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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus

@randomdeinonychus.bsky.social
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Godzilla & Star Trek fan, movie lover, and generally whatever you call a nerd who is bad at math. I'm also a father, married, and over 40. So I am what you would call an elderly Millennial. He/him.

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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
[Guy who mostly watches crap movies] I can't be the only one getting SORCERESS vibes from this poster, right?
Still from SORCERESS (1982) of a winged lion in space shooting lightning at a disembodied demonic woman's face.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30th / October 1st
Gamera from GAMERA VS. ZIGRA, looking his most "friend to all children" adorable.The "Trauma Gamera" suit from GAMERA 3, where the main character sees Gamera as demonic in her memories because he accidentally killed her parents.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Final shots that go hard. #GodzillaAgainstMechagodzilla
Final shot of GODZILLA AGAINST MECHAGODZILLA before the credits roll, showing the heroine Akane standing on Kiryu/Mechagodzilla's shoulder watching Godzilla in the distance swimming into the sunrise.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I remembered a lot more of CONQUEST than I thought, but I did not remember the villainous sorceress Ocron being accompanied by a very confused-looking fluffy dog that seems very alarmed by her antics. Maybe it's supposed to be a very cute wolf? But then it turns into a dude in metal armor, anyway.
Close-up on a white, fluffy dog that is clearly panting heavily as a woman's hand pets its head. Subtitles for off-screen dialog reads, "Light of all evil, hear me, Great Zora."Another close-up on the same white, fluffy dog that is clearly panting heavily as a woman's hand pets its head. Subtitles for off-screen dialog reads, "Only you can save me. (Dog whimpering)"
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am definitely going to have to watch CLUE: THE MOVIE tonight in Tim Curry's honor.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
OK, assuming this quote is real since I was shown it without context: why the fuck are you making a movie about The Sex Purge if this is your attitude?! You should be *adding* even more sex & nudity, like that unrated cut of SEX DRIVE that edited in random naked people and bouncing dick closeups.
Quote reads:

