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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun

@ralphy.ca
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People have thrown dirt on my name and others have given flowers. But it's all a garden to me. Beloved pervert. Vancouver. Venter. Shitposter. America's sweetheart.

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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 2h
Is she speedrunning CTE?
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 3h
It sucks because I could've used that for sleep, dawg. 😅
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 3h
...sometimes 4:00AM if I wanna play Fortnite.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 3h
My usual time is 10:00AM. 😭
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 4h
Going to therapy at 9:00AM is a first for me.
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Shun Akiyama Yakuza
ALT: Shun Akiyama Yakuza
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 10/10/2026
Say what you will about R. Kelly (piece of shit), his stupidity was at its finest with "Trapped In the Closet"
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 10/10/2026
I like both. Gimme that BDSM&M!
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 10/10/2026
Don't threaten me with a good time
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 10/10/2026
Skittles ahh pants
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 09/10/2026
the princess from princess and the frog
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 08/10/2026
I'm sorry, what?
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 07/10/2026
Can't wait for Jawnny to watch this!
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 07/10/2026
Facetiming loudly with NO earphones? Fuck you. Die.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 06/10/2026
cutie
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 06/10/2026
holy crap, today at work can't get any worse. the only redeeming thing was me talking to my work crush. <3
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 05/10/2026
I'm trying to work but getting micromanaged to hell and back really is pissing me off
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 04/10/2026
Wait, these bot fucks are on tumblr too?? That's so messed up.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 04/10/2026
Genuinely fucking hate these gaza bots
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 04/10/2026
Imagine if they made it an impromptu ladder match
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
This old lady is whining "I already was in the other bank and they're treating me like a bad native person". The fuck is that supposed to mean??
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Aaaaaaaaa people whining loudly in the bank. Shut the fuck up please.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Gotta take what we can get sometimes from these millionaires tbh
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
This pink Darth Vader from the thrift store is on my desk at work because it looks adorable as hell.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
"support small businesses" but said small businesses use ai generated shit for their signs instead of supporting a local graphic designer.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Ms. Rachel is amazing
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Based
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
Based.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 03/10/2026
"Gimme the vagina demographics, Dave"
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 02/10/2026
oh my God this is the greatest thing I've ever heard in my entire life
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 01/10/2026
I wanna get it but I hate getting plushies from a thrift store.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 01/10/2026
This looks so funny
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
This Madison Beer emote works so well with Joker from Persona 5
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
"Barbie Girl" is such a fun song. Also, this is my band consisting of Persona 5's Joker, Chappell Roan, Laufey, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
MY needs provided by your needs >>>
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
I didn't.... I didn't know it's Zelda themed when I ordered it. I just like the color. 😭
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
BUT BUT BUT I WANNA HARASS YOU
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 30/09/2026
Oh no, I'm getting a crush again
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Goddamn, they're going into DMs now.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Who this cutie??
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Posting two blog posts tonight just because I'm performative. www.ralphy.ca/2026/09/conv...
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Convenience of Choice
Lately I've restarted by CD collection after I bought a CD player on a whim. I specifically bought this JUST because it looks like a record ...
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Delusions are better than my reality ✨
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 29/09/2026
Baby, I was born this way. Britney Spears said that.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 28/09/2026
holy shit, i had to check Fightful to see if it's legit. this is depressing.
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 28/09/2026
GO TO BED, NERD
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 27/09/2026
Me arriving 2 minutes before the group chat ended. I MADE IT!
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 27/09/2026
These lapel pins are ADORABLE
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
Weekend beef bowl
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
I was gonna ask how but it's irrational so yeah, valid. I just like the cleaning. 😂
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
HP fans never grew up
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Ralph Does A Spirit Gun @ralphy.ca · 26/09/2026
Somehow I look forward to seeing the dentist. I enjoy going there.
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