends box.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's Bi Visibility Day. This year has been one of personal growth in that area. Getting rid of a lot of hangups from my upbringing. So if you're still struggling, you'll get there. Trust me.
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I lent Pazuzu some money when he needed it..."
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EM @randomscreename.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Clearly, an illegal immigrant snuck into his home the night before and turned it off.
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