"One Night Only" Director Will Gluck Cut Out "So Much Nudity" Because People Dislike Sex On Screen: "It Takes You Out of the Movie"
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula.
Gyaos, from GAMERA VS. GYAOS. He is a kaiju that looks vaguely like a reptilian bat with a beak. He also feeds on humans for their blood.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Seeing an ad on Instagram from AARP about Alanis Morissette, one of my first major celebrity crushes, talking about going through menopause and the caption reminding me that "Jagged Little Pill" is 30 years old:
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.
Panel from GODZILLA: RULERS OF EARTH, where Godzilla grabs Anguirus by the tail and slams him into Mecha-King Ghidorah like a club.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Me examining a new follower
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Years ago I found this picture of a naked woman in the embrace of a bizarre alien and had no idea what the context was. To my delight, one of the Vinegar Syndrome partner label releases for July featured that very same image on its slipcover. I had to have it. vinegarsyndrome.com/products/fle...
Back of the slipcover for FLESH EATERS FROM OUTER SPACE. It shows a rubber suit alien monster with glowing eyes and sharp teeth embracing a naked woman with very 80s hair. (Only her butt is uncovered in the current pose, though)Front of the FLESH EATERS FROM OUTER SPACE slipcover. This shows a drawing instead of a photograph in the collage style, with a better look at the monster's face, a couple gory and action-packed images, a space ship, and what appears to be the same naked woman but drawn with a larger bust (that is strategically covered by the head of a mysterious man on a phone).
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hilariously, if it's the reel that I saw, it's from BUTTER. The movie about competitive butter sculpting, which is also apparently an allegory for Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton vying for the 2008 presidential nomination. Yes, really. I saw it and recall it being OK, but it has been a while.
A still from BUTTER (2011) showing a young girl standing next to a very goth Olivia Wilde with a bare midriff
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I had almost forgotten just how weird the song that plays during the killer chili scene is. It seems to sample Prince's "Kiss," and just keeps repeating lyrics about chili. And yes, killer chili. I can only assume someone involved was a fan of ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK. #Frostbiter
A dinosaur-like hand puppet is sticking out of a pot on a cabin stove. It is lightly covered in chili, because it was supposed to have formed from said chili.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Watching DEEBIE DOES DEMONS, which I only watched once before. The production values quickly reminded me of why that is the case, but I still have to give Jessa Flux all the props for being willing to go tits out in a cemetery in broad daylight.
Jessa Flux, a blonde, walks around behind a brunette woman dressed in a brown "period" dress with white lace on the sleeves, who is covering her cheeks with her hands. Jessa is dressed only in a black hooded cape, black panties, black stockings (not visible here), and a necklace. Jessa's right breast is fully exposed, the left is covered by the cape.Slightly different angle of the first image, see that for better description. Jessa has come further around the other woman.Jessa is reaching her right hand around to grab the other woman by the face now.Caption reads, "This is the greates night of your life." We have now cut to a close-up shot now where Jessa is holding the other woman by her face, and looking off to the side in a dreamy manner. We can now see that Jessa has a silver ring shaped like a snake on her right ring finger. (There is no nudity visible in this shot, but it is part of the same scene)
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The Mill Creek Ultraman Blu-ray sets actually were released so that they form a picture, but I opted for the steelbook versions because they took up less shelf space. Maybe I should rethink that...
The Mill Creek Blu-ray releases of the 7 original Ultraman series, showing the art they make when placed together on a shelf.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So the AMONG US cartoon show is great. Guess it's a good thing we hadn't canceled our evil Paramount+ sub yet, but we'll definitely do that now that we watched all 10 episodes.
Poster for the Among Us show, depicting a monstrous shadow looming towards a group of cremated around a table, with the banner "We're Not Dead" behind them.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Today I learned there is a movie named DICKNADO, and by far the cover art is the best part of it. This woman's face is the epitome of "over it." (Or, as most women I know would describe it, "Opening your DMs")
Cover of DICKNADO, which depicts a brunette woman dressed only in lingerie in stocking standing before the imahe of what looks like a tornado striking a fairground. The woman has a look that suggests she is mildly annoyed by her current situation.

