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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well shit, now I HAVE to play this game
ULTRAKILL update notes from February 2025 noting that three songs from King Gizzard And The Lizard Wizard were added to the game. Includes an in-game screenshot of a drawing of the band as well as a lizard statue
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No nightmare, but the dream was about moving furniture. Found a Switch game in a cabinet despite not owning a Switch
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Got work in like 8ish hours and I'm recovering from a cold and decided 2 hours ago that now's a great time to finally watch the Back to the Rooms movie. I'm about to discover a new kind of nightmare once I put this phone down and sleep
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
First new Gemini video in 3 years and the WhisperedFaith finale(?) happening during the same weekend is pretty funny
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Edit of the "Live Susie & Ralsei Reaction" dialogue box from DELTARUNE. Susie is replaced by me and Ralsei is replaced by Sandwich Dexter
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Maybe the least surprising reference I've seen in this game
Screenshot from Rubato, the experimental 2D physics-based collect-a-thon. The "Blue-Handed Rubato" skin is on screen with the description "WE WERE HACKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". It's (probably) a reference to mariobluegloves.info
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It just keeps happening
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Edited screenshot from "Tim Opens The Final Present" by THAC. Instead of the text on screen saying "MERRY CRIM", it says "HAPPY PRONTH" in horrendous green/rainbow colors and sparkles. Happy Pronth
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Added to the "things to make when I do the vidya again" list
The EverymanHYBRID YouTube channel. It has 100,000 subscribers.Screenshot from the video "Channel Update 3: Mr. 1000 Edition" by me. The captions read "I won't upload, like, a 2-second video of me saying "garbanzo beans.""
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
So long story short, a coworker gave me most of their old PC for free a little while ago. After de-gunking it and getting a power supply, turns out it all still works. It's also significantly better than my decade-old PC- Toaster 3.0, aka the Dual-Core Dingus- so I decided it was time to upgrade
Picture of a desktop PC towerPicture of the interior of the previously shown PC tower. There is a noticeable amount of dust and debris on the bottom of the case, as well as no dust filterAdditional picture of the interior. There is even more dust on the motherboard's main PCIe slot. Two expansion slot covers are missing
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The extra fps were the difference-maker
Balatro screenshot of a winning run. The achievement "Completionist+" has been unlocked
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Is this good
Blender Open Data benchmark result for an RTX 4070. The combined samples per minute is 5485.84
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
GIRAFFICS CAR❕️
Zotac RTX 4070 Twin Edge OC
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
This is top secret don't look thank you
The sandwich aisle
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The answer is "yes, eventually"
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
New challenge: can the package containing the thing I bought escape the UPS CACH before the sun engulfs the earth
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Every time the onboard camera glitches during a NASA livestream I think "oh god this is when the found footage monster shows up"
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I understand people being sick of April Fools', but as a YouTube person I still appreciate it as an excuse for creators to try something new or different, even if it's only for a one-off. A lot of 4/1 vids are just throwaway gags, but the ones with serious work put into it? That's the good stuff
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
There's a little bit of snow outside. Just a pinch. Only a spoonful
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Only football player I've ever referenced in a video won a bowl of soup
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
The computers at work now have GIMP installed for some reason. Filters > Light and Shadow > Lens Flare, my beloved
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
So far I'm 4 for 4 this year on being sick as hell (in a bad way, not the cool way)
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
We ♥ Katamari REROLL + Royal Reverie screenshot showing the stage clear screen for the Cows and Bears stage. The Cowbear has been rolled up. "Amazing, they're real! A real cowbear. So fabulous." says the King. Kuro says nothing while doing a silly pose on the King's toe.
