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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Just watched the *real* Odyssey, AKA Coyote VS ACME

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

People need to stop releasing books that look really really good, my TBR is already so long. so so long.

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Spider-Man, Spider-Man Does whatever a spider can West Virginia Mountain moma Take me home, Spider-Man

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

there's gotta be, right?

Jordan Myrick asking Caldwell Tanner "When you guys need money, can you just draw something and put it on Etsy?" And Caldwell responding, "If there was an Etsy for Transformers porn, yeah."

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

There once was a man from Dunkirk Who knew not how limericks worked He thought for a mite He’d gotten it right …But he had not.

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

The hell is this WhatPiece‽‽ How can the answer be both before AND after this arc 😭 It’s one or the other or during!!! Come on!!!

A screenshot from the website ‘WhatPiece’ displaying a grid of information about characters guessed to be the One Piece character of the day. The information shown suggests that the mystery character of the day was introduced both before AND after the “3D2Y” arc

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Whoever did the Netflix subtitles for Assassination Classroom needs to be goddamn assassinated classroomated, this is atrocious

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Battles, Badass Ladies, and Big Lizards! Check out my new video to find out why The Bone Raiders by Jackson Ford needs to be up next on your TBR, stat 🙌 #booksky #fantasybooks Remember to like, subscribe and share the video, it helps out a lot!🤘 youtu.be/c4q5SOWj_Gs?...

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You NEED To Read THE BONE RAIDERS!

YouTube video by Tom H. Jordan

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

TONIGHT! 6:30pm BST, head to my YouTube channel to find out why Jackson Ford’s #Rakada series needs to be up next on your TBR right now! #TheBoneRaiders #SistersOfTheLizard #BookSky youtube.com/@randomjot

A YouTube thumbnail- the host stands enthusiastically between two books; The Bone Raiders by Jackson Ford, and Sisters Of The Lizard by Jackson Ford. Across the image, bold yellow text reads “Read These Books!” with smaller white text underneath reads “Spoiler-Free Review”

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

We must always remember the four humors: Hee-Hee, Ha-Ha, Ho-Ho, and of course, Chortle

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

My review of Jackson Ford’s ‘The Bone Raiders’ will be going up on my channel soon!! Make sure to subscribe to be ready when the vid goes up! youtube.com/@randomjot

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

The people who make toasters and the people who make bread live in two completely different realities

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Headphones ran out of battery in middle of song incident, 10 dead 12 injured

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

next season: "the bachelor" featuring every grant

A group of 20 men who look and are dressed exactly like Grant O'Brien, posed for a photo with Sam Reich and Mark Reichard.

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

My crackbrained idea for a Primeval reboot that will never happen That’s Jacob Anderson in the first image (GoT, IWTV) - so have the new team led by him as the same character, and be compromised of other kids/people the og team helped out in the original series You could call it Primeval: Legacy

A screenshot from the uk tv show Primeval. Nick Cutter (Douglas Henshall) stands protecting Lucien Hope (Jacob Anderson). Cutter is soaked through and holds a crowbar in one hand, bracing to use it as a weapon.

A screenshot from the uk tv show Primeval. A young girl, Taylor, wears a cap and jacket, and has an inspired look on her face.

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Sam Lloyd @llamsoyd.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Jurassic Park doesn’t work without Sam Neill‘s note-perfect performance in the scene where they first see the Brachiosaurus. you completely forget that he’s looking off-screen at nothing real, that man 100% convinces you he’s witnessing a live dinosaur and that all of his dreams are coming true.

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Shoutout to the shadows cast by the chimneys on my roof for looking like two assassins waiting for their chance to strike

The shadow of a house over a large head; two shadows of two chimneys are prominent above the roof-line and look vaguely humanoid.

The same photo as the first in this post, except over the shadows of chimneys are hastily drawn two cloaked assassins, one in blue labelled ‘the student,’ the other in red labelled ‘the master.’ The student has his hood up, the master has his down.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Best “remove glasses to look at something unbelievable” in cinema history.

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Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise

Alt: Jurassic Park: Dr. Grant's Surprise

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

So alike. So peaceful

Two tuxedo cats peacefully resting next to each other

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Trying to buy an energy drink as a 30yr old in the UK these days:

A screenshot of the Spotify lyrics for “Six Feet Under The Stars” by All Time Low. The lyrics read “”Do you really need to see an ID?” This is embarrassing as hell”

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

thank you brennan for this incredibly thoughtful gift

Brennan holding up a framed photoshop photo of Sam Reich driving a powerboat with big font that says "Power Boat'em' above him.

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Sam Reich @samreich.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"i do one thing on this show, and that's eat s***" - brennan lee mulligan

A jury all voting for either Aabriya Iyengar or Vic Michaelis. Brennan Lee Mulligan looks at this and says "Did anyone want to vote for me to sort of even it up, or?"

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Spine @spineblade.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I made more potatoes They were extremely delicious

Photo of a bowl of roast potatoes with crispy golden brown skin and glistening with melted butter

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

A broken clock is right twice a day, except for the one on my folks’ oven, which resets every time there’s a powercut and believes the current year is 2014

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Watching recent @drawfeeshow.com episodes has a 💯 chance of increasing the amount you listen to DragonForce

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

The first rule of Light Club is Take a potato chip The 2nd rule is Eat it.

A screenshot from the anime ‘Death Note.’ Main character Light Yagami very dramatically bites into a potato chip.

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Black Torch getting an anime adaptation after all this time was absolutely not on my bingo card

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

There are not enough people out there talking about the Rakada series by Jackson Ford These are some of the funnest and books I’ve read in the fantasy genre and they deserve more love and attention! Do yourself a favour and get out there and read them! #books #reading #booksky #theboneraiders

the front cover of ‘The Bone Raiders’ by Jackson Ford. It depicts 5 women, clad in wRrior gear, with bones adorning their outfits. Behind them and the book title lurks a giant fire breathing lizard.

The cover of Sisters Of The Lizard by Jackson Ford. It depicts two female characters prominently and angrily facing each other. Behind, more characters look on, including a bald man who is summoning fire from his hand. In the background, there are two giant fire breathing lizards.

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Gamera Spinning (Darren) @gameraspinning.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

If you've been watching the back half of Season 4 of The Legend of Vox Machina, and you're like me, you might've been wondering who was voicing the Dark Bard character with the Australian accent. It was Tom Cardy, and if you don't know who what is, try this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjlY...

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

You’re a green one… …Mister Minch

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

The list of things I need to do and want to do on a given day really need to start having a bigger cross-section

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing so many people that mechanical pencils are better than normal ones

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If James And The Giant Peach were released today it would just be the set up for the Fruit Bowl Cinematic Universe

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The fact there are still tins/cans being produced *without* pull-tabs is this day and age, is frankly a crime

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Tom H. Jordan @randomjot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Hollywood will take literally any lesson from good movies *except* ‘just make a good movie’ it seems Anyway, can’t wait for Man Door Hand Hook Car Door: Origins to hit cinemas