clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026also wrote about “headspace” which isnt real but i wanted to imagine it -🐍 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i THINK jack is probably the closest to the OG alter using our given name, and possibly judas is our childhood nickname?? cuz our legal name was only used at school or when we were in trouble and idk. it makes sense to me that it could be jack. but the nickname has no basis rlly just vibes 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026no-one is claiming either name theyre all just like, ignoring me while i shout from the hallways and connecting rooms and shit 120
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026so like as a kid we had two names and i think maybe those were our first parts? but im trying to figure out who they are now 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026girls will eat two cookies, go back for a third, then not want the cookie… -🐍 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I am being helpful and finding things out for our future memoir okay? 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Asking their mother weird ass questions that always start with “When” or “Do you remember” -🔍 130
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had to update pinned because new headmate & Mallory threw a fit about not being allowed online 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we’re the clowncar system. we’re bodily 20 and collectively genderqueer. everyone’s new sign-offs are as follows: judas: 👁️ jer: 🤡 RERM: 🤖 Salvius: 🫀 dee: 🌀 jack: 🐺 Micah: 🌻 doe: 🦌 Arthur: 🔍 helena: 💜 jade: 🐍 mallory: 🦎 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wow fuck you too delilah you really have to play all these song that remind me of my trauma tonight, right after i narrowly avoided a breakdown over skittles? -🤡 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this fuckass song. is so fucking old. why has the radio played it. twice. within my memory. fucking. trauma song. bullshittery! -🤡 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in all seriousness though: I LOVE MY MUTUALS 🖤🖤🖤 it has been so rad seeing yall grow and change over the years thru your posts!! 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/08/2026so many years of loyal mutualship. i should give all of you a gift basket for your tolerance of my shit 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guy finding a random knife on the ground voice: Oh boy! *pockets it* I sure hope this hasn’t been used to kill someone! 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oops the song made something happen! Anyway the cat crawled on my lap and I feel—well the stomach ache is coming back. -🔍(🦌) 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Having Arthur in cofront is a strange reversal of what we’re used to. He’s… Not doing the best? He wrote a little and it upset him. 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Anyway! So far in my second ever time fronting (!!) I have listened to music, made a snack platter for Arthur, watched ten or so minutes of a horror movie, and written for the first time! Oh also killed the dab pen… oops? -🦌(🔍) 120
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026SOMEONE forgot the emoji key HE CREATED! (It was Judas) -🦌(🔍) 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026it is not easy. i haven’t even ONE prose poem done yet 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 01/08/2026tonights plan: drink two twisted teas, brainstorm, write twelve prose poems. easy, breezy, covergirl 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026im scared to write fiction. genuinely terrified when i take it seriously. i feel so out of my depth -🐺 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026the funniest thing about listing alters is that it looks like im only respecting three of them—Salvius, Arthur, and Micah. but in truth the rest of us just don’t care if our name isn’t capitalized. -👁️ 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026okay i made a post for us to have emoji sign offs. i can’t guarantee everyone will remember to use them, tbh, but oh well. -👁️ 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026should we start using sign-offs so you all know who’s who when we post? it seems efficient and most of us already have an emoji we use to tag our poems on instagram… 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026idk how to help in the situation between dee and micah but god i want to. i also just want to study them and see what happens but i am not permitted to do so. frustrating. 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026sorry for having beef with everyone’s sweetheart. ik i have problems ok 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026jurgen lietner monologue but its me about micah 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 23/06/2026dw guys jack is back in town. ik you all missed me so so much. no need for fanfare calm yourselves. no seriously guys chill out 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Last night I cried for the first time. It was not fun! 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Your emojis just reminded me that I wanted to make tea today! Thank you :-) 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Literally the only thing they know is how I died 😭 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Kinda wild showing up to the afterlife and being told I came from a PODCAST of all things. And that I’m a side character who people know very little about… 120
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Also remembered yesterday that I had a white cat named Whiskers. I miss him. 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hi Micah here—Today I remembered my parents and my uncle and also the time I cracked a rib! It really helps to write. But I worry they aren’t real memories. But then, I’M not a real PERSON! Hahaha :-D 230
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hi guys it’s M I thinkkkk I’m gonna go by Micah actually. We’re in Colorado and I’m verrrry tired :( 010