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Sometime today, 15 years ago, I uploaded my first YouTube video that I didn't immediately delete. I truly had no idea what I was getting myself into
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Took over 7 years and learning how to use a controller, but I finally beat Cuphead. Onto Shovel Knight, which I started literally over a decade ago and never beat. Why am I like this
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Had one of "those" runs for the first time (Would've reached Ante 16 but got very unlucky and died to [Pin]Wheel)
Balatro game over screen. Best Hand: 8.959e18, Ante 15, Round 41. Jokers: Arrowhead, Blueprint (Holographic), Baron, Mime, Perkeo. Also features 50 Jupiters
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Random Bread Hits New Low at "Accursed" Job, Recreates Cookie Clicker in Excel Spreadsheet "Just to Feel Something"
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
SILKSONG TODAY That means it's time to play Hollow Knight for the first time because it's been sitting in my library for 5 entire years. I'll try to play Silksong before the end of the decade
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Same goes for cows
Screenshot from Katamari Damacy REROLL at the end screen for the level Taurus. The clear condition- roll up one (1) cow- has been achieved with the Holy Cow, the largest available in the level. The King of All Cosmos is saying "Unbelievable." So true.
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I never want to look at a bear again
Screenshot from the Katamari Damacy (REROLL) level Ursa Major. The level has ended due to its clear condition being achieved: rolling up one (1) bear. The bear rolled up in the screenshot is Kintaro-Bear, the largest available in the level.
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Every now and then the Slenderseries shitposting part of my brain wakes up up, says something like "Asgore car gif but it's EMH Jeff running over Slenderman in Ashen Waste" and then goes dormant again for several months
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Nubby
(Nubby's Number Factory screenshot)
Nub-tastic!
RESTOCK x111
SUPER SCORE
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
So I WAS going to quickly finish the last third(?) of Deltarune Chapter 2 (haven't played it since it released) the day before Chapters 3/4 drop, but due to technical issues probably having to do with the fresh OS install I did last year, my save file is gone. OOPS
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Nearly 9 years and I never removed the extremely obvious "remove before use" sticker what am I doing
An EVGA GeForce GTX 960 SC installed in a desktop computer. A protective sticker is on the central portion of the fan with red text clearly reading "REMOVE PROTECTIVE FILM BEFORE USE" repeatedly
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
DISC
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
PAX JUMPSCARE
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Celebrating Alex Kralie's birthday today by going to the theater to see the Minecraft movie
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I think this is the first year since at least 2017 where I'm doing absolutely nothing for April 1st. 2018 I posted like myself circa 2011, 2019 was the T11 fakeout, 2020 I "disappeared", 2021 was Update 3, 2022 was an off-channel video, 2023 was "EMB 2", and 2024 was also off-channel
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If I don't have a new video at least 50% done before Silksong is even announced I'm probably done for
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
When I was younger I hiked up Mt. Washington with family, and I was comically unprepared for it. It was cold, wet and windy, and I was nearly out of energy. Hikers would pass by and say I was almost at the top, and then the fog would roll back to reveal even more mountain. I thought I was gonna die
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Guess what
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm roughly one rejected transfer application away from the Random Bread Crash Out. I would like to avoid that, if possible
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The only thing I miss about my old account is when I'd get notified that someone followed, I see that it's very obviously an in-game account for a webseries, and their followed list is something like: - In-game accounts of popular webseries - Webseries creators - Night Mind/Nexpo/etc. - Random Bread
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
For reference: The common workplace PC programs tier list, ranked by effectiveness in shitposting/being funny (in my experience, at least)
S: Paint, PowerPoint
A: Snip & Sketch
B: Word, Notepad++
C: Excel
D: Sticky Notes, Calculator, Acrobat Reader, 7Zip
Meme Distributor: Skype, Outlook, OneDrive
Meme Acquirer: Edge
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Found out that HitFilm (the video editing software I've used since 2017) is pretty much dead. Company was bought out, updates got progressively worse & as of the 15th the site redirects to some other trash. My 2021 copy is fully functional & will continue to be on Toaster 3.3, but yeah, huge bummer
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
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Balatro screenshot with a score of 3.548e11
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Gonna try to move fast. Not really sure what that entirely means yet, but I'll try it. Beats doing nothing
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Bread @random-bread.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
My game of the year, because it's the only game released this year that I've played (and also it's really good)
(It's Balatro)
Card 2: Toad from the Super Mario Bros. Super Show
Cards 3, 4, 6: Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory as a sandwich (Season 2, Episode 35c)
Card 5: Pikachu from card 60/64 of the Jungle expansion for the Pokémon Trading Card Game
Card 1: Y-list YouTuber Random Bread
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