The tagline says "You don't suck this dick. This dick sucks YOU!"
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It's not fair that X-Plus has an amazing figure of my favorite Gamera foe, Barugon, coming out this year and there is zero chance I can afford it. But hopefully some of you nerds can and I have thus made you aware of it: xplusna.com/products/bar...
Barugon, from GAMERA VS. BARUGON, with his dorsal spines lit up in a rainbow pattern. (Because he shoots a rainbow from his back in the movie)Image showing how Barugon's chameleon-like tongue can be extended. A shot of Barugon without his spines lit up.A shot of Barugon from the other side of the model. Also, his tongue is extended here.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I can't believe I watched I LOVE MARIA all the way through and it wasn't until I looked at Letterboxd that I realized the bumbling reporter was played by Tony Leung!
Tony Leung as the reporter who keeps losing his camera in I LOVE MARIA.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I feel like way too few distributors take advantage of the fact that you can store a lot of episodes of something on a Blu-ray and you don't necessarily have to make it HD. Discotek is a great company for this: a lot of their releases specifically tell you they're "SD on BD" for this reason
Image of the Discotek Blu-ray release of Street Sharks, which touts it as being "SD on BD" and "all 40 episodes in standard definition."
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My Twitter nickname for a good while, because @torible.bsky.social told me to do it, was "Colby Jack Slut." So I think that says my feelings about the best cheese right there.
A hunk of Colby Jack cheese, the best cheese, torn in half to show off the marbling.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I never watched any of the Disney Star Wars shows, so I have no true feelings about THE MANDALORIAN & GROGU. However, every time I am forced to see an ad for it on streaming I am struck by how *ugly* it looks. Why is most of it shot through an even uglier version of the Hollywood "Mexico" filter?
Meme showing two images of the same street. The top image says "Mexico" and is shot normally. The bottom says "Mexico in American movies" and is shot through a sepia-style filter.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Screenshot from KING KONG VS. GODZILLA of a government official standing with a crowd of military leaders saying, "If we're lucky, both will die."
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hilariously, even though REBIRTH OF MOTHRA II is my least favorite of the trilogy, I instantly recognized that this screencap is from that film. Mothra is mid-transformation, returning to regular rainbow form from Aqua Mothra. Aqua Mothra is my favorite Mothra design, despite the movie being a slog
Aqua Mothra from REBIRTH OF MOTHRA II. Basically what you would expect if a moth, a water bug, and a fish got spliced together.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This shot framing is insane for a scene of a CIA agent and a sub commander meeting for the first time. They look like they are about to make out any second. #Octopus
A close up shot of two male characters talking with mere inches between their faces.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Holy shit, I took a random chance on the French horror film THE DEEP DARK (2023) and it rules. Coal miners versus a Lovecraftian deity that seems to be mostly brought to life through puppetry and looks awesome. Definitely recommend it.
Poster for THE DEEP DARK, showing a clawed humanoid hand reaching down towards a group of miners.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Welp. I put on THE WHISTLE and, thanks to THE YETI having been a bit quiet I had the volume up a bit louder than usual. The very first shot of THE WHISTLE is a ref blowing one, and Jonesy was RUDELY AWAKENED by it. Luckily, she has accepted pets as an apology.
Jonesy, an orange cat, lying on a black leather couch. She looks confused because she was just rudely awakened from her nap.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Keep seeing ads for a "smart" bird feeder with live camera and AI bird identification. Knowing how reliable AI is, you would probably be better off being sent this meme for every single bird that shows up:
Still from an anime, where a man holding a textbook and wearing glasses is gesturing towards a butterfly. The subtitle reads, "Is this a pigeon?"
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I have had this Gumby Screen saved for ages and it goes nicely with this.
A claymation dinosaur holding an axe and testing the blade with its thumb.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Important: Tutu has a very tiny water droplet just sitting on her nose.
Extreme close-up on the face of Toothless (aka Tutu), a tortoiseshell tabby cat. There is a water droplet just sitting on her nose.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I can't decide which is the best part of the opening credits of NASTY NURSES: 1. The title card (below) 2. The editing being credited to "Sue De Nhim"
Title card for NASTY NURSES, which shows a real hospital sign with arrows directing the viewer to Emergency, Main Entrances, and Medical Offices.

The title "NASTY NURSES" appears below the sign, with an arrow pointing to it as well. (The arrow is also flashing on the title, but the ones on the sign do not)
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
The first shot of DRILLER--which is a porn parody of "Thriller," again--certainly sets a tone.
"The producers have made this motion picture to express their strong belief in the existence of the supernatural and in the reality of other dimensions and unseen realms."
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Rather annoyed to learn there is a movie where Olivia Taylor Dudley has THE UNTAMED-style tentacle sex...and it's currently not available to watch in the US. (Since Yellow Veil has the US rights, I assume a disc will be showing up on the Vinegar Syndrome partner label site at some point, but still)
Poster art for TOUCH ME (2025) depicting Olivia Taylor Dudley with a look of ecstasy on her face and a fleshy tentacle wrapped around her neck.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Forgot to share my latest haul from Vinegar Syndrome & Melusine on here where I know it would be appreciated. Obviously been holding off on a lot of purchases lately, but these called to me too hard to ignore. Only seen DEMONWARP and THE GHOST GALLEON before, but excited to dive into all of them.
Five 4K and Blu-ray discs cases. They are, starting from top left:

1. DEMONWARP
2. THE GHOST GALLEON
3. THE ROOST
4. NASTY NURSES and LET'S TALK SEX double feature
5. DRILLERThe five discs with their slipcover removed--except for THE GHOST GALLEON because it didn't have a slipcover.4 of the discs shown with their reverse cover art. (THE GHOST GALLEON is excluded because its reverse cover is just a still of the Blind Dead)A foldout poster that came with DRILLER. It shows a white brunette woman who is apparently naked except for a shredded shirt that says "DRILLER" on it. The shirt strategically covers her breasts, while a black box listing the film's credits covers her crotch.

