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Trump is the Insurrection.

@randomoron.bsky.social
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Army Veteran 1967-1968 PATCO ATC, fired by Reagan in 1981 Trump is a moron

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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 10h
How much danger is Guilfoyle in?
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Sweetiesue1111 @sweetiesue1111.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Someone else did this and now I can't unsee it....
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Hoser, there's a party going on up here”
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think someone named Kashyap needs a nickname. Kashyap already has a perfectly good, built-in dog reference.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He wouldn't understand English or know what to do with a steering wheel.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sharks would be fine with eating a partially electrocuted but still conscious moron, so let's do both!
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trump is another 9/11
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Easy fix, Trump-style: Just use a sharpie to put a 1 in front of the existing numbers.
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Talarico campaign gets its wish
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
When I was in the Army, soldiers would be disciplined for getting a sunburn. Part of the rationale was the soldier's failure to properly care for government property.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
A warm welcome to all the Muslim anchor babies who will be born in this new U.S. territory!
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Look a little closer... here, let me zoom in for you. That wasn't Melania.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
And Melania...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Who doesn't love a snappy comeback? #November3rdWe8647
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
What kitty? All I see is grass.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I sometimes wonder if MAGA is even aware that Big Oil companies were unanimous in their total support of the Trans Alaska Pipeline.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The concertina wire adds a whole new dimension to the game! Next up, landmines in the sand traps!
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Capt.Ed @capt-ed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Edam is the only cheese in the world that is made backwards.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Yup... What we've been doing so far hasn't worked, and unless we can come up with something that works, maybe we should all just go home. Hey! THAT'S IT!!! LET"S ALL JUST GO HOME!!!
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's part of their training. My understanding is that all Mitch's doctors had to agree to be hypocritical oafs.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 23/07/2026
Saw a sign that said "Mitch McConnell is on Eternity Leave."
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Or this one for 100%
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The scientific reason Canada's smoke ends up in the USA is that the USA sucks.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
$1,000 at 4% for 20 years is $2,278.77.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wasn't it 350 feet the last time he talked about it? Now it's 300 yards? Inflation affects everything!
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Christo-Fascists lunatics who opened the portal to God over Washington DC on a no-bid contract yesterday didn't know it was supposed to be a one-way portal. How many more pedophile protecters will be sucked up before this is fixed?
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Corrupt immoral coward Lindsey Graham has died after a sudden illness and history will remember him as an insurrectionist who did everything he could in public office to help a vile deranged treasonous felon commit election fraud and sedition against the United States.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I don't think the folks who opened the portal to God over Washington DC yesterday knew it would allow two-way traffic.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
But then there wouldn't be those two new heavenly portals that were just opened over the White House and Mar a Lago, allowing the Holy Spirit to more easily communicate with Trump.
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🦋🖤Kat 🖤🦋 it's a bad dream... @katballew.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I want Freedom PV Powered Charge Stations
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Water vandalism has been an ongoing problem since at least the 60's, when Dylan wrote: "The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles"
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
He thinks one almighty God had cankles.
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 04/07/2026
Honestly, I’m just not feeling the 4th of July this year. Hard to celebrate America when SCOTUS is out here crowning a convicted felon and rapist king; especially one who openly plans on never leaving the White House. Anyone else struggling to find the spirit today?
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Does he not know that 11:00 is eleven O'clock, and what he's saying is eleven O'clock O'clock?
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Carolyn O'Daly @c-o-d.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"If everything around seems dark, look again, you may be the light." Rumi
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Randy Douglas @randydouglas.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I will assert, again, that the only reason to drive a Cybertruck is to save time going door to door to tell people you’re an asshole.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Yeah, what comes to mind when you hear "Teddy"?
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
JD has a lot to be humble about.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They sure get all puffed up about Greta, too.
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Elizabeth Wingfield @quirkygrrrl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Eagle with 11 stars is from the buttons on the Confederate Uniforms. The stars represent the 11 states that seceded to form the Confederacy.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
That must be the exclusive VIP seating.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Airplanes of different types, sizes and speeds should not share the same airspace, that's how disasters happen. What are the odds that a Trump fireworks display an order of magnitude larger than any previous fireworks display will find a way to go wrong and injure or kill someone?
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
He was Schlonged soon!
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Just spitballing here, but has anyone considered filling the pond with mercury instead of water?
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I haven't read it yet, but I fear Tommy ends up in jail.
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Trump is the Insurrection. @randomoron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
That dim awareness keeps his bodyguards with him 24/7
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