clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Had to update pinned because new headmate & Mallory threw a fit about not being allowed online 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026hi we’re the clowncar system. we’re bodily 20 and collectively genderqueer. everyone’s new sign-offs are as follows: judas: 👁️ jer: 🤡 RERM: 🤖 Salvius: 🫀 dee: 🌀 jack: 🐺 Micah: 🌻 doe: 🦌 Arthur: 🔍 helena: 💜 jade: 🐍 mallory: 🦎 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wow fuck you too delilah you really have to play all these song that remind me of my trauma tonight, right after i narrowly avoided a breakdown over skittles? -🤡 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this fuckass song. is so fucking old. why has the radio played it. twice. within my memory. fucking. trauma song. bullshittery! -🤡 000
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/08/2026in all seriousness though: I LOVE MY MUTUALS 🖤🖤🖤 it has been so rad seeing yall grow and change over the years thru your posts!! 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 25/08/2026so many years of loyal mutualship. i should give all of you a gift basket for your tolerance of my shit 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guy finding a random knife on the ground voice: Oh boy! *pockets it* I sure hope this hasn’t been used to kill someone! 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Oops the song made something happen! Anyway the cat crawled on my lap and I feel—well the stomach ache is coming back. -🔍(🦌) 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Anyway! So far in my second ever time fronting (!!) I have listened to music, made a snack platter for Arthur, watched ten or so minutes of a horror movie, and written for the first time! Oh also killed the dab pen… oops? -🦌(🔍) 120
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026SOMEONE forgot the emoji key HE CREATED! (It was Judas) -🦌(🔍) 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 02/08/2026it is not easy. i haven’t even ONE prose poem done yet 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 01/08/2026tonights plan: drink two twisted teas, brainstorm, write twelve prose poems. easy, breezy, covergirl 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026im scared to write fiction. genuinely terrified when i take it seriously. i feel so out of my depth -🐺 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026the funniest thing about listing alters is that it looks like im only respecting three of them—Salvius, Arthur, and Micah. but in truth the rest of us just don’t care if our name isn’t capitalized. -👁️ 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026okay i made a post for us to have emoji sign offs. i can’t guarantee everyone will remember to use them, tbh, but oh well. -👁️ 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026should we start using sign-offs so you all know who’s who when we post? it seems efficient and most of us already have an emoji we use to tag our poems on instagram… 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 13/07/2026idk how to help in the situation between dee and micah but god i want to. i also just want to study them and see what happens but i am not permitted to do so. frustrating. 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/07/2026jurgen lietner monologue but its me about micah 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 23/06/2026dw guys jack is back in town. ik you all missed me so so much. no need for fanfare calm yourselves. no seriously guys chill out 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Last night I cried for the first time. It was not fun! 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Hi Micah here—Today I remembered my parents and my uncle and also the time I cracked a rib! It really helps to write. But I worry they aren’t real memories. But then, I’M not a real PERSON! Hahaha :-D 230
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Hi guys it’s M I thinkkkk I’m gonna go by Micah actually. We’re in Colorado and I’m verrrry tired :( 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 09/06/2026ive just gotten sick and my brother is cleaninf it up. soooo fuckinf drunk 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/06/2026do YOU want to be emailed lyrical prose and mediocre poetry every single day of your life? subscribe to my goddamn substack plz 120
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/06/2026literally i have more followers here than i do free subscribers on substack. whadda hell 110
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 08/06/2026im in substack hell. in the damn trenches trying to write viral notes. can my writing just do the talking? 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 06/06/2026anyway if yall dont have my instagram or substack and want them DM us. we’re trying to get to 500 on insta and 100 on substack 130
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 06/06/2026yea yea yea… fuck yea! bad apple monster B)) AND! meat stick >B)) 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 06/06/2026oh yea there was a little schism in our system between introjects and the main system and Dee said I get honorary introject status for basing most of my personality on one kin. RERM also gets honorary introject status. 030
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 06/06/2026its too damn hot (its like. not that hot but still) 020
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Hi! I’m new here and was told to make myself known here. You can call me M! Nice to meet you all :) 230
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 04/06/2026oh okay we have to talk to our psychiatrist to get a diagnosis. thats why therapist was telling us to tell her… 010
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 03/06/2026conversing as a system is so hard we’re nauseated 040
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 27/05/2026once i have a book out imma blow up and act like i dont know nobody 🥰 /j im totally gonna hype up my fellow writers 040
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 27/05/2026guys im a respected member of the literary community i have a goddamn. google ai summary. the fuckkkk 240
clowncar 🤡🚗 @rancidjester.bsky.social · 15/05/2026oh yea im WORKING the capstone i dont get to sit in the audience like my boy 020