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Randy Perry

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A bold new take on the beloved classic

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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 4h
I assume they’re just bad tattoos.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 5h
WHALEFALL: man, Austin Abrams has had a rough month.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 7h
The algorithm keeps serving me this ad for this much-loved long-standing Halifax restaurant, and the more I look at it the less I want to eat there.
Ad for Maurizio’s with a man and a woman at adjacent tables LADY AND THE TRAMPIng what appears to be a long piece of plastic tubing. I think they’re supposed to look interested in each other, but it might just be constipation. Then you notice a third person’s hand resting behind the woman. She’s a dirty cheater! 

I don’t think it’s AI, but who the fuck knows these days?
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 9h
Made a profession out of breaking your heart You call it lies, I call it art VERY much into all of the new U2 music we've had this year.
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U2 - The Greatest Show On Earth
YouTube video by U2VEVO
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 11h
I might not get to see YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING until Saturday.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 11h
I WANT IT.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 12h
Regardless, I will buy 10,000 tickets for this movie. CINEMA!
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 12h
The last line made me cackle... ... ... ... ... ... and yet I think "You're fired" would be 100 times better.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
(Great quote, but it was Jack.)
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I wasn't sure if its release would be wide enough to include Halifax - the fact that it's at the theater closest to me (like, an 8-minute walk) is just perfect.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Me going to Park Lane to see THE DEVILS this weekend...
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Attn @itsonlyzach.bsky.social
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
GETTING ON revival when, Mr. Ellison?
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I Sailed To Tahiti With an All-Girl Crew For Tax Purposes
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This weekend I watched OTHER MOMMY and VERITY and episode 3 of EAST OF EDEN - it’s the “Maybe women shouldn’t be mothers” trifecta.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
VERITY: you’re telling me they made a movie with Anne Hathaway and Dakota Johnson in which a character spends most of the movie dead behind the eyes and that character was NOT the one played by Dakota Johnson?
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Excellent idea… best horror film of the last 10-15 years, if you ask me.
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 11/10/2026
The Monolith and the Apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jesus Gene wtf.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
More often than not, this is my pick for both greatest Fellini movie AND greatest final shot in movie history.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You should totally see Mulholland Drive at some point, unless you’re just not a Lynch Person, which is fine.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The weekend of the 25th anniversary of the theatrical release of MULHOLLAND DRIVE seemed like a perfect weekend to rescue this from the other site.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
~ FIN ~
The brunette, lying in bed, gazes lovingly at the blonde and says "Good night, sweet Betty."Back to the theatre from earlier. A regal blue-haired woman in an ornate chair says "Silencio."
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Cuddle up baby Move in tight We'll go dancing tomorrow night It's cold out there, but it's warm in bed They can dance We'll stay home instead
The two women are in bed, about to kiss.The blonde says "Have you ever done this before?"
The brunette replies "I don't know. Have you?"The blonde adds "I want to, with you." (Seriously, this scene is legit hot.)
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Come on baby, let's not fight We'll go dancing Everything will be all right
The blonde (or is it?) is in the back seat of a car, about to get out.The brunette (or is it?) beckons the blonde to get out of the car.The brunette (or is it?) leads the blonde (or is it?) up a tree-lined pathThe two women arrive at the end of the path; both appear happy.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
'Cause you're my lady I'm your fool It makes me crazy when you act so cruel
The blonde (or is it?) looking heartbroken at something we can't see.A reverse shot: the brunette (or is it?) and the man with the golf club are sitting in a car looking very intimate. The brunette is looking in the direction of the blonde.The blonde (or is it?) looking heartbroken and repulsed at something we can't see.A reverse shot: the brunette (or is it?) and the young woman from the head shot have just kissed; the brunette's lipstick is smeared on the young woman's lips.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You turned a bright spark into a flame My beats-per-minute never been the same
The blonde, now looking concerned, says to the brunette "I know what you have to do, but let me do it."A reverse shot of the brunette looking worried, as the blonde gently caresses her cheek.The two women look in a mirror. The brunette is now sporting a blonde bob, and the blonde says to her "You look like someone else."
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You take the grey skies outta my way You make the sun shine brighter than Doris Day
The blonde gets out of a yellow cab, looking skyward with a big, happy expression on her face.The blonde, still with a big, happy expression on her face, walks arm-in-arm with the elderly woman from earlier.
The blonde in a kitchen, still with a big, happy expression on her face.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wake me up before you go-go Cause I'm not planning on going solo Wake me up before you go-go And take me dancing tonight I wanna hit that high
A close-up of the man with the golf club, in a different location. He's looking over his shoulder and says "This is the girl."