The tagline at the top says "There's a little bit of the beast in all of us..."
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
It's also kind of wild how, for years, they have found a way to commission actually talented artists and somehow end up with some truly heinous art. Remember when they hired Jeff Zornow and we somehow got this?
Cover of Scream Factory's FROM BEYOND with Jeff Zornow cover art. It's truly hard to describe how ugly it is.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Love that my first thought reading this was not even of the correct Thing.
Poster for John Carpenter's THE THING.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Watching the 4K disc of my favorite movie ever, EVIL DEAD 2, because the mood struck me. I had completely forgotten that the SDH subtitles are fucking awful. Here is possessed Ash clearly & slowly enunciating, "Join Us," a line you hear multiple times and the subtitles get it TOTALLY WRONG.
Possessed Ash (Bruce Campbell) points at the camera. He is actually saying "Join Us!" but the captions say "You're nuts!"
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
We named our orange kitten Jonesy for obvious reasons.
Jonesy, an orange tabby kitten. She is peeking out of cardboard box and has very big eyes.A calmer photo of Jonesy, lying upside down with her chin in the air and looking smug.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I thought that first one was Tiamat from GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE at first. I'm guessing the designers of Tiamat took more than a little inspiration from that character.
Picture of the Hiya Toys figure of Tiamat. She is a serpent-like dragon kaiju with four small legs, fins running down her entire body, long catfish-like whiskers, and a frill on the back of her head that resembles flower petals.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Watching NEW YORK NINJA, the unfinished 80s film that Vinegar Syndrome edited together and redubbed, when I notice a theater marquee advertising NINJA III: THE DOMINATION.
The Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Always loved this Penthouse spread. Not only is her look here ridiculously sexy, but in another shot in the same spread she poses with an inflatable Godzilla.
Jenna Persaud on a beach, naked, leaning up against an inflatable Godzilla with its arms wrapped around hers.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Anyone searching "hugging" and "cuddling" for their porn is...going through some things.
Comic panel from Haus of Decline, showing a store employee saying "People are not doing well."
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can't help but notice that this cat looks a lot like our Tutu!
Toothless (aka Tutu), a tortie cat, napping on a blanket.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Now watching THE WAR OF THE WEREWOLF (2021) on Tubi. I was not suckered in by its typically "too good to be true" poster, but by the trailer that revealed the werewolf is a guy in a suit. Also, it has cheesy comic book panels in its opening credits, and I kind of love that.
Poster for THE WAR OF THE WEREWOLF in its original Chinese. Two werewolves are fighting in the foreground whils two women and a man do battle poses in the background. This appears to be on a dock somewhere.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
So #Tumblr seems to be back up, just as I was winding up a Tumbeasts reference...that most people aren't old enough to even remember.
A cartoon by The Oatmeal depicting strange furry beasts eating servers. Text reads:

"We'll be back shortly.

We may have forgotten to feed the wild Tumbeasts that roam our data center, resulting in gnawing and/or mutiny. Animal control has been alerted."
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Recommend an Alien movie 👽🖤
Poster for CREATURE (1985), also known as TITAN FIND.A more action-packed poster for CREATURE, though slightly more dishonest.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Still from BARBARELLA showing John Phillip Law as Pygar, the sexy angel. Jane Fonda, as Barbarella, is stroking his chest with a gleam in her eye.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This one is even thirstier!
Ad for Noodles & Company reading "Still thinking about those noodles?" The word "noodles" is circled.

The background is a hand sprinkling cheese over a bowl of noodles.
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Gavin vs. The Random Deinonychus @randomdeinonychus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I don't know who is responsible for Noodles & Company's new desperate, thirsty-ass ad campaign but they need to STOP. I'm not gonna fuck you, Noodles & Company!
Ad for Noodles & Company that has text reading "YOU LEFT US ON READ. but we're still here" over the image of spiral noodles in sauce and cheese.
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