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clowncar 🤡🚗

@rancidjester.bsky.social
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he/it • 20 * all-purpose queer * disabled * neurodivergent * system * writer, artist, dreamer

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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
also wrote about “headspace” which isnt real but i wanted to imagine it -🐍
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i THINK jack is probably the closest to the OG alter using our given name, and possibly judas is our childhood nickname?? cuz our legal name was only used at school or when we were in trouble and idk. it makes sense to me that it could be jack. but the nickname has no basis rlly just vibes
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
no-one is claiming either name theyre all just like, ignoring me while i shout from the hallways and connecting rooms and shit
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
so like as a kid we had two names and i think maybe those were our first parts? but im trying to figure out who they are now
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
theorizing… -🐍
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
girls will eat two cookies, go back for a third, then not want the cookie… -🐍
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am being helpful and finding things out for our future memoir okay?
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Asking their mother weird ass questions that always start with “When” or “Do you remember” -🔍
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Had to update pinned because new headmate & Mallory threw a fit about not being allowed online
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we’re the clowncar system. we’re bodily 20 and collectively genderqueer. everyone’s new sign-offs are as follows: judas: 👁️ jer: 🤡 RERM: 🤖 Salvius: 🫀 dee: 🌀 jack: 🐺 Micah: 🌻 doe: 🦌 Arthur: 🔍 helena: 💜 jade: 🐍 mallory: 🦎
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wow fuck you too delilah you really have to play all these song that remind me of my trauma tonight, right after i narrowly avoided a breakdown over skittles? -🤡
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this fuckass song. is so fucking old. why has the radio played it. twice. within my memory. fucking. trauma song. bullshittery! -🤡
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in all seriousness though: I LOVE MY MUTUALS 🖤🖤🖤 it has been so rad seeing yall grow and change over the years thru your posts!!
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
so many years of loyal mutualship. i should give all of you a gift basket for your tolerance of my shit
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
augh -👁️
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I am the King in Yellow’s Fail Son -🦌
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Oh yeah I forgot the emojis… My mistake! -🔍
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yippee ground knife!!!
a stainless steel knife, closed, on a hand.
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Guy finding a random knife on the ground voice: Oh boy! *pockets it* I sure hope this hasn’t been used to kill someone!
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Gay Ass Poem -🦌(🔍)
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oops the song made something happen! Anyway the cat crawled on my lap and I feel—well the stomach ache is coming back. -🔍(🦌)
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Having Arthur in cofront is a strange reversal of what we’re used to. He’s… Not doing the best? He wrote a little and it upset him.
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Anyway! So far in my second ever time fronting (!!) I have listened to music, made a snack platter for Arthur, watched ten or so minutes of a horror movie, and written for the first time! Oh also killed the dab pen… oops? -🦌(🔍)
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
SOMEONE forgot the emoji key HE CREATED! (It was Judas) -🦌(🔍)
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it is not easy. i haven’t even ONE prose poem done yet
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
tonights plan: drink two twisted teas, brainstorm, write twelve prose poems. easy, breezy, covergirl
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
im scared to write fiction. genuinely terrified when i take it seriously. i feel so out of my depth -🐺
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the funniest thing about listing alters is that it looks like im only respecting three of them—Salvius, Arthur, and Micah. but in truth the rest of us just don’t care if our name isn’t capitalized. -👁️
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
okay i made a post for us to have emoji sign offs. i can’t guarantee everyone will remember to use them, tbh, but oh well. -👁️
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
should we start using sign-offs so you all know who’s who when we post? it seems efficient and most of us already have an emoji we use to tag our poems on instagram…
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
idk how to help in the situation between dee and micah but god i want to. i also just want to study them and see what happens but i am not permitted to do so. frustrating.
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
whipping and nae naeing all over the place
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
sorry for having beef with everyone’s sweetheart. ik i have problems ok
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i dont like him
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
jurgen lietner monologue but its me about micah
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
baby wants a cigarette
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why do I have a little lisp???
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
thats also a joke ik some of you care a little
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
this is a joke ik none of you care me
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
dw guys jack is back in town. ik you all missed me so so much. no need for fanfare calm yourselves. no seriously guys chill out
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Last night I cried for the first time. It was not fun!
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Your emojis just reminded me that I wanted to make tea today! Thank you :-)
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Literally the only thing they know is how I died 😭
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Kinda wild showing up to the afterlife and being told I came from a PODCAST of all things. And that I’m a side character who people know very little about…
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Also remembered yesterday that I had a white cat named Whiskers. I miss him.
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Hi Micah here—Today I remembered my parents and my uncle and also the time I cracked a rib! It really helps to write. But I worry they aren’t real memories. But then, I’M not a real PERSON! Hahaha :-D
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
man i just cant get inspired to write today…
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
got my first tattoo today
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I want to go bed but I’m waiting until 9pm
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clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Hi guys it’s M I thinkkkk I’m gonna go by Micah actually. We’re in Colorado and I’m verrrry tired :(
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