The young woman from the head shot, now standing at a microphone, looking very happy and appearing to sing a song.Back to the diner. The blonde (or is it?) sits at a table with a man and points at an head shot (or, in her words, an "actress's photo resume"), saying "This is the girl."A close-up of this second head shot, the brunette from earlier (or is it?). We can see enough of the name at the bottom to identify that it says "Camilla Rhodes".
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wake me up before you go-go Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo Wake me up before you go-go I don't want to miss it when you hit that high.
Two men in suits, looking grumpy, in an office with Ryan Entertainment on the wall. One man has a briefcase in front of him and says "This is the girl."Two other men in the same office. One has a golf club on the table in front of him; he looks perplexed.A close-up of a black-and-white head shot of a very pretty young blonde woman.Another view of the head shot, this time with the name "Camilla Rhodes" visible.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was dreaming, but I shoulda been with you instead
The blonde, with a big happy smile on her face, says "And now I'm in this… dream place."
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You left me sleeping in my bed
A close-up of a pillow with a red pillow caseA woman lies on a bed, asleep. Curtains are open enough to indicate that it's daytime. The color of the sheets and pillow case match the previously seen pillow.A man in a cowboy hat, neckerchief, and coat appears in a doorway and says "Hey pretty girl… time to wake up."The woman, now awake and sitting up. It's the blonde from earlier (or is it?); she appears unhappy.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My best friend told me what you did last night
A man in a diner looks over his shoulderA reverse shot; a second man at the cash register looks back at the first man.The blonde (or is it?) looking disheveled and unhappy, sits at a table in the diner, looking towards the same spot the first man did.A reverse shot; the first man, now standing at the cash register, looks towards the blonde.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Something ain't right
Two men on a stage in front of a red curtain. A man in a white jacket has his arms extended and is holding a trumpet in one hand. A man in a black jacket looks on.A close-up of the man in the black jacket with an evil grin on his face, partially obscured by smoke.The two women from earlier (the brunette now wearing a blonde wig, resembling the other woman) sit in a theatre, looking concerned and holding each other, bathed in blue light.A woman on stage standing in front of a microphone, about to faint.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But something's bugging me
The elderly couple, now in the back seat of a car, smiling very creepily. She has her hand on his knee.
An old woman in a doorway, saying to the blonde "Someone is in trouble. Who are you?"A close-up of a very dirty person with matted hair and piercing, empathetic, alert eyes.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jitterbug into my brain Goes a bang-bang-bang 'til my feet do the same
The blonde and an elderly couple, smiling and bathed in light, superimposed over young people dancing against a purple backgroundThe blonde, smiling and bathed in light, superimposed over young people dancing against a purple background
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You put the boom-boom into my heart You send my soul sky-high when your loving starts
Two women sit on a couch; a blonde stares lovingly at a brunette, who gazes, confused, into the distanceThe same two women, now outside near a payphoneA close-up of the same two women, gazing happily at each other
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jitterbug *snap* *snap*
Another collage of young people dancing against a purple background
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jitterbug *snap* *snap*
Another collage of young people dancing against a purple background
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jitterbug *snap* *snap*
A collage of young people dancing against a purple background
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Jitterbug *snap* *snap*
An abstract purple and black image, possibly silhouettes of people
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Alanis has a holiday album coming out called "Good Weather For Immaculate Conception". I have several questions, most of them about the title.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Booked Covid and flu shots. There are two pharmacies equidistant from our place, but in opposite directions. Did I book at the one near the German bakery so I could get a treat on the way home? What do you think?
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One other thing: this shot from the trailer that people were making fun of does appear in the movie, but the monitor in the foreground does NOT have THE WALL STREET JOURNAL in giant font. That’s just a trailer shorthand trick.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wish it had more scenes of Betty Gilpin Has Had Enough Of Your Bullshit, but that’s true of most things.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
No, it’s nowhere near as good as THE SOCIAL NETWORK, which may be Fincher’s best movie. And it doesn’t have anything as great as that movie’s first 10 minutes. But there’s is definitely enough good stuff here that it’s worth watching.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, there’s a line where Jeremy Allen White sort of explains “mansplaining” to Mikey Madison, but I‘ll allow it because it was really funny. And there’s a bit about banana daiquiris that made me cackle.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THE SOCIAL RECKONING: lord help me, but I thought it was good! Sorkin’s directing is its weakest element, but there’s some solid writing and some fantastic performances.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope that when you say the name of the movie you use Steven Wright's mangled pronunciation from the Reservoir Dogs soundtrack.
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Randy Perry @randois.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Coming soon... *snap* *snap*
An abstract image, purple and black.
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